Im So Sick But Sometimes It's Funny Af

so there’s this house down my street thats abandoned but for sale, and my entire family thinks its either haunted or a meth house, but the other day i was driving past it and saw something weird sitting on the for sale post, and about 3 hours later, it wasnt there so i pulled over and got out of the car with my brother and there was a lil furby laying in the grass staring at us with its eyes open and it freaked us out SO two days later we drove past the house again and the furby was sitting on the for salE POST AGAIN and im pretty much scared for my life

GO GIRLIES WOOO!!

Name ten female characters you like, you get zapped if it's jsut a male character you call a babygirl or other feminine nicknames because I can't see people calling Lestat coquette again

This idiot has existed for 5 years

happy Help Wanted anniversary! (I didnt finish my other anniversary art on time but i never finish any art on time so heres a silly doodle goodnight)

Glitchtrap hath become Catholic

out of context shenanigans

self rb because I FORGOOOOT to mention that, in relation to 'fresh going in through the eye' thing, he doesn't have to be in the skull/head to be possessing someone's body, like in the True!Fresh image CQ drew, he's lower than the ribcage and still controlling the body fine...(the other colored tendrils are fresh's parasite offspring, you coouulld argue that they're the ones controlling the host but ehhh) So I like to think that despite the soul Always showing up in the eyesocket, Fresh doesn't have to be in the head to feed on it.

More weird questions I've just thought of, this time pertaining to the Fresh parasite

What is the texture of the parasite like? Is it squishy and slimy, or is it like a shark or sturgeon, in that if you run your hand over it one way, it's smooth, but if you run your hand over it the other way, it's rough?

Is it like an octopus, with being able to squeeze through just about any space? Or are there limitations?

Does the parasite have organs? Other than its one singular eyeball, I mean

Can I squish it, or is it a bit more firm?

Is there any way to deter it and keep it from hijacking people's bodies? I'd use "like salt with slugs/snails" as a comparison, but that's not a deterrent, that just outright kills them

How heavy is the parasite? Can it bounce?

Is it sticky, or does it have little suckers on it to help "climb" flat surfaces?

When it hijacks the body of a human (assuming it goes into the eye socket), what does it do with the eyeball? Does it just pop out the eye and make itself at home, does it eat the eye, or?

I know it doesn't need to breathe, but could it kinda sorta suffocate when placed in a hot enough environment? Is it weak to extreme temperatures?

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transgenderism in his eyes

do u guys think Glitchtrap is trans

like

think about it

genderless ai trapped in a video game starts identifying as a middle aged fursuiting family man

I think it's actually going to drive me crazy if I don't find out who voices the bunny abomination thing at the end of Princess Quest in FNAF: Help Wanted

PLEASE I NEED TO KNOWWW I know it's only in a freaking mobile version of the game and it's a distorted voice clip but it's still original and I need to know who SAID IT

I'm so desperate, if anybody knows how to find out pls tell me  🙏 

Oh yea I should share these pics of my birthday cake! I drew up the design then helped with icing some parts of it.

bunny shaped birthday cake bunny shaped birthday cake

living my fnaf ar dreams rn

HAPPY AMPHIBIA ANNIVERSARY :D (Season 2 or 3 spoilers?)

I can’t believe it’s been 4 years since this amazing show started airing... i looove the silly frog show but im too tired from work to say a lot more than that.  thanks for the memories <3

here’s an unfinished sketch i made at work!, thought i’d post something art related since i couldn’t finish an amphibia animation sooner. AMPHIBIA SPOILERS!

this is going to sound SO INCREDIBLY STUPID

but I

SCREAMED

when I realized he has heelies in this image

HE HAS HEELIES IN HIS CURRENT DESIGN GUYS!!! HE HAS THE STUPID WHEELS IN HIS SHOES!!!!! CANON!!!