If You Say It’s Off Limits Then It’s Off Limits…

Long land shork

I’m so excited because I found out today that this little guy exists

He’s a Western Blind Snake and he looks like a very shiny earthworm

immortality, you get to watch EVERYONE ELSE DIE but can't die yourself

do you think there is a fate worse than death?

i clicked yes not knowing anything and even if presented with knowledge i would stand by it

Do you like the "spin the wheel" type polls?

yes... i don't wanna die without being able to say "i love you" to my partner before going

Are you scared of dying randomly in your sleep?

i see lilac (which is a shade of purple)... and this is actually literally me

if you trust a fortune cookie you're more naive than a 4 year old

Are fortune cookies a form of divination?

i wanna be that cat...

*vaporeon noises intensify*

Pet play in the Pokemon universe has to go hard

What you don’t know surely can’t hurt you… right?

*twisted sister begins playing “what you don’t know (sure can hurt you)”*

(Xユーザーのクシザキさん: 「メイド♂ https://t.co/RVxFdTZ1WS」 / Xから)

Never… having 1 joystick makes me depressed enough…

If you were offered free bottom surgery but you only get a second set of the genitals you already have, would you take it?