Amy's Even Wear The Same Color I Cant

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends mom say as incorrect quotes 14/?

Mary: hello there, my little fertilized egg.

Sheldon: *frowns*

Mary: are you mad at me?

Sheldon: i am now

I GOT MAD SCIENTIST THIS IS PERFECT

okay i made another quiz but this time it’s which monster you’ll get to hook up with. reblog with your result!!

The saga continues with another tv show idea I had:

A show about a person with OCD superpower, like telekinesis things to the right place or just kinda snaps their fingers and boom everything is perfect

omg oMG OMFG HEAR ME OUT .

a show about a queer vampire.

called DRAGULA

You're the devil himself.

Depending on how you die, you experience a different afterlife. For example, if you’re stabbed, you become a grim reaper, if you die peacefully you become someone’s guardian angel, if you’re poisoned you become someone’s “imaginary” friend, if you die of suffocation you become a ghost… Now, you’re the first human who has ever died because of magic, what’s your afterlife like?

damn i feel called out

the type to

both have really good and terrible memory

— taurus, gemini, sagittarius

b99 + name etymology (insp.)

👏❤️✨💜✌🏼seems cool lmao

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

AVENGERS + hogwarts houses.

REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

He’ll yea h

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