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Chad Squidward, by definition, is a pretty boy.

I feel like I shouldn't be allowed to say much of this Fandom since I'm not a big fan of it (not that I'm not not a fan) but here I go.

Headcanon theory thing: If Harry were to have an animagus, I would think it to be a mouse.

Why? Why on Earth of all things a mouse?

There are a few reasons why:

They're small. They can hide in small spaces and remain unseen. Harry's used to being crammed in small spaces and though he doesn't have to go through that anymore it does help him escape the large group of reporters that try to follow him.

He learns to love what he hated. He hated it, despised using his animagus at first. Hermione and Ron did try to convince him (half-heartedly) to try to understand it but he just wouldn't. Until he found himself using it when it was just too crowded for the invisible cloak. So it was a little more acceptable to use it but only in emergencies. But I like to think over time he learns more about his animagus and loves it because even though it reminds him of the traitor who killed his family (though he was a rat not a mouse), it also gives him more freedom.

Mione and Ron. If they had an animagus it would be an African Grey (yes I was very specific about this) and a weasel (I know I know, rather mean of me). Like the Marauders, they would sometimes go out and adventure around in nature in their animagus forms. (Sometimes even flying with Hermione if she could handle it)

Not much of a headcanon/theory is it? But i think I did what I could.

Picked up a new comic and I'm slightly worried

The Riddler: Riddle me thi- Is that a fucking kid.

Dick Grayson, a non-native English speaker: What does fucking mean?

The Riddler: Fuck- I mean shit- I mean it's a grown up word, ask your dad about it

[A Few Years Later]

The Riddler: Riddle me th- Is that another fucking kid

Jason Todd, raised in Crime Alley his entire life: Who the hell you calling a fucking kid? I'll beat your ass motherfucker, you and me right now.

The Riddler: Wow you are. Something.

[A Few Years After That]

The Riddler: Riddle me- Where the fuck are you getting these children?

Tim Drake, raised in high society but also not raised at all: That's a naughty word sir.

The Riddler: At least you're polite

[A Few More Years Later]

The Riddler: Riddle m- WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS ONE HAVE A SWORD!?

Damian Wayne, above silly things like Vulgar Language: I Was Expecting A Battle Of Wits, But You Appear To Be Unarmed.

The Riddler: WHY DOES HE TALK LIKE THAT???

"The quickest way to brighten up a room is to smile."

No, the quickest way to brighten up a room is to turn the lights on.

Me when someone asked me about my childhood crushes: nah, I didn't have any.

Me rewatching all the Barbie movies realizing I (typically) had a crush on Barbie's character and the male lead: 👁👄👁

Y'know if you really think about it "i love meat" and "i love nuts" are the same thing.

But also the opposite.

I'd recommend Fuzai no Yamada (Yumoto)'s works (specifically Muika no yame though the translation at the end is incorrect)

Also, if you go on MyReadingManga and filter it (as in Izuku x Katsuki or Katsyki x Izuku) then you can tag it with drama and you'll probably get some angst.

Hoping this has some reach to bkdk doujinshi readers. Does anyone have any angsty djs☹️all i can really find is porn. I wouldn’t mind if it also had porn, and happy ending, but I can’t find any angst fics like that😭.

Actually just give me any of ur favorite djs or recent reads🙏pls

Sometimes my writing's bad, sometimes it's good. But sometimes, IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A GOD.

I was reviewing my writing and I found this gem(??) And I can't believe I of all people wrote it. Like damb, i'm quezy about it and i'm not even in the story. Here it is, btw, with a bit of editing to make the characters anonymous:

(Character A) remained quiet after that, afraid of another terrible stumble. They were a disastrous person and never could go without a stupid, clumsy act. (Character B) observed the mortal named (Character a). Trying to figure out (Character A)'s motives and weaknesses. They never looked at (Character B) until (Character B) suddenly grabbed (Character A)'s face.

"Interesting." (Character B)'s dead-set observant stare into (Character A)'s eyes had them anxious.

"What?"

"Your eyes are the color of the sky. I haven't seen the sun-filled sky for a long time." Amazement, wonder, nostalgia, and so many other emotions flowed into and out of (Character B).

"Oh, do you miss it?" (Character A) relaxed into (Character B)'s hold. Gazing back into (Character B)'s maroon eyes.

"Dearly."

Like FELLO????? Which romantic literature god/goddess possessed me??? If only I could write like this when I really needed to, like school 😭 and even better they have their own versions so it gets more romantic!