Fischl, Setting Down A Card: Ace Of Spades.

childe rlly said birthday seggs pls😍☺️🤲

riding a war criminal for his birthday🙄‼️‼️

no brain left for wornds only horny

gorilla grip anon with much horny😍🥰😌☺️😩🍾‼️‼️🤧🎊🙄🤧🥳🎊🎉🥳

gorilla grip anon my beloved!!!

thanks for the idea gonna try it out with childe later while streaming!! i already got the thumbnail ready

but "war criminal",,,. you got me thinking about childe with a gun . so hot .

cw gun play

i rly can't stop thinking about childe with a gun now that it/s in my mind. i will treasure this thought . 4ever!, ur so hot for giving me this idea gorilla grip<333

he'll trace your the sides of your face with a gun and then press the muzzle against your lips to make you suck on it and like

he'll tell you the safety isn't on and u obviously get a lil freaked out </333

he'll stick the barrel down your throat until you gag on it and you start tearing up yeah</3 it would get childe SO hard. the fact that he's holding a loaded gun down your throat; jus t the amount of power he has over you in that moment<333 so sexy of him<33

i can't help but imagine him saying "such a little slut, my little slut," like!!!! yeah. and then he'll leave a wet trail as he drag the gun down to the middle of your neck and presses on the delicate skin there before dragging it down your stomach to the inside of your thigh and finally to your clit <3

he'll rub on it a lil until he knows you're wet enough and then he'll ease the barrel into your cunt; it stretches you out so so good and you feel almost guilty for loving it </33 he thrusts it in n out of you, the thumb of his free hand playing with your clit, and it hits your g-spot every time. you're short-circuiting and seeing stars when you cum all over the gun and his hand <3333 yeah !11!!@! so hot<3 at least childe thinks so:'D

he'll pull the gun out from you and suck on the barrel to clean it of your juices yeah!!@$*@&(#$!@$#@!!!111!!

"tastes so sweet, smells like fear... so good." HDFJDKSFNSJKALFJAS he absolutely would say something like that no one can tell me otherwise<22223##33

n e wayz yeah

im sorry for this i think i rly need to go touch some grass

Cioccolata: Secco, go get them, boy!

Secco:

fluff with diluc and a male reader who’s an ice skater? maybe the reader teaches him how to skate? :>

Of course bestie! <3

This is the first thing I've done for Diluc in a long while

Pairings; Diluc x reader

Warning(s); I don't use pronouns so this isn't necessarily gendered, you have a cyro vision

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It's finally that time of the year where the lakes of Mondstat freeze over for the refreshingly cold winter. Your cyro vision buzzes happily at your hip as you surround yourself with your element. If it weren't for your doting partner you most likely would be wearing similar things to what you would wear in the summer. The cold breeze and soft crunches of snow is what truly makes you feel at ease.

Your partner on the other hand? He's not doing so hot. Which is ironic considering he has a pyro vision strapped to his own hip. Diluc only wears an extra layer of fluff under his normal clothes, but the chattering of teeth and hot aura around him tells you that the extra fluff really doesn't help. If Diluc didn't have to leave the Dawn over the winter, he would not. But he can't say no to you as you ask him to come out and skate with you for the billionth time.

"Diluc baby, you're going to have to stop using your vision otherwise you'll melt the ice" you tell him gesturing to the small patch of thawed snow beneath his feet. The man huffs a little and pouts as he stops covering himself with the warmth of his element. "Okay now take my hand" you tell him offering your hand out to him. He hesitates.

"What if I fall?" he asks hovering his hand a few inches above yours. You smile warmly at him.

"If you fall I'll help you up and kiss you better" you reply waiting for your partner to close the space between your hands.

"That doesn't sound too bad" he says lightly before connecting your hands with his. You smile at him again and lead him off of the snow and onto the ice.

You spend the next half hour with Diluc holding tightly onto your arm as you talk him through the movements of how to skate. And before he knows it he's getting onto his own two feet and wobbly skating about the pond. As he stumbles on the ice you hum happily while skating about the pond. You briefly notice Diluc stop skating and attempting to hold his balance in attempt to watch you gracefully glide about the area. You stop skating in front of Diluc a smile upon your face.

"You look so in your element" he tells you reaching out and taking your hand. One of those rare, lovesick smiles rest happily on his face. You smile at him and squeeze his hand.

"Ironic that" you jest the feeling of your cyro vision pulses happily at its mention, "I'm so happy that you came out with me today" you tell him with a peck on the cheek. Diluc nods and squeezes your hand again.

"Me too, seeing you so happy makes me feel all fuzzy" he confesses moving his arms around you slow enough for his body to not slip on the ice so eventually he does embrace you. You giggle at him and pepper his face with kisses. Dilucs face goes red in embarrassment from your love and his confession.

"You're too cute" you tell him between kisses "C'mon lets get you inside and warmed up okay babe?" you ask slowly breaking the hug and leading him back inside.

The two of you huddle up on the couch in front of the fire, Diluc's face is happily buried in your hair. You feel Diluc's lips upturn in a smile as you tell him about the skating competitions you've been to, the time you taught the younger kids in your village how to skate.

You recount the year you received your vision, leaving out the more angsty details, you tell Diluc about how the vision reignited your love for the ice. So much so you often found yourself freezing small ponds just to skate.

If you could share more winters with Diluc just for the skating and the cosying up with him you would.

And hopefully you can.

Bakugo: exists

us

happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

childe’s ❝night terrors❞

❏ plot: you get an eerie feeling he’s been looking forward to this. humor, fluff, minor angst, fake dating au. based off this prompt.

❐ pairing: childe | tartaglia x gender neutral!reader.

❐ words: 2.9k.

❏ warnings: none!

It’s been a long day. You’ve followed Childe everywhere: from the mountaintops of Snezhnaya to the hillsides of Liyue and finally, finally, you’re getting some rest for the night.

“There’s only one bed.” But there’s only one bed.

Childe looks completely unbothered despite the look of exhaustion in his smile. He tosses his bag on the foot of the lone bed, puts his hands on his hips, and turns to you with a gleam, “We are a couple.”

“No, we’re not,” you’d had to say that multiple times today, more than you ever expected you’d need to, “now hand me a Mora so we can flip for who gets it.”

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𖤐 childe accompanies you on a bounty and things get… tense 𖤐

GRRRRBARKBARKBARK I WANT THIS MAN SO BAD FOAMS AT THE MOUTH

so this is completely self indulgent literally NO ONE asked for this but idc 💕💕 yall gettin it anyway ;)

also like,,, if yall kinda dig this one n want more,,,, i could write a part two ahaha *lipbite*

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genre: fluff(?), sfw(ish) as in ✨sexual tension✨

relationship(s): childe x reader

character(s): childe childe and childe need i say more

warning(s): mild dirty talk?? not EXPLICIT but its still there,,, also like,, kinda sorta sexualizing blood?? SUPER small amount with a tiny wound from fighting, i promise its not SUPER weird aksjskadjj

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It didn’t take you all that long to break the mitachurl’s Geo shield after plunging your weapon down on it. A few quick, calculated movements later and the creature fell to its knees and onto its stomach, its telltale mask digging into the dirt.

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ok but consider: dog boy polycule with a katzlein s/o. they're so so curious about you bc they're not familiar with feline body language the way they are with canine, and they're constantly discussing amongst themselves what your various tail signals mean. the first time they hear you purr while cuddling they get so thrown off & startled bc they mistake it for a growl, but once you explain it's a happy/comfy response, they make it a competition to see who can make you purr loudest/most often 🥺

Yes!!! Yes yes yes!!! That’s such a good idea, oml-

Just, the dog boys wanting to understand you more so they go find stray cats to observe. Cyno has to stop them from taking one home tho. Razor and Cyno feel embarrassed asking you certain things, so they like to observe more, but Gorou is tactful with his questions- He maneuvers the conversation to get you to talk about your katzlein heritage and family so he can learn about you.

When you purr, it’s Cyno that’s the only one who recognizes the sound. He and you both have to calm down Gorou and Razor, but especially Razor. Gorou gets defensive, but is easy to reason with. Razor gets sad and scared cause he thinks he didn’t something wrong, and is hard to convince of otherwise. Once they all understand exactly why you purr though, it’s another competition indeed to make you purr the longest/loudest!

And god forbid any one of them catch you grooming yourself…They all find it so adorable when you lick the back of your hand and smooth it over your hair. It makes them wanna just eat you up! It’s up to you to figure out figuratively or literally.

Pairing tail signals with beating up Childe, it gives them another heads up that you are Royally Pissed and they should back off. They’ve lived around you long enough to know tail flicking is a sign of irritation, so they try to cut off the annoyance there to prevent you going into sicko-mode fksbcksbc

Klee: What’s a thot?

Jean: It’s a... thoughtful person.

-Later at the dinner table-

Kaeya: Here’s the salt, Klee.

Klee: Thanks nii-san, you’re such a thot!

Kaeya: *spits out water*

tartaglia but with a gun ✨