Guilty As Charged, Your Honour.

Guilty As Charged, Your Honour.
Guilty As Charged, Your Honour.

Guilty as charged, your honour.

(I'm already swamped in unfinished sketches, so I got to ask: How much, exactly, do you people want to see Kitty Cherik powdering his fluffy snoot?)

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5 months ago

When I say I was bouncing off the walls and crawling around the ceiling when I got the comm, I mean it! I'm so happy my love for it translated! And Happy Nosferatu is going to be my new seasonal greeting now

I Swear I Have Never Been This Excited About An Advent Calendar And Just In Case It Wasn't Clear I Am

I swear I have never been this excited about an advent calendar and just in case it wasn't clear I am a grown adult but I am bouncing around like a child.

@purrlockswatson made such a beautiful advent calendar already and then this. THIS.

Aurik has a yellow hoodie. His favourite colour. He's going to the movies. One of his favourite things. He's meeting for the first time a vampire who looks a bit more like him (Count Orlok) and that vampire is a movie star and they're watching his new movie and they got the big novelty coffin popcorn bucket and they got to bring the pet rats and and and....

It's so lovely. Merry Christmas to all who celebrate and Happy Nosferatu to everyone in general.


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4 months ago

Valentine's day cat card ๐Ÿ’

Valentine's Day Cat Card ๐Ÿ’

A card I drew as an example for my cat greeting card comms on Ko-fi!

You can commission a custom card like this:

Valentine's Day Cat Card ๐Ÿ’

๐Ÿ’˜Use the discount code 221B to get 21% off ALL commissions before the end of February!๐Ÿ’˜

2 months ago
What Are Your "Oh No, If People I Know Read This, They'll Be Concerned," Writing Projects?

What are your "Oh no, if people I know read this, they'll be concerned," writing projects?

I don't often talk about these original characters, Lolly and Stephen Wargrave, since their story is quite twisted and hard to make into funny posts. Well, I had the urge to cattify them today, and it's sort of funny, so here they are.

What Are Your "Oh No, If People I Know Read This, They'll Be Concerned," Writing Projects?

These gory weirdos are brainrotting me now, so maybe I'll blab about them again soon.


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3 months ago

Oscar Wilde WOULD be a social media fiend. He'd be right at home there. Anyhow, I don't have a head for business, so um, this is my marketing plan.

The Importance of Being Promotional

Apparently, we at Purrlock Holmes Books are not good at marketing, mostly because I put Oscat Wilde in charge. He IS an early influencer and social phenomenon, but he's completely forgotten to do our advertising.

The Importance Of Being Promotional

Anyway, the "221B" discount code expires this week, send me your comms this weekend (before March 3rd) to get 25% off your order:

25% discount off Purrlock Holmes Books's Commissions
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Visit Purrlock Holmes Books at Ko-fi for 25% discount off Commissions

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7 months ago
The Person Who Wrote This Question Was In My Walls, I Just Know It!! I Felt Very, Very Seen - In A Good
The Person Who Wrote This Question Was In My Walls, I Just Know It!! I Felt Very, Very Seen - In A Good

The person who wrote this question was in my walls, I just know it!! I felt very, very seen - in a good way. (Ignore the side-eye medaeival owl. He doesn't know what's going on.)

That's from Neuropsycology Dorset's autism screening test. I'm not surprised to find that I'm probably not neuronormal, but I didn't expect to score that highly in both the ADHD and autism screening. C'mon, brain!

I'm wondering if I should get a formal diagnosis; I'm not sure how much help it would be. I know it varies according to person, so if anyone has experience in this, do let me know!

(Screaming cat is Mewi de Pointe du Cat from Lescat corpse yeeting)


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5 months ago

A Christmas Carol, but Scrooge is dead (Pt 2, 3 & footnotes)

@blackforrestpunk Gruel is served! (Pt. 1 here)

A Christmas Carol, But Scrooge Is Dead (Pt 2, 3 & Footnotes)
A Christmas Carol, But Scrooge Is Dead (Pt 2, 3 & Footnotes)
A Christmas Carol, But Scrooge Is Dead (Pt 2, 3 & Footnotes)
A Christmas Carol, But Scrooge Is Dead (Pt 2, 3 & Footnotes)

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1 month ago
 Characters From The Phantom Of The Parachute, Or Something
 Characters From The Phantom Of The Parachute, Or Something

Characters from The Phantom of the Parachute, or something

(Why, hello, it's my weird sense of humour again!)


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7 months ago

Ages has passed, and now he's looking at the even bigger box that says 'Series'.

Word count, bane of my existence

Word Count, Bane Of My Existence

Now I have to spend ages fattening him up with descriptive prose and literary referencesโ€ฆ


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3 months ago

Today, I worked on my most disturbing writing project that, if illustrated, should look like this:

Today, I Worked On My Most Disturbing Writing Project That, If Illustrated, Should Look Like This:

And then I walked past a mirror and realised that, I kid you not, I looked like this:

Today, I Worked On My Most Disturbing Writing Project That, If Illustrated, Should Look Like This:

Fudging reindeer Christmas pyjama bottoms...

I should rebrand myself before people decide I'm the "last person you'd suspect"-type horror movie villain.


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1 month ago

Aahh, thank you for thinking of him, @greenfinchwriter ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Aahh, Thank You For Thinking Of Him, @greenfinchwriter ๐Ÿ˜ญ

When you're a smol vampire but still want to do home reno, do it lizard-fashion on the wall

The Dance Of The Rats (circa 1690)

The Dance of the Rats (circa 1690)

Attributed to Ferdinand van Kessel


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