Weird Stuff My Sleep Deprived Friends Say As Incorrect Quotes 2/?

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 2/?

Andy: *sings loudly*

Jim: hey, have you ever thought of going to like a singing contest or something?

Andy: no, actually.

Jim: good, don't.

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5 years ago

After dinner

They stood on the quiet street, it was late now, after the shooting and the police sirens the buzz of that evenings events had quietened and whilst the meal had been pleasant it was clear neither of them knew exactly where they stood.

“Okay then, till next time” said Sherlock descisively, he nodded his head as if to signal that was it then spun round to walk away.

John realised he didn’t want him to leave, panicked, he blurted out,

“I have a bit of a soft spot for you” he blushed, surprised at himself he dropped his head, not wanting to see Sherlock’s reaction.

As Sherlock turned to look at John, he added quietly,

“Actually quite a big soft spot”,

Still looking down he noticed Sherlock was close now.

“And where is this .....soft spot?” Sherlock’s voice was gentle and low, but suggestive.

Johns breath was gone, knocked out of his chest by the words.

He looked up at Sherlock, eyes locked on his but he did not speak.

Sherlock’s eyes travelled down Johns face, then body, then back up to his eyes. He held Johns gaze, whose breath was still baited, and slowly reached out to touch Johns chest.

“Is it here?”

As his fingers made contact lightly with Johns cotton shirt electricity jolted through his skin and burned along the path Sherlock trailed upwards. When he reached the skin of Johns neck his involuntary intake of breath was so sharp it cut through the silence, as he parted his lips to allow it escape Sherlock’s hand cupped his chin and his mouth descended upon Johns.

Nervous energy exploded inside Johns body, Sherlock’s lips were soft and generous, this was new to John and his mind was racing, yet he couldn’t think, this man he had known for a matter of days, with his lips pressed against Johns was now all he could concentrate on.

“I’m not gay” popped into his head but was swiftly dismissed as Sherlock’s other hand reached around Johns back and pulled him closer. John stopped trying to think and let go, reacting by pushing his body forwards, into Sherlock and tilting his chin up to kiss him back.

I dawned on him slowly that, although it was late, they were still literally just kissing in the street, he dropped his chin and the contact was broken. Sherlock studied Johns face,

“Baker Street?” He questioned,

“Oh god yes”


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4 years ago

This is so important

MCU Ladies + Messy Hair
MCU Ladies + Messy Hair
MCU Ladies + Messy Hair
MCU Ladies + Messy Hair
MCU Ladies + Messy Hair
MCU Ladies + Messy Hair
MCU Ladies + Messy Hair
MCU Ladies + Messy Hair
MCU Ladies + Messy Hair

MCU Ladies + messy hair

4 years ago
I Love It When You Wear Your Hair Down Over Your Shoulder
I Love It When You Wear Your Hair Down Over Your Shoulder
I Love It When You Wear Your Hair Down Over Your Shoulder
I Love It When You Wear Your Hair Down Over Your Shoulder
I Love It When You Wear Your Hair Down Over Your Shoulder

i love it when you wear your hair down over your shoulder

CALM aesthetic [6/12]: Wildflower - 5 Seconds Of Summer


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5 years ago

its frickin beautiful

I made a thing... yikes.

I Made A Thing... Yikes.
I Made A Thing... Yikes.
I Made A Thing... Yikes.

It took me at least 8 fucking hours to do both. :) I wanna know what you think cuz is the first time I do something like this.

(Yeah I always took the photos in that place cuz that’s the room w/ the best illumination in my home)

5 years ago

i just love happy

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5 years ago

This smile is going to end world hunger

BEN And REY In STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
BEN And REY In STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
BEN And REY In STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
BEN And REY In STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
BEN And REY In STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
BEN And REY In STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

BEN and REY in STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

5 years ago
Happy Pride Month

Happy pride month


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5 years ago

You're the devil himself.

Depending on how you die, you experience a different afterlife. For example, if you’re stabbed, you become a grim reaper, if you die peacefully you become someone’s guardian angel, if you’re poisoned you become someone’s “imaginary” friend, if you die of suffocation you become a ghost… Now, you’re the first human who has ever died because of magic, what’s your afterlife like?

4 years ago

I fucking love cloaks

Does anyone want to see the presentation I made on what historical fashion trends we should bring back and which should burn in hell I made for a PowerPoint party?

5 years ago

Do you know why Chris was chosen to play Thor? Because he's hemsWORTHY


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