Consider: Teenagers Aren’t Apathetic About Everything They’re Just Used To You Shitting All Over

Hades/Pluto kids headcannons

Stay up till midnight every night, sometimes accidentally.

Not morning people. At all.

Breakfast is from 8-9 (idk about CJ), and they usually show with five minutes to eat, and usually just have a banana or something. They do have a stash of mini cereal box’s and mini milk cartons in case they sleep through breakfast, in which case they sleep until Will and/or Percy wake them up (Reyna/Frank at CJ)

They are total bitches until 11 everyday, and if you piss them off… let’s just say it took Chiron three hours to convince them to shadow travel that Ares kid back from Russia.

Whenever one of them is sad, the other gets blankets, make a fort over the couch and tv, buys ice cream from the camp store, and gets a sad movie.

Disney. Movie. Marathons. Usually with Reyna, Frank, and Percy (sometimes more). Hazel knows everyword to every song of every disney movie that was ever written, so movie night basically turns into karaoke at some point.

Extremely protective. Will punch anyone who disses the other, will also punch anyone who disses friends.

Reyna and Percy are their big siblings. They all argue and fight all the time, and when one is angry, ALL of them are angry. There is absolutely NO privacy between the girls, but Nico’s still really awkward with Percy, and once Nico walked in on Percy shirtless and started hyperventilating.

Hades decides he wants to be a good dad, so he invites (forces) Hazel and Nico to go to the underworld for monthly family dinners (also holidays.)

Extremely forgetful. Neither of them can remember their anniversarys, or friends birthdays, or holidays. Etc. (Hazel can’t even remember her own birthday) however, they can remember exactly what someone said in an argument on June 17th at 4:47pm.

Whenever Nico stays at CJ, he hates the guys room in the 5th cohort, and usually sleeps on the couch in the main room. Oscassionally Hazel will join him and they’ll stay up talking or playing games.

Please feel free to add on! 😊 sorry they’re not very good.

Criminal Minds Meme - 10 Episodes - [1/10]

05.09, “100”

Billionaire brothers au

Bruce Wayne, Oliver Queen and Tony Stark were all theatre kids and could definitely perform so many plays and sing the songs perfectly. They all love Hamilton, Six and most musicals and have been to see all the plays during the first showing of them.

In this au Bruce and Oliver are like 23ish while Tony is 21, but no one else remembers due to how much they've done, so they're all gen z

You will randomly find them singing together when they're bored and all the batkids love it because they're great singers, definitely took singing classes together with other rich kids, like Hope(marvel idk her last name) and Lex luthor.

When at galas, if they get bored enough they'd hack into the system, turn on disco lights and play proper party music and sing to it.

Also it's a singer au, where they are all a part of an anonymous band named something dumb like Veota or something they started when they were younger (so all popular modern day songs were written by them and their friends) and they just couldn't be bothered to deal with more paparazzi so no one knows.

So one day the justice league comes over to Bruce's bc they need him for something and they're just singing together with a bunch of famous rich kids and they're just.baffled. so confused. And they just don't care.

👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them

Reyna, Coach Hedge and Nico are the most underrated trio, don’t even talk to me

Reyna my love

I don't think y'all get how incredibly gay I am for her

the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.

"touch is my love language" just doesnt cut it. I want to randomly pick you up fireman or bridal style. I wanna cling to each other like velcro. I need to constantly be biting and squeezing and holding. Hugs from behind, rocking back and forth for minutes on end. Tangled up limbs in a cuddle puddle. I need to be constantly touching!! you feel me?

I can just imagine xisuma ask grian for an explanation and ends up just getting:

"oh yeah... These are my friends from high school who are watchers. Also, surprise - I am a watcher too :D" while taurtis and domrao turn to more human forms and just hug/squeeze grian.

This just ends us as the others finding out grian is like a secret pvp god or something, and xisuma trying to learn more about grian and why they are watchers/what they do.

the au where xisuma (and perhaps a few other hermits) worship xelqua and the watchers as their gods and at some point are all talking about it. grian chiming in with some unknown knowledge and when hurriedly asked where he learned it he just panics and yells; “BOOK.” they all very much doubt that.

some time later, the watchers visit and when the hermits who do worship them bow grian just groans. “don’t bow to them, they’re dorks.”

and (in this seperate watcher au that doesn’t connect to my other post) the two watchers just pout.

“griiannn!! come on, this is our first time being out on the overworld as watchers! you’re lucky your training involved you being here, me and dom had to sit through the stuff to take over watching the other dimensions.” “your fault for dying.”

“hey! at least i got that immortality curse gone first!”

the hermits just watch grian bicker with the watcher (whos name, taurtis, was thrown in at some point of grians scolding), while the other watcher- who was name dropped as dom early on- just watches them with an amused smile on his face.