Watching Deadpool And Wolverine Isn't Enough I Need To Fuck Both Of Them At The Same Time

d.g. | i promise

pairing: dick grayson x reader

a/n: this is a blurb, it’s really short and i was feeling a tiny bit angsty.

summary: y/n says something that dick doesn’t like.

warnings: TW: reader is a little suicidal, thinking that it’d be better if she died then someone else.

“oh, so i’m the one to blame for this??”

“yes! you were reckless and put yourself in danger!”

“i said i was sorry okay? what more do you want me to do?” you said, looking at dick.

sure, what you had done was reckless, you threw yourself in front of damian because he was about to get shot by one of jokers goons. you weren’t going to let another robin be murdered.

luckily, before the shot could reach damian, dick somehow blocked the bullet with one of his sticks.

“what did you want me to do? let damian get shot and killed? another fucking robin that didn’t make it? hell no, i’m not about to let that happen.”

“i know why, y/n! it just can’t be you!”

“why not dick? i’m not the strongest person on the team! i’m expendable!-“

those words snapped something in dick, he turned around and walked over to you, “what did you just say?”

your eyes widened, just now realizing what you had said, “look, i’m sorry-“

dick didn’t let you finish, “never, say that again. you mean too much to me- to us! how could you think that you’re replaceable?”

dick took your face in his hands, you were now feeling incredibly guilty, looking at him with eyes filled with sorrow. you leaned your forehead against his and kept your eyes to the ground.

“i just didn’t want damian to end up like jason, even though jason came back, i didn’t want this family to go through another loss like that.”

“i know what you mean, y/n, just please, don’t ever say and do that again. please?”

you looked back up at him, tears brewing in your eyes, as well as his.

“i promise.”

sorry it’s short, i was feeling a little inspired to write a blurb. :/

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

ugh, the possessiveness, i fucking love it. 😭

ᯓᡣ𐭩 ⌞ 𝑴𝓲𝓭𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝑾𝓱𝓲𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓼 ⌝

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yes hes my comfort character, and yes he does beat the shit out of people. he multitasks idk

here's a take for you: queerbaiting might not apply to as much as you think it does. why? other queer people can have different desires and needs from their representation than you do.

and over-using the term queerbaiting hurts other queer people who have different queer readings than your own.

listen, I'm a proud shipper. have been for a decade. but if I go hardcore advocating for my super cute and valid lesbian ship to be the ONLY queer interpretation out there that MUST be canon OR ELSE it's queerbaiting... what about queer people on the aroace spectrum who really identify with that character? what about bisexuals and pansexuals? do their queer headcanons/readings not matter? of course they do!

what if my nonbinary best friend has this ultra rad nonbinary headcanon for their favourite character? but the vast majority of the fandom feels hurt that the creator is queerbaiting them on what is CLEARLY and CAN ONLY BE a MTF trans character OTHERWISE it's transphobic? how do you think it feels to be excluded like that?

unless there's an active campaign by the media's staff to market to a specific subset of the community (for the purposes of views, money, etc.), gonna be real... it's likely it's not queerbaiting. obviously queerbaiting is horrible, feels horrible, and actively invalidates the queer people being baited. but not everything that is queer-coded is queerbaiting, and not everyone who doesn't ship your ship or agree with your headcanon is actively against your fight for representation. maybe they're just struggling for their own

TL;DR all kinds of queer people can have totally different and equally valid headcanons. let's support, not speak over each other

Bruce Wayne would want you to not skip meals and drink more water.  Bruce Wayne as Batman would want you to put your safety before your wishes.

Dick Grayson would want your to find a reason to smile.  Dick Grayson as Nightwing would want you to give people second chances. 

Jason Todd would want you to not be ignorant. Jason Todd as Red Hood would want you to defend yourself.

Tim Drake would want you to do what you love.  Tim Drake as Red Robin would want you to think before acting. 

Damian Wayne would want you to become a better person. Damian Wayne as Robin would want you to be determined and to stick to your goals. 

Alfred Pennyworth would want you to take care of yourself. 

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

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