U DIDNT EVEN STAND A CHANCEEEEEEEEEEE DONT EVENNN STARTTTTTTTTTTT💀💀💀💀💀

Im extremely not sober at the moment. Idk why I felt the need to come on and say it as I feel like I am being incredibly coherent, I am not. When I get high I feel like I either turn into fucking Shakespeare or I'm like.

....mostly the latter with the most UNGODLY art ideas. I've been meaning to post but I'm not entirely sure people like what I've got to share.

As I'm watching this stupid clip over and over again as I go to post it, i feel Knubbler disgustingly wriggling his way into my heart. Get out you old fuck. 💔

Oh my fucking god can they just fucking kiss already GOD FUCKIN DAMMIT KISSS

FUCKING KISS EACH OTHER PLEASE IM BEGGING

trailer park yaoi

MURDERFACE WOULD BE A FUCKING BETA FISH!!!

Does ANYONE headcanon Dick Knubbler as trans??? ANYONE???

Cus like sometimes I'm like HAHAH TRANS BEAM RAY LOCKED ON TARGET AND LIKE.

Does anyone else fw this headcanon????

I just gotta know man.

Some Toki Filler. I've got stuff I've got to clean up, and I promise to post fanart soon, but take this for now.

Original

MF DOOMs' MM FOOD! album cover but instead of Daniel Dumille, you get william Murderfaces' fat Self. Yes??? No?? Interact for yes and ignore for no :3

OMG I SAW THIS THE OTHER NIGHT ITS SO GOOD HES SOOO HAWTTTT LAWDDDD

just finished watching Thelma the Unicorn and. ohhh i'm not gonna lie to you guys, i need Vic Diamond 🙈💖

I am drunk, i will admit. But holy shit o my oh dear old people are so hot. I understand skwisgaars attraction to the older ladies 100000000000000% percent. There is just something so beautiful about old age. I don't mean this in a fetish way i just mean old age can be and IS so beautiful, and I feel like no one i know understands that. I haven't met someone who understands how beautiful aged people are. Grey hair, wrinkles, sun spots all of it is so beautiful.

Like..

You have greying hair?? That is so fucking cool you've lived long enough to have that happen.

Wrinkles?? That's fucking epic. Smile lines?? My god you've been happy in your life and you have proof you lived happily.

Sun spots?? Ok cool, idc they look pretty epic too.

They can have such beautiful soulful eyes. My god. And their advice is so comforting and warm

Id believe an elder telling me it's going to ok rather than someone my own age saying "you're going to be ok" because like if you're my age how the FUCK do you know it's gonna be ok?? The mf who's 50+ can tell me it's gonna be ok and I'd believe them over you ANYDAY of the week. My god are their voices so gentle and warm too. Like. Oh my god.

Someone pleazeeeeeeee

Unfertsand that lime i dont know lkke understand thag like lld people are HOT wnd im tired of acting lime they are NOT.

Can we as a society PLEASE stop caring about "looking old?" Whats wrong with that!!!??? They are so beautiful too...

I love men that are old. Women too.

But mostly old/older men. I mean my god i am dating a man an ENTIRE decade older than me. And whike tht might not seem lime a lot, he hjmself is starting to zhow signs of aging, and it is so AWESOME. Like HELL YEAH!!

He is getting grey hair and its like YES YES YES YES YES. You are SO fine and that grey hair looks amazing on you. Please stop pulling those little grey hairs out. They are BEAUTY-FUL on your head!!!!...

Im xrawinf a naked knubbler rjght now.. thats why im mking this post moslty. Cus old is hot.

Edit; I will probbaly post it. Becqhse i acrhally really lime how it is turning ojt

Old age is beautifyl, and im tired of peeople acting like its ugly or that people lose value as they age and enter the grey hair era.

Sam3 goes with fat guys... have you ever CUDDLED a fat man??? GOD its the best thjng in the world they are LEGIT so soft. They usually have snacks and they alwyas take suchhhh good care of you... fat men are usually so zweet.. eztra fat is so cute.

Like awww i caj squish more of you 🥹 i can love more of you, tbere is MORE of yoy for me to love ajd care for. Agaij NOT sayijg this in a fet8sh kink qay, i just adore large full figures. All body types are beautiful, but i always gice eztra love and attwntion to fat and old.men. and i think that sums up who i am pretty well.. i think it syms up this blog rhinf or qbag eer.

Men suck but theyre also so beautiful...

Im sorry in advances

Fuck it!! Trailer park boys + text posts/tweets/onion headlines part 2 of ????

Part 1