Questionablefruitsalad - Plague Rat

(more) Citrus Bro Headcanons 🍋🍊

Lemon:

●Has to be touching you at all times while sleeping: will either bear hug you from the back as the big spoon, or back up into you from the front as the little spoon. Is a blanket hog as well

● Enjoys slow mornings: any time he doesn't have to be up for work he's sleeping in past noon and then makes a full breakfast with lattes. Keeps all your favorite breakfast foods in stock and changes it up daily

●Speaking of lattes: he loves making pictures with the foam (yes, most of them include Thomas and various Pokemon) He once entered a design competition and won second place (somebodies grandma won first....)

●Loves bubble baths: has a bath tray to hold books, drinks, whatever else- and shelves full of bath bombs/shower steamers/ bath gel. Best believe this man reaches peak relaxation at least weekly (He'll have to find a way to send Tangerine out of the apartment other wise he'll complain, as if he doesn't hog the bathroom ALL the time) Cucumbers on eyelids included

Tangerine:

● Has a knack for complex puzzle games but can't solve a rubix cube to save his life. He's managed to keep a game of chess (against himself) going for at least 3 days. He's cursed himself out at least 7 times

● In denial about being allergic to garlic. While it's an ingredient in all his favorite foods- it makes his throat itchy and his face red. Lemon has an epipen stashed for safety.

● Obsessive facial hair grooming. Has a mustache comb and conditioner with him at all times. Brushes after eating and before addressing people. Sasses Lemon for not conditioning his beard.

● Fear of dogs. Not big ones (he thinks Shepard and Pinchers are regal) but little yapper dogs: chihuahuas and yorkies will send him running. "Goddamn anklenippin gremlins...."

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

Doing this to Lemon while he explains Thomas n Friends

I wanna give a boy head while he explains something complicated to me, I want to hear him struggle and lose track of what he was talking about, I want him to explain all this shit he knows to me with his fingers gripping at my hair and his voice shaking and melting into those pretty breathy moans, shits so hot man like damn

To be able to fly? To be smoke, or a wolf; to know the night, and live in it forever? That’s not so bad. You call us monsters. But when you dream, it’s of flying, and changing, and living without death.

Rachel - Nightbreed (via octoberland)

Lowkey wanting to write a ~Latina forbidden social status difference lover~ au for Friedrich Harding but like

Ayo?!

In the process of writing a *nonbinary* self insert fic for Hassan, John, and Joe (because he needs love too and I love him) if anyone is chill with it.

Like, I can't fathom HOW MUCH I wanna mush this beautiful person!!!! They're the FULL package for me! They're funny, a geek, sassy, sexy. Everything.

RAHUL KOHLI + TIKTOK

parallel play (liking and reblogging your mutual's posts but not talking to them)

tangerine with a s/o headcannons? (not forcing at all <333)

Oh, Tangerine is a suave MF

at least he THINKS he is

● Acts aloof but keeps track of all your favorite things: will surprise you with your favorite food or a gift when you're having a bad day and answer with a "No biggie luv, just saw it n though o you"

● Always has backup plans for date night. It's raining when you wanted to go to the beach? He's got reservations for a beachside restaurant so you can still see the ocean. Car breaks down on the way somewhere? He's already got a picnic basket and mattress set up. This guy is 10 steps ahead

● Although he's not the best cook (this man could burn water...) he's always willing to try and cook up something fancy (even when you insist ordering pizza is fine) And even started taking a cooking masterclass to try and impress you

● Speaking of impressing you: he's a huge attention hog. Always makes sure you see him when he doing something. Even mundane things: he's got his arms flexed, ass and chest pushed out. If he doesn't need a shirt on to do it, expect this man to have his tiddies out. He's mastered the smirk n wink

● While he's not a fan of PDA, he's always an arms length away. He often reaches out a hand to make sure you're near by- probably out of caution (work makes him jumpy at times) And he always wants to make sure you're okay. If you hold his hand/arm in public, he'll act nonchalant but is low key melting inside.

● He blushes very easily. It doesn't take much to get those cheeks glowing. He gets even more embarrassed if anyone points it out (which you and Lemon LOVE to do)

● Is a SAP for romcoms. If given the choice to pick a movie, he'll go for the types of movies you'd see on the hallmark channel, claiming- "I just don't want anything too action packed before bed. Honest"