I Feel Like A Horrible Person For Laughing At Ponyboy Uncomfortably Moving Away From Dally When He Scoots

Behind the scenes of “The Outsiders”

forever aesthetic? c thomas howell solving fashion circa 1984

headcannon: when dallas first met johnny, johnny had mumbled his name really quietly. so, instead of hearing “johnny cade” dallas heard “johnny cake”. so, he started calling johnny that, it stuck, and soon the rest of the gang would call johnny that too.

The Outsiders (1983) dir. Francis Ford Coppola.

do you think c. thomas howell wakes up every morning grateful that he got cuddled by rob lowe <i>and</i> ralph macchio?????

Jealous Lovers Sentence Starters

as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“Who was that?”

“I don’t like the way he/she/they look/s at you.”

“How could I make you jealous? I melt whenever you say my name.”

“Hi! I’m ___’s girlfriend/boyfriend/partner/etc. Ever heard of me?”

“So what if I’m jealous?”

“You are spending WAY too much time with that guy/girl/person.”

“How come you never do that with me?”

“Hey. You’re mine.” / “Don’t worry. I’m yours.”

“I’m going to kick his/her/their ass! No one can touch you like that except for me.”

“I heard you and ___ had lunch.”

“Are you jealous?~”

“Can I just give you another hickey?” / “Did you really have to give me so many hickeys?”

“I can’t have these people all over you.”

“Oh, come on. Don’t worry about him/her/them, we’re just friends.”

“Don’t you trust me?” / “You’re not the one I don’t trust…”

“I know that you love me, but your jealousy is getting out of hand.”

“You don’t own me…except when you make that face.”

“I don’t remember our hello kiss being a hello makeout. Are you threatened by my friend?”

“Who are you texting? I thought I just saw a heart emoji.”

“Why is your ass so amazing? Everyone is staring at it and I hate it.”

“Hey, pal. His/her/their eyes are up there.”

“I don’t know what that was about, but I love seeing you all riled up.”

“This is outrageous. I demand more attention.”

“Oh you and ___ went there? That’s where we went on our first date.”

“You’re with ME now.”

“What is/are he/she/they doing here?”

behind the scenes

being best friends with the gang

warnings - like one (1) swear word bullet points - 74 i think pairing - any

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- okay so steve and dally low key bulling you, but in a brotherly way

- like flicking you, sitting on you, pulling your hair and they find it hilarious bc you get so mad, smh

- soda writing (more like e n g r a v i n g) rude shit on your stuff

- so you’ve got this little ruler that has ‘SUCK MY TOES’ written across it and whenever he sees it he’s starts giGGLING

- johnny loves drawing on your arms & hands, what a cute boy

- he draws in a felt tip pen so it stays on when you have a shower, but you don’t want it to go so you’ll draw over it again

- he just draws little doodles when he gets bored, like dinosaurs, birds, ¡DOGS!

- reading competitions with pony!

- who can read the book fast enough???? he’s low key a cheat

- if there’s a film of it he’ll watch the film and be all ‘oh yeah uhhhh jack kills the groundskeeper, lol’ even tho that’s not what happens in the book! (just an example)

- there’s no prize, he deadass wants to win

- bbqs at two’s place like every saturday

- johnny barbecued a mint leaf he found once

- darry is the best at bbqs, he makes the best burgers, they’re very professional

- two bit is the host but he does not help at all!

- just runs around with a water gun

- water balloon fights in the evening!

- okay, so you’re playing with 7 strong, boys who are not going to play fair, so neither are you

- usually in two teams of four:-

- darry, johnny, pony & you

- soda, steve, two & dally

- it’s starts off pretty calm but then those juices get a'pumpin and oh lord

- once you tackled soda down, son and he was between your legs (non-kink related) and you were strANGLING HIM WITH A BALLOON

- it was those stretchy clown balloons so you had it around his neck

- you could hear him choking ‘cantbreathecantbreathe’

- so you bit the balloon and the water went all over his face, then you ran

- everyone makes fun of soda now because you weren’t even strangling him that hard, he’s just too dramatic

- you and modern!pony would be the biggest FRIENDS fans ever

- his favourite would be ross because he reminds him of darry

- y'all would reenact and the rest of the gang would have no idea what was happening

- 'PIVOT PIVOT’

- pony obviously tried to recreate the opening credits on iMovie (👏👌😩😤) and half the time it was dally yelling and darry trying not to clobber steve

- the end was him smiling at an unflattering angle (IMAGINE THO)

- dally would 100% argue with you on literally anything, even if he actually agreed with you

- one time when johnny was drawing a dino on your arm dally looked at it and said, 'what if dinosaurs photosynthesised?’

- and you y e l l e d (johnny was shook)

- dally calls you out on everything

- 'i had a dream and i was in the middle of the no where-’

- 'the no where! THE NO WHERE! THE! ITS NOT THE!’

- johnny is the friend who will eat cereal with you at 4am bc he’s hungry, alone and loves you (platonically, romantically, you choose)

- modern!johnny will watch you take buzzfeed quizzes

- not even take one himself, just watches

- you draw and paint things together

- he likes the go to garden centres with you and you will buy him a plant

- steve and you would be those friends to pass each other notes and pretend to be subtle about it

- they wouldn’t make any sense?????

- 'beep beep lettuce’

- 'nice remote control u have there’

- 'zip zap zop zic, ur ass is now super thicc’

- 'crepe’

- randomly grabs your hand, pins it down and writes something

- he’s not like johnny who ¡politely! asks then draws something lovely

- he grabs your hand and writes '🅱enis’

- you do science homework together

- you and soda would like to talk about animals

- he’d tell you about Mickey Mouse, the horse, and u cried

- he wants to get you back from when you strangled him!

- throws a water balloon directly at your forehead and felt bad, but laughed anyway

- you and two bit are those fuckin obnoxious friends who find each other funny, even if they just look at each other

- you’d have a new 'thing’ every week that makes no sense

- so like you’d go 'two! look over there!’ and point the opposite way from where you’re looking

- and the you’d point to the ceiling and go 'L O O K’ and he’d look at the floor and be all like ’ A T W H A T’

- dally wants to murder you both

- you both quote the bee movie all the time

- 'BUT ITS OUR YOGHURT NIGHT

- 'THAT BEE IS LIVING MY LIFE’

- 'WHY IS YOGHURT NIGHT SO DIFFICULT?’

- you and darry are pals and complain about the other boys to each other

- you let him teach you football, even if it doesn’t really interest you, you just wanted to make him happy

- cake baking together, before soda comes along and frickIN MERKS DARRY IN THE FACE WITH FLOUR

- offering to look after pony so he can sleep -

you end up watching friends and johnny doesn’t know what’s happening, but laughs anyway

- all of you guys would be the closest friends ever and would commit murder for each other

- sleepovers!

“It’s not money, it’s feeling—you don’t feel anything and we feel too violently.” The Outsiders.

So.. is it cringy to say im so proud of my Rockstar babies to put such a huge effort into rdr2 and make it the best game ever. And oh god their music is just... not even words can express the way they make you feel.