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Bedtime

- Before I started reading fanfics «I’m going to bed» meant that I was going to sleep.

- Now «I’m going to bed» is actually fanfiction and Tumblr time!

Stretch marks sort of look like lightning bolts which basically means that your body has been blessed by Thor Odinson.

If you were only allowed to eat salad for the rest of your life... (for arbitrary reasons) what five things would you try to convince people is salad! Go!

In no particular order:

1. Potato salad should count. It’s got salad in the name.

2. Salsa is a tomato based fruit salad, and tortilla chips are but an especially flat crouton.

3. If salsa counts, then so should chunky guacamole.

4. Smoothies are effectively deconstructed fruit salad.

5. Chicken salad, for the same reason as potato salad.

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#world’s gayest detective

Sera: Are you still mad at me?

Nyktos: Yes.

Sera: Are you going to let go of my hand?

Nyktos: No.

Peter Davison went to Wales Comic-Con with a message

say it fucking louder

suzanne collins social commentary and foresight should be appreciated more