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4 years ago

Hi! May I request headcanons about Childe Kaeya Zhongli and Bennett reacting to male reader saying "it's so nice being hugged by you" or "you're so warm" (basically anything cute) when they hug him?

Sorry if I'm sending this the second time, I'm just not sure if I sent it/it got sent! Hope it's ok! If you already got this request, don't take this as me trying to rush you! Absolutely take your time!

This is actually one of the ones I accidentally deleted while working on so thank you for re sending this!

Genshin boys x male reader saying cute things while hugging

Kaeya

Hi! May I Request Headcanons About Childe Kaeya Zhongli And Bennett Reacting To Male Reader Saying "it's

-as smooth as he is you say one cute thing to him while he’s hugging you and he’s gone

-“your hugs are the best...”

-turned to love sick goop

-definitely squeezes you gushing about how cute his boyfriend is

-he may squeeze the air out of you

-you could say the most simple thing and he turns into love filled mush

-“I have the sweetest boyfriend ever!!”

Zhongli

Hi! May I Request Headcanons About Childe Kaeya Zhongli And Bennett Reacting To Male Reader Saying "it's

-when he hugs you he loves it when you say anything

-he just loves hearing your voice so close to him

-and then you go and say that he’s nice and warm?

-he would squeeze you a little harder and hide his face in your shoulder

-would mumble about how he needs a warning before you say something so sweet

Bennett

Hi! May I Request Headcanons About Childe Kaeya Zhongli And Bennett Reacting To Male Reader Saying "it's

-he already gives very tight hugs

-so if you say anything cute, you may be risking your life

-even something as small as, “I love your hugs” will make him trap you in a deathly love squeeze

-be warned

-he sequels about how cute his boyfriend is and will brag about anything you say

-he thinks your word is law because you are a god to him

Childe

Hi! May I Request Headcanons About Childe Kaeya Zhongli And Bennett Reacting To Male Reader Saying "it's

-SMUG TO THE EXTREAM

-you give him one cute sentence and he wants more

-“your really warm,Childe.”

-“oh? Then how about I become your only heat source~”

-he will never let you forget any of the cute things you say

-has and will rank them by how cute they are

-sometimes even gives you scores just to mess with you


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3 years ago
puppycrime - awful catboy bastard
Happy Birthday, Tartaglia!

Happy Birthday, Tartaglia!

Haha, what a great sparring session! I didn't expect your martial arts to have improved so much.

This makes me more excited about our future duels!

I feel hungry after such a good fight. You?

If you don't have any other plans, how about coming to try my cooking today?


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3 years ago

I know that 11 was done but can i request it with kaeya with a male preferance, and a male reader?

If it isnt to much to ask

11. Preferences; the character explains their usual preference in partners such as women or men

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 I Know That 11 Was Done But Can I Request It With Kaeya With A Male Preferance, And A Male Reader?

- The tavern was bustling when you and Kaeya had came for a little bit of drinking. Drunken cheers and hearty laughter filling the place top to bottom. You stood close to Kaeya who easily made his way through.

"It seems all of Mondstadt had the same ideas as us," Kaeya chirps, gently pushing past people who stood around tables.

Kaeya leads you up the stairs. Although it was still a little full, at least the people up here stayed mostly seated, only a few leaning against the railing. Kaeya pulls out a chair of a far end table.

"A perfect spot." Kaeya sighs as he leans back into his chair. "I don't mind a little partying, but not every occasion I spend here consists of the same loudness."

You sat across from Kaeya with your arms crossed on the table. You could see down below of the bar with stools filled with men and women, the surface dirtied with spills and crumbs.

"Well, I'm going down to get our drinks. The usual?" Kaeya asks, already hopping of out his seat.

You nod with a smile, Kaeya flickers his own pearly whites and struts down. Once he's gone, you lean your head on the table, your cheeks burning.

You had hoped the tavern wouldn't be so full. You wanted it to have a nice, slow pace perfect for a romantic setting. It was a beautiful place at night if it has no ruckus, but what could you expect? The people here love their alcohol.

You sigh, leaning your chin on your hand when you look down. You instantly spot Kaeya's rich blue hair amongst the crowd. He's at the bar, and a woman has her hand on his back. Kaeya is smiling at her, chatting away while he seemingly waits for the drinks.

You and Kaeya weren't a thing, not yet at least, but you were trying to make progress. You weren't even completely sure of his type of guy. He never brought it up. You knew he flirted around with all types, but that's mainly for work; when he needed answers. What he does at work doesn't reflect what he likes in his own time, right?

Lost in your own thoughts, a tall mug is suddenly placed down in front of you. You jolt up. Kaeya laughs as he slides back into his chair.

"Did I startle you? My bad." He takes a swig of his drink. "It seems like your head was in the clouds."

You rub the back of your neck sheepishly, apologizing. Kaeya waves his hand.

"It's fine, but since it's just the two of us I'd like it if you paid more attention to me~" Kaeya smirks, a chuckle leaving his lips as he drinks.

Your face heats up. There he goes again, saying things that make your heart race. Did he find it fun to make you embarrassed? Or was there depth to his words? Your mind traces back to the women he chatted with. Your fingers tap your mug.

"Hey, Kaeya..."

Kaeya hums, his eyes never leaving you as your mind stumbles across your thoughts for the right words.

"What kind of women do you like?" You cringe at yourself. It came off too blunt, too nosey. Knowing Kaeya, he could definitely sniff out the intentions of your question.

Kaeya looks up to the ceiling, leaning back and crossing his arms. His eye seems to struggle, but his lips are amused.

"Hard to say. My attraction in the women's department has been quite hard to figure out. I've met some lovely ones though."

"So. Which do you like more?" Your voice came out a little weird, you were obviously suspicious now. Though, at this point, perhaps directness is better.

Kaeya leans in close, his elbows on the table. "Oh my, am I being interrogated?"

You take a long sip of your drink, letting it take over your senses. You release with a sigh.

"No, I just wanna know," you say, hardly even believing yourself. "I wanna get a little closer is all..."

Kaeya's eye shines. "I have some taste for women, but men have always been a little more of my flavour."

Kaeya suddenly reaches out, his hand sliding across the table until his fingers reach yours resting beside your drink. His fingertips kiss yours. His gaze never leaves you.

"Men who make me feel comfortable and free, men who can make me feel like I'm on top of the world again, make me laugh," Kaeya grabs your hand and brings your fingers to his lips. "men who can make me open my heart to them."

His lips kiss your knuckles. Your face was burning to the tips of your ears. Your mouth opens but you close it in case you say something stupid to ruin it. Although you felt embarrassed, your body was relaxed, his tender touch making you feel light.

"So, me?" You mutter, almost drowned out by the clinking of beer mugs.

"I just described my type, didn't I? It seems you match it perfectly." Kaeya purrs then releases your hand. Your fingers felt cold without his.

The table was quiet for a moment. You processed his words and your thoughts. Kaeya chugged down the last of his drink and wiped the side of his mouth.

"I'm going to get a refill." Kaeya stands up, patting the top of your head before leaving. "I'll be waiting for your confession, lover boy~"


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5 years ago
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3 years ago

HOW THEY REACT TO : CALLING THEM "PRETTY BOY"

HOW THEY REACT TO : CALLING THEM "PRETTY BOY"

— CHARACTERS :: Kaeya , Diluc , Venti , Albedo , Bennett , Razor , Aether , Childe , Scaramouche , Zhongli , Xiao , Xingqiu , Chongyun.

— SUMMARY :: How they react to you calling them "pretty boy."

— WARNING :: None.

HOW THEY REACT TO : CALLING THEM "PRETTY BOY"

☆⌒ KAEYA : You walked up to him, cupped his cheeks, and smiled as you said, "There you are, pretty boy!" Kaeya's eyes widen, before a small chuckle leaves him, and he places his hand over yours before turning his head to press a kiss to your palm. "Here I am." He replies breathlessly, his charming smile appearing. He adores being called pretty boy, and if you add 'my' in front of it? Well, Kaeya truly wouldn't want to be referred to as anything else from you!

☆⌒ DILUC : "Pretty boy, with me." You say, walking away before stopping when you realized Diluc wasn't following you. He'd point to himself in slight confusion and shock. He's pretty boy? He'd shake his head at your words, sighing as he catches up with you, but if you pay close enough attention you can see the red that tints his ears. Pretty boy? Him? You really think so? Subconsciously he lets a small smile form and his chest puff out in pride.

☆⌒ ALBEDO : Doesn't know how to respond, so he doesn't. You call him your pretty boy after finding him studying some old texts, and he'll just nod at you before going back to his work. Weird, his heart is racing, could this be because of your words? He'll have to check into that later though he doesn't have time right now– if you're looking for a big reaction, Albedo isn't going to give one anytime soon.

☆⌒ VENTI : "Not bad, pretty boy." Venti will definitely be a bit awestruck. "Thank you~" He'll grin, giggling as he follows after you. Congrats, you've got the archons attention, and it's unlikely you'll lose it anytime soon! Venti will want to hear you call him a pretty boy again, especially if he's your pretty boy! Scratch under his chin and call him pretty boy and he'll be putty in your hands, although there is a chance he'll tease and call you his pretty boy/girl/person right back!

☆⌒ BENNETT : "Wha– You think I'm pretty?" He's so caught off guard! You think he's pretty? He'll laugh, smiling before saying "Thanks! You're... You're pretty too!" Definitely a bit blushy, very smiley! Feels like he could take on the world after you calling him pretty boy! Might run off to take on a commission or something bc he feels so lucky and in such a good mood!

☆⌒ RAZOR : "Razor pretty?" He points to himself in confusion. When you nod, ruffling his hair or giving him a soft smile, Razor will smile and nod. "Thank you. Y/n pretty too." Razor doesn't much understand the whole being pretty thing but it does make his inside warm so he doesn't mind it.

☆⌒ AETHER : His eyes widened in slight shock and he looks around. "Me?" You nod, laughing and cupping his cheeks. He'll smile softly, leaning into the warmth of your hands. "Yes, you're my pretty boy, Aether." He'll hum, he just wants to enjoy more of these soft moments with you.

☆⌒ CHILDE : "Ah, pretty boy, I was wondering where you ran off too." Childe will quirk a brow, a small smirk forming. "Pretty boy, huh? Don't go falling for me," He'll tease. Childe definitely adores being called pretty boy, but only by you. Anybody else and he'll glare daggers at them. If you pat his head and cup his cheek, he'll melt and lean into your warmth. He could get used to this~

☆⌒ SCARAMOUCHE : Sneers in disgust. "I am not a pretty boy." It'd be best to stop there, but if you persist, continuing to call Scara you're pretty boy, he'll huff in annoyance and leave whilst grumbling curses. Be lucky he has a soft spot for you, or else he might have beheaded you!

☆⌒ ZHONGLI : "Pretty boy? Me?" Zhongli will chuckle heartily, that certainly isn't something that he was expecting you to say– none the less he appreciates the compliment and will say a polite 'thank you.' He enjoys your affections, and if you continue to call him pretty boy, well he's not going to stop you!

☆⌒ XIAO : "Pretty boy! You've returned!" Xiao doesn't exactly hate it but... "Don't call me that." He'll grumble. Even though he says this, please do continue to call him pretty boy. Xiao doesn't really care about his appearance all that much, but hearing you call him pretty boy does make him smile softly later when he's by himself.

☆⌒ XINGQIU : "Do all pretty boys spend all their time in the library?" You ask, and Xingqiu almost doesnt process you (too lost in his book) but he does and his cheeks and ears burn a little. "Did you just call me pretty boy?" He asks, his heart skipping a beat when you nod. Xingqiu definitely doesn't mind being called pretty boy, and most certainly doesn't mind if it's falling from your lips!

☆⌒ CHONGYUN : Gets so shy. He'll try to avoid your gaze, but eventually he'll muster up some courage to mutter out a 'thank you.' and then he'll try and change the subject- "lets go exorcise some spiri-" "you get even more pretty when you're flustered, Chongyun!" Please, let this poor boy be or you’ll flare up his condition!

HOW THEY REACT TO : CALLING THEM "PRETTY BOY"

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4 years ago

imagine mista intentionally dropping things so he can bend over and show off his massive earthquake causing ass to you like the cheeky bastard he is like "whoOp,,my bulletsghdf,,,it fell,,UhoH guess i have to GET it," no you thot you did that on purpose now stay still and let me smack that oversized wagon of yours hold on lemme get my strap

lmao lksjgkljsd8uj the entire way you wrote this ask is perfect and i have nothing to add except: you’re right


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3 years ago

This is a Tumblr hug! Pass it on to your ten favorite followers and mutuals ✨💞

HI THANK YOU !!! <3 <3 i don't rly know anyone here so i think i know who this is?? just know yall are free to talk to me anytime, i'd love to make a few friends here ;w;

3 years ago

could you write albedo losing his composure because of readers teasing? he becomes louder than usual too <3

I TRIED i hope this was okay,, i also tried to keep it gn i hope i did an okay good job with that

cute blonde tries to cockblock himself but ends up getting some in the car!!! (volume up) omg ew jk

modern au he’s in a car i guess— you eyefuck him in it for a lil bit then he gets turned on from kissing kissing a lot sorry

you give it to him in the car & i hope the ending wasn’t out of pocket

thanks @colourless-cora @valb3rry @kageyamathegrump @katsukiflr i showed you all random pieces of this & you were rly nice to me…so i will kiss you all…maybe make out a little…kidding @aimicoos didn’t read this but i’ll pretend they did in spirit!!!!

Could You Write Albedo Losing His Composure Because Of Readers Teasing? He Becomes Louder Than Usual

that’s really all it took?

albedo’s a blushing mess now; hidden from your gaze, facing the opposite direction. his hand runs harshly through his hair, separating a couple of strands that catch his fingers.

you giggle, both trying to help him ignore the sudden rush of heat he’s gotten. all thanks to you, and a couple of kisses.

well, maybe you should give yourself a little more credit for allowing curiosity to get the better of you…you seem to be enjoying it a lot more than you thought.

letting your impatience rise from the brief pause of contact, you break the short silence.

“are you seriously hiding? one more, please!” you cheer, thankful he isn’t turned in your direction to see you lick your lips and shift in your seat beside him. “one more, i’m serious!” you exclaim, finishing just in time.

he gives you another giggle with the way his hand comes up to cover just above his mouth, a poor attempt to conceal the smile that’s been all over his face from the second you’ve sat beside him.

wrapping your hand around his wrist, you gently tug at it in hopes he’ll finally give in to what you’ve been waiting for. “just one more” you confirm, sounding like a broken record that he’ll never get tired of.

“but this time, i wanna try something else.”

his gaze moves back up to yours, eyes batting at you expectantly with his cheek in his palm.

oh, he’s cute like this.

you agree with yourself, so cute.

you aren’t quite satisfied with the decision you’ve made in your head, you play your answer over a couple more times.

albedo is cute, yes. your mind travels a little too quickly. the kind of cute that has you starting to think the small fine the two of you could very much face for taking him in his car could be played down.

…you can’t wait until post nut clarity hits you [both] like a truck.

the mood has definitely changed.

you want to open your mouth but it’s instead albedo who does the talking for you. he seems to have made up his own answer, you must have took too long.

oops.

“don’t” he mumbles. you almost miss it, but his eyes have you already prepared in advance to make sure you won’t.

a smile creeps up on your lips, and you continue to speak as you face him. “what?” you mumble, keeping your tone low and full of fake sincerity. it absolutely eats at him.

your smile gets bigger when you see albedo noticeably gulp, allowing yourself to bask in all the satisfaction you receive from the start of what could possibly be much more prominent reactions.

you let your pointer finger shape tiny, soothing circles around his knuckles and on the skin nearby.

“that dangerous face you’re making,” he sighs. “don’t look at me like that, please”

you feel a lot closer to him now, mouth a couple centimetres away from his. albedo knows what you’re going to ask him, he knows you’re not going to give up…not that he wants you to.

and he definitely knows he can’t leave this very parking lot until he gives you what you’ve been starting to put him on edge for.

you toy with him further, “so?” you start.

“how come we got here so early?”

he closes his eyes and shakes his head, your noses briefly meeting with the turn of his head. you love when he lets you tease him, always taking a little more than the last.

you wonder if he’s enjoying it, secretly, all under his regular expression that won’t last for long.

it’s going to be a little different this time; you remember, you wanted to try something new.

your hand slowly travels up his chest, letting your fingertips run in quick, smooth lines along his shirt. he takes in a deep breath.

“we did get here early, yeah” he inhaled. “…but i don’t think i can go in just yet though.”

so he is?

another exhale. his voice is beginning to get breathy and it has you feeling on the edge of your seat, his car leaving you with no space to search for that sense of relief.

“you said you only needed to run in, i don’t see any other issues” twirling your finger around in his hair. “you still never answered me” you pout, “i want some more.”

albedo lets himself fall into your hands— your consistent guidance to blame, leaning into your lips. he’s a lot warmer since the last kiss you shared. that little factor alone has you intrigued, as if there’s more for you to find out.

he has been particularly courteous these last couple of days. you want to put an end to it.

with your hand on the back of his neck, you pull him further in. his lips gently shudder the second he feels your tongue slide over his bottom lip, eyes fluttering open for a split second.

full of surprises, albedo reminisces, he likes that.

whether it be with the way you start things, the way you finish them, how you’re able to catch him off guard with even the most practical and sensible moves in the book— you always leave him astounded.

you just so happen to do it again, breathlessly.

nothing is able to prepare him for the hand that reaches across him down to his crotch. you squeeze him through his pants, feeling him harden in your palm the longer you play with his length.

he pulls away, eyes hazy with a hand coming over yours to hault your movements. “i take back what i said earlier” he murmurs, “i think it’s you who can’t go in yet now” giving a spent laugh. you shake your head, separating the gap between you both by leaning into his neck this time. “maybe, but i think it’s both of us”

albedo gives you a short strained hum as your tongue trails up his neck, breath hot against his skin. the feeling lingers, your hand beginning to claw at his pants. you feel giddy, getting to hide in his shoulder as you work him up. his hand pulls at the fabric of his pockets, fidgeting.

“can you do me a favour?” you almost whisper. he nods, already anticipating to hear your request. “i said i wanted to try something, remember?”

he sucks in a deep breath, body tense and already starting to give in. you always treat him so good, satisfying him down to the smallest of desires he sometimes has trouble understanding.

“i do, what is it?” albedo asks, you choose to stay silent.

you didn’t exactly think you would get to this point and hadn’t planned far enough in advance, you think you’ll make it up along as you go if he asks again, but you plan to have him forget he ever even did.

“can you take these off, for me?” you give him a final squeeze before awaiting his lead and having him do what he’s been told.

for me, those two simple words you’ve chosen to include in your plea begin to overwhelm him. can he take them off, for you? he repeats to himself, of course he can. it has something in his stomach stirring.

anything for you.

he can’t get enough of it, fingers beginning to unzip his pants, for you. his quick obedience has you feeling something similar of your own, low and deep in your gut. your hearts both race as he lets the layer of his underwear free.

you fight the urge to touch yourself in front of him and focus your attention on him, little by little. even if it kills you— both— in the process.

the next kiss you pull him in for is sweeter than before, it gives an intense contrast from the last few that were much hungrier in comparison. it makes him ache and his body skittish, feeling your breath roll over his lips.

he’s starting to get painfully hard, you massage him through the thinner fabric he’s pressed again. albedo keeps his eyes open to savour the moment for a little longer before you pull away again.

you can feel him further into your hand.

“yeah, good boy” the words spill from your mouth, too turned on to catch them in advance. you’re really spoiling him tonight. albedo feels dizzy, the haze in his eyes a contributing factor. the name you’ve just called him has him wanting to turn to liquid, to dissolve right into your touch.

“can you please come here” he rasps, needing to feel your bodies flush against each other. it’s becoming something he can’t go without from you, not even for a couple of days.

you lift your leg over him, chuckling when his hands meet your waist. “are you gonna let me have you in the drivers seat?” tone turning serious as you sit right atop of his dick, the pressure making him wince.

“just have me” he quivers, “like you always do.”

you tell him to move his seat back as you begin unbutton his shirt halfway, trying to expose as much of his skin as possible. you’re breathless, “you look so good right now” praising him as you lean forward to give him another kiss.

you make quick work of pulling down your shorts along with your underwear, thankful your shirt covers a good portion of your lower half. “you don’t mind if somebody sees?” he focuses on pulling down his own bottoms, not seeming to worry. “as long as they can’t see you” you smile.

the rest of your answer is put on hold the second he lets his dick slap his abdomen, what you’ve been waiting for. your lips part when you take a good look. the tip is pink and there’s a couple of veins all over, those are always the first two characteristics that stand out to you when you see him.

something about him is so pretty, it makes you clench. “i‘ve been thinking of riding you all day” you confess, listening to him groan in response. “i just wanna touch you” sighing.

albedo shuts his eyes and nods, an expression on his face almost as if he were in pain. he leaks uncontrollably at your words. you move some of the hair from his face before looking down between the both of you. he bucks his hips, a sign he’s wanting to be fucked right now.

wrapping your hands around the shaft, you feel him throb in your hold as you stroke him softly— the way he likes it. every little sound that leaves his lips has you losing your patience along with him.

he shifts in his spot, trying to feel more of your hand take him. you run your thumb over the tip, making him gasp. “lay back for me.”

and he does. you lift yourself just enough to hover over him, the head kissing your entrance. taking a deep breath, you hold his dick in place and start to lower yourself.

you allow yourself to sink completely on him, relishing in the slight pain of the stretch he brings and the whine he lets through his teeth.

his thighs tense as you squeeze him entirely, chest beginning to heave before you’ve even moved. albedos pupils are blown, mouth slightly open as he stares at you.

he lets his head lean back completely against the headrest, tilted with his neck on full display for you. you lean down, giving him open-mouthed kisses across his neck and chest. you begin to roll your hips over his cock, sitting up with your hands flat and pressed against his toned chest.

it feels hot, warm, like you’re trying to suck him in. you listen to him moan your name, watching him fall apart right under you. his face is flushed as you tell him how pretty he looks, light strands of hair sticking to his neck and a couple across his face as a thin layer of sweat begins to coat his forehead.

you let out an unintentional moan in response when you listen to him. you’ve gotten him so worked up, voice raised by any octave or two with every string of cries he lets out spurring you on.

he lets a hand snake down to near where you’re both connected, starting to play with your body. it’s a habit of his, to touch you regardless of how sensitive you may already be. you both gasp; yours coming from the new stimulation, and his from your body’s reaction to it.

“good-” he pants out, heaving “you feel so good.”

albedo anchors his arm with his other hand on one of your shoulders, his tiny bit of force pushing you down twice as hard when you bounce on him. the hand gripping your shoulder blade not only helps him maneuver you, but is also a gesture of affection.

with that in mind, you bring a hand out to his jaw, cupping his cheek. the sound of your ass against his thighs, his satisfied hums, and your little touches soothe each other into the easy succumb of pleasure.

you bring yourself up and down on his cock, enamoured with the shameless sounds he lets out. “do you think we can cum together, please” his tone desperate, making your legs go limp for a split second.

nodding, you watch his eyes roll back before you shut your own. you don’t know when it’s going to hit either of you, but you’re preparing for it to hit hard. if the way his dick is hitting that one sensitive spot inside you sending shivers down your spine isn’t to blame, it’s how he fills the car with continuous chants of how he feels as if he could shatter right underneath you.

you feel albedo swipe his thumb right across you, knowing exactly how to push you right over the edge and it sends your body into his. you let out muffled whimpers into his damp neck as he chokes on his own breath, your reaction pulling his orgasm out too.

you grind against each other, dragging it out as he drapes his arms around your back. he tells you he loves you between gulps and the cracks of his voice, sweetness in his voice making you spasm.

albedo shares one deep breath with you as you both calm down, lifting your head to look at him. his hair is a mess, half of it still stuck to him as he gives you a half lidded smile that makes you feel a little dizzy.

trying to help you fix your own hair in the process, he gives you a kiss, promising to clean you up as ye caresses your back.

Could You Write Albedo Losing His Composure Because Of Readers Teasing? He Becomes Louder Than Usual

“shit” you mumble, eyes catching the silhouette before you in a flit of panic after you’ve moved back to your seat. your hand instinctively comes up to cover a fraction of your face, self-consciously rubbing your skin afraid to look any closer.

the reaction draws albedo out of his prolonged post-orgasm bliss in the process rather quickly, scanning your expression for what your eyes have landed on. you curse under your breath once more when the realization hits.

“oh, him. looks like i forgot” albedo yawns as kaeya and his unmistaken, unexpected presence dawns over him, a smile plastered on his face. “…somehow” he trails off, turning back to you.

your eyes widen at him, “forgot?”

somehow?

“you must have distracted me” he scratches behind his ear, laughing sheepishly.

you don’t have the energy to give him a playful but well deserved hit to the cheek.

except, you also want to pat yourself on the back for so easily being able to unravel him, starting with just your fingers alone…and a little more afterwards.

but the origin of how albedo has magically managed to regain his composure so nonchalantly is a mystery in itself. you want answers.

“well? so you did know he would be here?” you remind him, looking for some sort of proper explanation. he blinks a couple of times before giving you a look, the kind you easily recognize from in the bedroom.

“of course not.”

of course not, you mock, rolling your eyes. you wait a little while longer in the car as albedo hastily fixes his hair and opens his door.

…here’s to your final moment of peace; unplagued and yet to be disturbed by the storm kaeya is soon going to bring, along with relentless teasing.

you huff, receiving any kind of ticket doesn’t seem half as bad right about now. not bad at all.

Could You Write Albedo Losing His Composure Because Of Readers Teasing? He Becomes Louder Than Usual

sorry if at some point you can tell i’ve never had car sex before


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3 years ago

Kaeya: I made tea.

Diluc: I don’t want tea.

Kaeya: I didn’t make you tea. This is my tea.

Diluc: Then why did you tell me?

Kaeya: It’s a conversation starter.

Diluc: It’s a horrible conversation starter.

Kaeya: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.


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3 years ago

Hi, so this has just been floating around my head all day long and I need to share it with someone.

So, like, the Traveller comes from another world, right? Right. We all know this. But like??? No one ever said what world they came from. And, moreover, they never said what era that world was in, right? Like, even if time travel wasn't involved, I imagine that different universes progress differently, right? So basically, where I'm going with this, is imagine a traveler who's just... A gen z or millenial. And they just make all sorts of meme references constantly and no one knows what the FUCK they're talking about. Like:

Traveler: Beesechurger.

Kaeya, a little drunk and crying: What does that mEAN?!

--

Traveler: Look at all those chickens!

Diluc: For the last time, those are pigeons.

--

Traveler: Why are we here? Just to suffer?

Jean: No we're having a meeting. Are you okay??

--

Traveler: Hey, Zhongli, how much Mora do you have?

Zhongli: Oh. Uhhh, 69.

Traveler: Oh! You know what that means!

Zhongli: It means I have 69 mora, I don't know what you want from me here.

And then, Venti, who knows just as much as the others, gets in on it and has the traveler teach him their ways bc he just thinks it's hilarious

hahahah! These had me rolling!!

Traveler: *Stares into the camera just deadpan* I sure hope it does

All other party members: .... WUT

--

anytime the traveler walks by the steps of Mondstadt: and they were roommates

Katherine, visibly concerned

--

Traveler: *whispering as they move toward a group of treasurer hoarders* Two bro’s chillin in the hot tub ...

Jean: ... there are more than two ... what is a hot tub?


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