I Dont Know Who's The Genius That Casted Tom Hiddleston And Owen Wilson In The Same Tv Series, But I

“We’re an amazing team, we’re the Sleuth Sisters.” ↳ 🎁✨ My Secret Santa gift for @amyscascadingtabs

i AiNt GoT nO sLeEp CuZ oF yALL, yALL nEvEr gOnNa sLeEp CuZ oF mE

Me: I need a nap

Brain: *runs around screaming while banging pots and pans*

Me: 😩

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 1/?

Magnus bane: glitter is the new black! Weeee!!

This is my favourite parallel ever

nathan young (misfits, 1x04) || klaus hargreeves (the umbrella academy, 1x10)

Villanelle.

Character: *is literally twice my age*

Me: smol baby

Sane Person™: but—

Me: shhhh

Me: must protect my baby

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends mom say as incorrect quotes 14/?

Mary: hello there, my little fertilized egg.

Sheldon: *frowns*

Mary: are you mad at me?

Sheldon: i am now

😂

Yesss i wanna die comedically

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

☕️

„The future hasn’t been kind to you, has it?“

Brooklyn Nine-Nine, 04x16 - Moo Moo

The saga continues with another tv show idea I had:

A show about a person with OCD superpower, like telekinesis things to the right place or just kinda snaps their fingers and boom everything is perfect

omg oMG OMFG HEAR ME OUT .

a show about a queer vampire.

called DRAGULA