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anon asked:

If it’s okay, could I ask for head canons for zhongli (during his days as Rex Lapis/Morax) falling in love with another god who is his polar opposite? Like they’re smol and soft and kind? I hope this wasn’t too confusing hHHHHHH and ty! 💛💛

i went a little ham on this one because i’m just such a SIMP—

it’s in the name. 

【ｚｈｏｎｇｌｉ】

Rex Lapis falls in love with a god with an opposite personality to him

warnings ; none

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Inktober 2019 - Day 22: Bite

this was for the annual “UA Staff Halloween Charity Calender”

50 To 100 years!!!!!

The Picture I Used:

(( if i haven't missed the 1k event )) may i request sentence starter #2 with venti, or sentence starter #21 with Childe? whichever sparks more joy!

enemies to lovers?

in which you decide to ask the question you both have been avoiding

pairing — childe/tartaglia x reader

a/n — guess who's doing requests instead of studying for her test tomorrow lol

warnings — suggestive

[ 1k followers event ]

albedo, diluc + xiao with a taller s/o

character x gender neutral reader, fluff/sfw

additional notes: i’m pretty tall myself (please i practically tower over everybody in-game besides diluc, kaeya, zhongli and childe) so this request was a big yes for me!! requested by a lovely anon. thank you for requesting ♡ i feel like these are too short but i hope you like these hcs!

albedo:

albedo doesn’t even bat an eye at your obvious height difference

height or any physical feature doesn’t matter to him in a relationship, he’s more interested in personality and compatability in terms of hobbies

try your best to tease him and poke fun at his height but he’ll just offer you a deadpan expression

has no shame and will bluntly ask for your help. unfortunately, you’re his new step ladder and you are obliged to help him at any time, whether you are in the middle of an important task or if it’s dawn and you wish to sleep 

will appear randomly and drag you to his workshop, ignoring your protests

“ah, there you are. i need you to help me reach the jar of sweet flowers.”

secretly loves it when you backhug him! it makes him melt into your arms and if you’re lucky, you might see the tips of his ears turn pink. he can’t help but feel all warm and fuzzy in the security of your embrace, especially since you’re tall enough to perfectly rest your head on his

if you’re walking up a flight of stairs together, albedo will stop abruptly on a higher step and steal a kiss. 

he’ll smirk smugly, his mischievous side showing through, while watching your jaw drop, face turning progressively redder when he leans in to kiss you again

naturally curious, and probably has some strange experiment involving your height, pestering you with question after question, speaking so quickly that you have to remind him to breathe

when you walk together, you tend to speed up, and albedo will sometimes struggle to keep up. he’ll tug on your hand, his way of asking you to slow down, and no words need to be exchanged for you to understand immediately

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Happy Birthday, Tartaglia!

Haha, what a great sparring session! I didn't expect your martial arts to have improved so much.

This makes me more excited about our future duels!

I feel hungry after such a good fight. You?

If you don't have any other plans, how about coming to try my cooking today?

i want dio 🥰 to pick me up 😳 and launch me into a wall 😝 killing me instantly 😩😍

wow honestly a MOOD - nothing can come even close. pls lord dio, end the bane of my meager existence for i seek the comfort of the void, i seek the end from your hands

Hi! Can I request headcanons or scenarios about Childe and Kaeya(separately) reacting to this:

Reader : asks to be hugged

Childe/Kaeya: says something like "oh? You really want a hug from me?"

And then reader just says "oh, sorry. I didn't want to bother you" and starts leaving. Reader is just pretending, because he's tired of their teasing and wants it to backfire! He want's to see their reaction too! Hope this makes sense! Male reader. Fluff. Thank you!

This makes a lot of sense! Very fluffy, I love it :)

Childe

-asking this man for a hug fills his ego

-“oh? The pretty boy wants a hug from a handsome man?”

-smug man thinks he’s gonna see you flush when he smirks up at you

-Childe thinks he’s gonna make his boyfriend turn bright red with embarrassment but he’s shocked when he sees your reaction

-“then I’ll just go ask Scaramouch, since he’s ya know, a handsome man.”

-his jaw drops to the floor when he hears that

-“what do you mean baby? I’m right here??”

-look him up and down for dramatic affect

-Childe can’t hide his true emotions from you so it’s very obvious that he’s freaked out

Kaeya

-this man gets so giddy whenever you ask him for hugs

-any affection from his cute boyfriend makes him so happy

-except this time this smug cyro user decided to get cocky and tease you

-“hm? Asking me for a hug? You want me to warm you up? Just say so,handsome~”

-he was so confident that he would get a flustered yes and then pull you into a loving embrace,but no

-“well,with your vision it might be hard to warm me up...I’m gonna go see if Diluc is busy

-“HUH????”

-man is so shocked he literally throws himself at you and starts to beg

-he might even start to sniffle before you can explain yourself

NSFW!! 

⠀CREPUS HORNY THOUGHTS BC IM VIBINGGG

⠀LOVE U muAH @milfzhongli​

⠀Feat: Implied Fem-bodied reader, but I dont think i explicitly mentioned any parts, Soft dom / service dom Crepus, Crepus calls the reader sweet things like, ‘my love’ and ‘sweetheart’, they don’t actually fuck here ok but trust me its still really hot, grinding basically, Crepus is so good he fr makes you cum in your pants im not kidding, Love 💞💞💞

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