My Braincell Is Officially Dead™️ So Have This

My Braincell Is Officially Dead™️ So Have This

My braincell is officially Dead™️ so have this

Iffff you want to fill one in too here it is

My Braincell Is Officially Dead™️ So Have This

Shoutout to @vladimirsangel for sending it to me that's it I'm going to kick my dead braincell around like a glob of pudding. Will link OG post when I'm alive again

OKAY GOT IT , kudos to @bitegore

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3 months ago
Guess Who Got Their First Unauthorised Reposter!

Guess who got their first unauthorised reposter!

I've blocked this user, and I damn well hope they haven't taken any more of my art.

Block this user. They have an empty account with just my poor Pierce and another post by another artist. I can't report them because it needs a lot of personal information to file a copyright infringement form, and that info will be passed on to that user, which... sucks, to put it mildly.

This sort of shite happens all the time, I know, and I always expected it to happen, but I'll never feel safe posting art on the internet again.


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1 month ago

i love poto so bad it makes me wanna cry

Us when POTO:

I Love Poto So Bad It Makes Me Wanna Cry

(From Pharoga cats Christmas)

It gets worse when you have Phan friends. They have the most diabolical minds for tragedy. Yes, I'm looking at all of you here.

Unless you're speaking of the Spanish poto, Anon?

I Love Poto So Bad It Makes Me Wanna Cry

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5 months ago

Happy new year ! :)

(Might be early, because of the time zones)

Happy New Year ! :)

(Lil doodle, hope you don’t mind)

Ooooh it's Pierce and his floofy tie! Look at the little coquette. That's him during the New Year's Even reveries. This is him after:

Happy New Year ! :)

I just woke up and the h in aftermath was lost the the void in my brain.

Happy new year to you too, what a lovely gift this is!


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2 months ago

You know I just had to!!

01.     pockets.

02.     bag   /   purse.

05.     closet.

06.     bedside table drawer.

07.     medicine cabinet.

08.     wallet.

09.     “junk” drawer.

10.     pantry.

13.     to do list.

15.     bookcase.

You Know I Just Had To!!

Thank you for the ask!

1. Pockets. Pierce carried a little scent bottle of dirt because vampires need to rest in home soil, I like to think it's like a comfort object. Also, tiny rat cookies he probably forgot about. Sarah has her folding knife with 100 different tools in them, mostly pointy stabby things. Cat often doesn't have pockets because she wears impractical clothes.

2. Bag/purse. Pierce has a little chainmail rat purse. It's full of spare change and the odd antique gold coin. Sarah's is full of murdery things like travel-sized stakes and lipstick. Cat is unpredictable but totes food like a hamster.

5. Closet. Pierce has a lot of grey and white suits and fancy waistcoats. He also has many skeletons and straw hats, but we don't talk about those. Sarah has ball gowns, walking suits, and riding habits all in black. Cat describes her wardrobe as "if a hoard of goblins are set loose in an alt thrift store."

6. Bedside drawer. Pierce technically doesn't sleep in his bed, but he does lie there when his partners want him to, and he reads the novels he keeps in the drawer until they falls asleep and he can go around his nocturnal vampire business. Sarah keeps a crucifix, a revolver with silver bullets and another with regular ones, matches and magazines. Cat keeps candles, pen and paper, sweets and her ebook.

7. Medicine cabinet. Pierce and Sarah both keep brandy in their medicine cabinets like good Victorians. Cat has more modern amenities and chocolates for emergencies.

8. Wallet. I have the feeling Pierce is always losing his. Sarah, no-nonsense coins and the odd cheque. Cat's is stuffed with old receipts and always short on change.

9. Junk drawer. Pierce has a lot of half-written love letters and probably some hate mail he couldn't bring himself to burn. Sarah doesn't have one. Cat's whole flat is basically a junk drawer.

10. Pantry. Pierce and Cat live in the same house (he's her landlord) and Pierce isn't the kind of vampire to keep dead bodies around, so the pantry is full of Cat's doubtful food shopping choices. Sarah lives in a small flat with no pantry

13. To-do list. Pierce: Meet clients and kill people. Sarah: Meet clients and kill people and possibly go shopping. Cat doesn't have one because she is a chaos gremlin.

15. Bookcase. Pierce: Many Victorian banned and censored books, some vinyls, little statuettes, and old letters. Sarah: Old magazines and religious texts, very pompous but dusty, sometimes used for throwing at vampires in a pinch. Cat: enough candles to be a fire hazard, novels, huge art exhibition catalogues


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3 months ago
I Love You In Every Universe? No Such Luck For Joseph Buquet.
I Love You In Every Universe? No Such Luck For Joseph Buquet.

I love you in every universe? No such luck for Joseph Buquet.

Moment of appreciation for the chibis.

I Love You In Every Universe? No Such Luck For Joseph Buquet.

Who is the silliest chibi? Most voted chibi gets a Treat.

More POTO cats here!


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5 months ago

About Mr Pierce

About Mr Pierce

I don't like OC bio templates, so I tackled this with my best work attitude: sarcasm and chaos.

About Mr Pierce
About Mr Pierce
About Mr Pierce

Pierce is from my novel, Gothic Tales from Melancholia.


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5 months ago

Spat out my tea reading my Dracula annotation.

Spat Out My Tea Reading My Dracula Annotation.

[Ha! That's rich, talking like you have a coachman!]

Context: the great Count Dracula has no servants. Blood-slaves? Thralls to his hypnotism? Nah. Just little old him and three vampire ladies who don't help with the chores and try to steal his snacks (and/or his lawyer).


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6 months ago
Somehow, These Long Minutes Make Me Depressed Instead Of Impressed Because Usually When I Put My Headphones
Somehow, These Long Minutes Make Me Depressed Instead Of Impressed Because Usually When I Put My Headphones

Somehow, these long minutes make me depressed instead of impressed because usually when I put my headphones on, it means something is feeling too much.

Somehow, These Long Minutes Make Me Depressed Instead Of Impressed Because Usually When I Put My Headphones
Somehow, These Long Minutes Make Me Depressed Instead Of Impressed Because Usually When I Put My Headphones

The rest of my top songs list has no significance because I'm stuck on free shuffle mode, but Fortnight I did play on repeat. It's the song I sing to myself when I'm panicking.

Of course my comfort song contains lyrics about murder.

Very proud that Webber made the list. After all, I only recently became Phantom-obsessed.


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6 months ago
Aw, Shucks. It Just Sucks When That Happens, Doesn't It? (Will He Eat It? CAN He Eat It? Is He Allergic

Aw, shucks. It just sucks when that happens, doesn't it? (Will he eat it? CAN he eat it? Is he allergic to vampire's thumbs? Help me out here, Vlad. Get well soon!)

Hope you're more hale and hearty than last weekend. Have a thumb-hug from this tiny horror:

Hope You're More Hale And Hearty Than Last Weekend. Have A Thumb-hug From This Tiny Horror:

You're brave, putting your thumb in there. He may steal it XD

Thank you for asking. I am still feeling a bit off-colour but a lot better than last weekend, that's for sure.

I love little felted Innocent so damn much


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3 months ago

Last Night at Vena Cava Pt. 3 is up!

Last Night At Vena Cava Pt. 3 Is Up!

Been seeing this meme around, and I had to.

Speaking of my goobers, I uploaded a chapter and completely forgot about it:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63019435/chapters/161853298#workskin

Pierce and Sarah confront an angry client. Also lots of tea about Pierce's affaires du coeur.


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