Thanks Tumblr, Maybe I Will Try Ringworm If You Dont Have Anything Else

I noticed a LOT of people followed me for Fresh and dont really engage with my other posts sooo...

I don't know a lot about tumblr-ing so if u have advice on this lemme know. I just wanna post things people want to see lol

Honestly if Indigo does turn out to be ace that’s a really interesting twist!  I made a character a while ago who was inspired quite a bit by Indigo, and over time his character developed into being asexual.. it just kinda worked out, tied everything into a nice little bow.  My character was putting up this front that he was hyper-sexual because he thought it gave him some form of charm or made him cool.  He was acting like he got all the women, flirting with almost every lady he came across, and generally being a nuisance and not actually having anybody take him up on those numerous offers.  But one day, after a girl finally picked things up with him, he realized that he cared more about inter-personal emotional connections than having a sexual partner or a bunch of women chasing after him.   He realized that he was pretending to have these feelings because he felt inadequate not having them.. he felt like he didn’t fit in.(That was after he realized he was asexual.. before finally getting what he ‘wanted’ (a girlfriend, a sexual partner.) he didn’t realize that it wasn’t actually what he wanted after all..)  Then he realized that the friendship he built with the people around him, and this girl specifically, was what truly connected them to him, and his sexual comments towards them were just to hold up a front and make himself feel confident. Basically after a while my character accepted himself and changed his point of view and focus. SO YEAH I WOULD BE SO STOKED IF INDIGO TURNED OUT TO BE ACE TOO FHVFSGDHh

So, what IS indigos orientation, if that isn't rude to ask. Im just curious if he might be ace aro or maybe hinting at being bi or bi-curious or if he's just straight and has anxiety

These are great questions!I’ll leave them to Indigo to figure out

that Neil mashup is just what it feels like to be infected with a Fresh Parasite I think. like, the hand POV makes you feel sort of restrained, in the same way you're strapped into a rollercoaster; it's disorienting, slightly off-putting, and might give you a little bit of motion sickness, but it's still a BOP. it's a good time! and so genuine in its weirdness that even the traces of eeriness (ie the way the hand lurches around) can be brushed off because it's just part of the goof. we are movin we are schmoovin. and also we have contracted toxoplasmosis

HAHAHAHA EXACTLY I LOVE THIS ASK I've totally had that dream before.

WAIT TOXOPLASMOSIS?? THAT'S HILARIOUS

Though to be fair canonically Fresh possession is REALLY PAINFUL cus he's literally DRAINING your soul, and it starts cracking over time which must HUUURRTT. I'd think it'd feel like some aching heart pain even at the least intensity, not fun!

But yeah Aaron by Neil Cicierega is totally on my Fresh playlist. Sometime I'll make a video of my Fresh playlist to share with tumblr. >B)

thank you for this blessing, sistor

This idiot has existed for 5 years

happy Help Wanted anniversary! (I didnt finish my other anniversary art on time but i never finish any art on time so heres a silly doodle goodnight)

this plush has lived rent free in my head for years now I thought I'd share it with you guys

This day on “Photos from Ebay that give Kuttie nightmares”…

Bootleg Fresh Sans DJ SANs!

With EARS!

*screaming*

Luuvvv

Fresh and the bois jus´ chillin´!!!! Look at em´ go 

Fresh! Sans by: @loverofpiggies

crackships go brrrr (they have the same voice actor)

fresh ink by @/comyet

this this this

I have my own headcanon that offspring parasites with their own special abilities can use their host’s abilities if they’re 1. Older like Fresh , and 2. Have studied that ability in action

Like Fresh or the ‘runts’ you mention would have some innate sense of how to use their host’s ability, but if a different parasite wanted to use it they’d have to take a more analytical approach to it.  

Liiiike for example my OC Grunge (inspired a lil by Unfresh, I wanted to make a similar concept without the aspects I disliked, then he ended up developing into his own character) has smoke abilities, but he learned how to use his host’s bone magic too :D

The funny thing is, he probably understands his host’s magic better than his own.  He doesn’t even realize his smoke can be used for illusions or suffocation because he keeps using it just to elongate his stupid tentacles and make a smoke cloud similar to Fresh’s poof

He’s also got a different style from Fresh! He’s got a 90s grunge style rather than that neon look Fresh is known for. B)

(i forgot to add the back tendrils on the drawing above RIP)

idk if people really care about parasite OCs, so lemme know below this post if you want me to infodump about this edgy guy.  I’ve got a lot more than him but he’s one of my main ones

how does fresh reproduce?

he reproduces asexually!! More parasites are grown inside the hosts body while he’s in there and he coughs them out (and then crushes them into powder, he HATES the other parasites + they’re competition + they could get him caught in whatever world he’s in if they got loose, they’re flat out a genuine danger to him) though a few do occasionally escape, it’s a LOT of them and they’re small, and that’s how you get fresh parasite ocs!

it’s an involuntary thing that he has to do every so often, but he CAN do it on purpose, like at the ‘freshmageddon’ event in the loveball (which had a gateway to tons of other au’s, which is how people got there!!) where he spent three days straight creating them to infect thousands of universes at once!

the parasites also HAVE to obey him, even if they don’t want to, unless it goes against their deep deep deep core values, and even then, it’s REALLY difficult to! they also can’t create more, unless they live long enough, and the vast majority are also ace, like fresh, same species! (more fresh parasite info under the cut!!)

ALSO! the fresh parasites each have their own specialized power that starts out weak and gets stronger as they age, heavily based on their first host bc that’s what forms their identity the strongest! like instinctively knowin languages, healing, emotional manipulation (my kid, toffee!), telepathy, basically anything under the sun, from overpowered to basically useless - like a power roulette!

fresh doesn’t have this, and neither do ‘runts’ which are born without any powers, which means they can borrow and use the power of their hosts (like fresh using sans’s bone attacks) instead of the host’s magic being ‘overridden’! this means that most regular parasites can’t use their hosts abilities iirc, or can only use it like… REALLY weakly! unlike fresh or the runts, who can harness all of it!

the parasites can also have any color/pattern and don’t have to be strictly 90s-themed like fresh, in fact, they probably wouldn’t be unless their FIRST host was a huge 90s fan! they can have ANY aesthetic imaginable, tho the majority are naturally drawn to bright or clashing colors it’s absolutely possible for one to favor more muted or matching clothes, the one thing they all have in common is the host’s soul in one eye - and they don’t even necessarily need shades to hide it!

in lucidia there are plenty of skeletons without eyelights like salt, so they could theoretically just wear an eyepatch over the soul eye and not have the risk of shades falling off! (i have my own hc that the empty socket is unnerving to other skeletons, even if it looks normal to us it looks off to them but this is JUST a headcanon and not at all backed up!!) get creative bro!!!!

fresh parasites can also feel emotions or not have any, or just feel one or a few emotions really strongly (like how fresh can just feel anger and fear in specific circumstances, a parasite could theoretically feel ONLY happiness, ONLY sadness, i don’t know what other emotions there are, disgust maybe??) there aren’t any concrete rules abt it from what i remember!!!

fun fact! yknow how fresh has many rainbow tongues? those arent tongues! those are parasites! those are sentient dudes. *sticks out my sons i hate to intimate you*

so there’s this house down my street thats abandoned but for sale, and my entire family thinks its either haunted or a meth house, but the other day i was driving past it and saw something weird sitting on the for sale post, and about 3 hours later, it wasnt there so i pulled over and got out of the car with my brother and there was a lil furby laying in the grass staring at us with its eyes open and it freaked us out SO two days later we drove past the house again and the furby was sitting on the for salE POST AGAIN and im pretty much scared for my life