Hey If U Can’t Drive/are A Slow Learner Due To A Disability Or Mental Illness, Just Picture Historical

hi mphfpc fandom ..,

The Wayne manor is not a quiet place.

Someone Is always doing something, talking about anything, teasing, bantering, playfully slandering, so Bruce grew accustomed to noise. Its hard not to, with his nest of birds.

But this particular topic has him on mute;

"Why do YOU get him when he's old?"

" Oh my GOD, Jason, I'm LITERALLY the oldest. You ALWAYS have to get everything!"

Jason isn't at all interested in Dick's dramatics. He wraps all 6'4 inches around Bruce's leg like an affectionate leech. "You're the fucking meanest! You'll probably feed B those gross ass protein shakes and force him to watch re runs of Realest Housewives of Gotham!"

"YOU TRIED TO BLOW HIM UP!"

Cass is strong like a tsunami and silent as a snake, jumping on Bruce's back, beautiful eyes full of threat. " Dad stays. Mine."

Bruce pipes up, " I have a retirement plan--"

"Getting railed everyday at the Kent farm isn't a retirement!"

Tim gives Steph a look of disgust. "Gross."

Damian isn't above pulling out his swords. " If I don't get Baba, everyone is dying. Me included. "

"Damian. What did I say about threatening your siblings with murder?" Bruce asks expectantly.

" Oh, I'm not threatening, baba. I'm making a vow."

Alfred doesn't pry his attention from the chamomile tea he's preparing. " Master Bruce stays with me."

"...Alfred, I don't think you'll...You know, be around when Bruce retires--"

"Was that a contradiction?"

They all gulp. The argument is settled quickly, and Bruce spends the rest of his evening with head on Alfred's lap and his hand in Jason's hair, petting like a cat, and listening to RHOG on the TV.

He loves the noise.

please, help him

Good Omens season 3

like or reblog if you’re against „Crowley and Aziraphale becoming human” thing

i really hate this idea, who’s with me?

Ok but The Seven would totally beg Reyna to tell embarrassing stories about younger Jason, and she would totally comply, like it’d go something like this…

“Reyna tell me that story about Jason accidentally flying into a tree.”

“Oh that was hilarious, you should have seen how red he was and-”

“Oh my gods, Reyna sTOP!”

Crack head cannon

Imagine if at both Camps everyone thinks Reyna and Hylla hate eachother due to them bickering alot and fighting alot.

Instead, what if they're just acting like normal siblings, fighting eachother and annoying eachother, but no one else has full siblings so everyone just acts as friends.

So those two could be arguing and insulting eachother, but if anyone else tries to be rude to them they will get murdered n shit.

Also, Hylla would be the only one able to get Reyna to rest and go Medical, and is the only person Rey lets hug her.

More importantly, the Amazons could visit Camp Jupiter, and a few hours the campers panic bc Reyna and Hylla are in a room together alone, having run off at the start. And the campers find them just hanging out and laughing, which Reyna rarely does, confusing everyone.

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

will forever mourn the fact we have not gotten (nor will we ever I suppose) baby hotchner in his first year of the bau. he's big tough intimidating suit man. but what about when he was (even more) insecure and trying hard to fit into the role of profiler and using his fancy little suits as his stupid shield and to make people take him extra seriously

I need rossi to call him son and tell him he did a good job but also hotch being wary about a new father figure in his life. but also hotch Needing advice from rossi or gideon and not knowing how to ask because he's been independent in his career / life for so long but he yearns to see rossi as his mentor because now he's part of a close-ish knit team now

hotch, pointing at rossi: you're my dad boogie woogie woogie

In cannon Reyna has never been anyone's first choice.

Jason was her fellow Praetor and friend, but he left her for new friends and a partner who he had fake memories with.

Percy then became Praetor and began helping Reyna only for the Argo2 to show up and him to immediately leave.

Hell, she wasn't even her sister's first choice as Hylla left her to join the amazons.

So, if she ever had a partner I feel that she would be shocked at the amount of care she would get, and she would be confused bc no one's cared for her before, and she would just adore being cared for.

I say therefore Reyna isn't cold hearted but has a bleeding heart, but is used to everyone leaving so she hides it.

"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"