Bakugou: I'm Just Saying, Next Time I'm Gonna Get You

Is it alright if i req hcs of kaeya, diluc, zhongli finding out they have a vampire s/o and they have all these cool vampire abilities and can be a bat and etc? Thanks 😊

Vampires go brr is all I say

Requests are back open! I’m planning that nth-hundred special thing soon but for the time being I’ll take more requests <3

Pairings; (Seperate) Kaeya, Diluc, and Zhonglii x reader

Warning(s); no explicity nsfw just mentions

Keep reading under the cut!

Kaeya

Man if he wasn’t already whipped for you the added fact of you’re a vampire is so cool to him. If it’s not a secret he’s definitely like “check out my s/o everyone rn, okay, do the bat thing”

Hickeys are interesting and Kaeya is far too down bad for it. He loves the feeling of your fangs literally anywhere on his body

He also loves the feeling of your fangs brushing up against his lips

If you turn into other animals Kaeya is just there like ‘holy shid my s/o right now’

Yelling ‘down bad’ at Kaeya is just apart of your common lingo at this point

Thanks to your aversion to sunlight midnight exhibitions and explorations are the best thing to Kaeya

He wants to know everything you can do and will likely test your limits

If you’re the floaty kind of vampire Kaeya loves being held in the air

If you’re the kind of vampire that can turn into mist please prank him when he goes into a hug, it’ll be funny to watch him eat shit 

Give him a kiss after though. It doesn’t matter how funny it is just remind the man you love him

If you’re particularly older than him expect him to ask what certain aspects of the past really are true and what’s just made up to keep the calm 

Do you still pray to the god of your homeland, be it Barbatos or any other. If not why? 

How were you turned? Were you born a vampire? Were you born in Teyvat or Khaenri'ah? If you’re from Khaenri'ah was it before or after the gods betrayed the people?

If you’re as secretive as Kaeya it’s interesting to see how much you can reveal while he continues to keep his cards to his chest

Diluc

He has to be sure you’re not a threat to Mondstat before he even thinks about forming a platonic relationship with you, let alone a romantic one

Diluc isn’t sure what attracts you to him, probably the thrill of danger. The act of placing his life into a person who could snap him like a twig

Every brush or your fangs or scratch of your nails is a reminder of his fragility compared to your superior strength. 

He’s into it way more than he’d like to admit and you know it.

Your days are often spent sleeping, and usually Diluc will sleep the mornings with you sleeping, afternoons and evenings are strictly business time to him

If you help out with his Darknight Hero rounds he’s more than happy to have you about. And he loves seeing your raw power tear through Abyss Mages forcefields quicker than he can with his vision

It’s funny watching Diluc skirt about questions about your past, especially once you’re in a relationship. Though unlike other vampires, you’re more open to sharing your secrets with Diluc than others.

Diluc being a secretive person himself doesn’t speak of your own vampiric abilities

Diluc is the original hypeman in the shadows. Anything you do is immediately met with praise, especially when it comes to your vampiric abilities;

Turn into a bat or other animal mid battle to move the battle to your advantage after he’ll just tell you how cool the move was

Turn into mist to fuck with the abyss mages like they do everyone else? Hell yeah payback bitch

Teleport into an abyss mages forcefield to take em down? Number 1 hype man right here

Diluc will compliment you on all the cool things you did on the walk back to the winery and man seeing his face light up his the best thing

You can guess this is what he was like before his fathers death, this cheery smiley man. It’s a shame you don’t get to see it more

Zhongli

Zhongli knew there was something different about you, something not human and once he finds out about your vampiric status everything kind of melds together. The reason why you are never seen on lovely bright days

Though the fact you’re seen at all during the day is something to behold actually and the first question to leave Zhongli’s mouth is ‘why can you go outside during the day?’

You explain that you’re a particularly old and strong vampire, rivalling some of the youngest gods in age. You had once had a coven but many of it’s members but your kind had been hunted to near extinction by archon loyalists who saw you all as blasphemous 

Sitting at the table with other historians is always so much fun for both of you, especially with your contradicting opinions on the geo archon. Though your opinions aren’t necessarily bad but it’s more like you see them in a different light considering your age and knowledge of the world

Zhongli enjoys talking to you about divinity. So much so that you think that Zhongli is constantly dropping hints that he is the Geo Archon himself

You don’t question him but instead drop hints back at him that you know, small things that makes him question internally about it.

Its not often you or Zhongli go about fighting, the two of you much prefer to sit, drink tea and have a good chatter

Though the centuries of battling shows when the both of you are thrown into battle, you often bounce off of each other with ease. And with the added flare of your shapeshifting abilities your enemies will always perish

Around Liyue Harbour both you and Zhongli are friendly with the kids, often treating them to popsicles or games of tag and hide and seek. Despite the fact that the two of you don’t look a day over 30 many of the children give you sweet nicknames with any kind of relation to grandparents

The other vampires you have left you will visit often, usually when Zhongli is visiting his adepti. Seeing your children thrive in all corners of Teyvat without the security of a nest of vampires is admirable. Its no wonder they have survived this long

While you’re not as lively as the younger vampires both you and Zhongli cause your fair bit of trouble and have the most fun you can possibly can have

could you write albedo losing his composure because of readers teasing? he becomes louder than usual too <3

I TRIED i hope this was okay,, i also tried to keep it gn i hope i did an okay good job with that

cute blonde tries to cockblock himself but ends up getting some in the car!!! (volume up) omg ew jk

modern au he’s in a car i guess— you eyefuck him in it for a lil bit then he gets turned on from kissing kissing a lot sorry

you give it to him in the car & i hope the ending wasn’t out of pocket

thanks @colourless-cora @valb3rry @kageyamathegrump @katsukiflr i showed you all random pieces of this & you were rly nice to me…so i will kiss you all…maybe make out a little…kidding @aimicoos didn’t read this but i’ll pretend they did in spirit!!!!

that’s really all it took?

albedo’s a blushing mess now; hidden from your gaze, facing the opposite direction. his hand runs harshly through his hair, separating a couple of strands that catch his fingers.

you giggle, both trying to help him ignore the sudden rush of heat he’s gotten. all thanks to you, and a couple of kisses.

well, maybe you should give yourself a little more credit for allowing curiosity to get the better of you…you seem to be enjoying it a lot more than you thought.

letting your impatience rise from the brief pause of contact, you break the short silence.

“are you seriously hiding? one more, please!” you cheer, thankful he isn’t turned in your direction to see you lick your lips and shift in your seat beside him. “one more, i’m serious!” you exclaim, finishing just in time.

he gives you another giggle with the way his hand comes up to cover just above his mouth, a poor attempt to conceal the smile that’s been all over his face from the second you’ve sat beside him.

wrapping your hand around his wrist, you gently tug at it in hopes he’ll finally give in to what you’ve been waiting for. “just one more” you confirm, sounding like a broken record that he’ll never get tired of.

“but this time, i wanna try something else.”

his gaze moves back up to yours, eyes batting at you expectantly with his cheek in his palm.

oh, he’s cute like this.

you agree with yourself, so cute.

you aren’t quite satisfied with the decision you’ve made in your head, you play your answer over a couple more times.

albedo is cute, yes. your mind travels a little too quickly. the kind of cute that has you starting to think the small fine the two of you could very much face for taking him in his car could be played down.

…you can’t wait until post nut clarity hits you [both] like a truck.

the mood has definitely changed.

you want to open your mouth but it’s instead albedo who does the talking for you. he seems to have made up his own answer, you must have took too long.

oops.

“don’t” he mumbles. you almost miss it, but his eyes have you already prepared in advance to make sure you won’t.

a smile creeps up on your lips, and you continue to speak as you face him. “what?” you mumble, keeping your tone low and full of fake sincerity. it absolutely eats at him.

your smile gets bigger when you see albedo noticeably gulp, allowing yourself to bask in all the satisfaction you receive from the start of what could possibly be much more prominent reactions.

you let your pointer finger shape tiny, soothing circles around his knuckles and on the skin nearby.

“that dangerous face you’re making,” he sighs. “don’t look at me like that, please”

you feel a lot closer to him now, mouth a couple centimetres away from his. albedo knows what you’re going to ask him, he knows you’re not going to give up…not that he wants you to.

and he definitely knows he can’t leave this very parking lot until he gives you what you’ve been starting to put him on edge for.

you toy with him further, “so?” you start.

“how come we got here so early?”

he closes his eyes and shakes his head, your noses briefly meeting with the turn of his head. you love when he lets you tease him, always taking a little more than the last.

you wonder if he’s enjoying it, secretly, all under his regular expression that won’t last for long.

it’s going to be a little different this time; you remember, you wanted to try something new.

your hand slowly travels up his chest, letting your fingertips run in quick, smooth lines along his shirt. he takes in a deep breath.

“we did get here early, yeah” he inhaled. “…but i don’t think i can go in just yet though.”

so he is?

another exhale. his voice is beginning to get breathy and it has you feeling on the edge of your seat, his car leaving you with no space to search for that sense of relief.

“you said you only needed to run in, i don’t see any other issues” twirling your finger around in his hair. “you still never answered me” you pout, “i want some more.”

albedo lets himself fall into your hands— your consistent guidance to blame, leaning into your lips. he’s a lot warmer since the last kiss you shared. that little factor alone has you intrigued, as if there’s more for you to find out.

he has been particularly courteous these last couple of days. you want to put an end to it.

with your hand on the back of his neck, you pull him further in. his lips gently shudder the second he feels your tongue slide over his bottom lip, eyes fluttering open for a split second.

full of surprises, albedo reminisces, he likes that.

whether it be with the way you start things, the way you finish them, how you’re able to catch him off guard with even the most practical and sensible moves in the book— you always leave him astounded.

you just so happen to do it again, breathlessly.

nothing is able to prepare him for the hand that reaches across him down to his crotch. you squeeze him through his pants, feeling him harden in your palm the longer you play with his length.

he pulls away, eyes hazy with a hand coming over yours to hault your movements. “i take back what i said earlier” he murmurs, “i think it’s you who can’t go in yet now” giving a spent laugh. you shake your head, separating the gap between you both by leaning into his neck this time. “maybe, but i think it’s both of us”

albedo gives you a short strained hum as your tongue trails up his neck, breath hot against his skin. the feeling lingers, your hand beginning to claw at his pants. you feel giddy, getting to hide in his shoulder as you work him up. his hand pulls at the fabric of his pockets, fidgeting.

“can you do me a favour?” you almost whisper. he nods, already anticipating to hear your request. “i said i wanted to try something, remember?”

he sucks in a deep breath, body tense and already starting to give in. you always treat him so good, satisfying him down to the smallest of desires he sometimes has trouble understanding.

“i do, what is it?” albedo asks, you choose to stay silent.

you didn’t exactly think you would get to this point and hadn’t planned far enough in advance, you think you’ll make it up along as you go if he asks again, but you plan to have him forget he ever even did.

“can you take these off, for me?” you give him a final squeeze before awaiting his lead and having him do what he’s been told.

for me, those two simple words you’ve chosen to include in your plea begin to overwhelm him. can he take them off, for you? he repeats to himself, of course he can. it has something in his stomach stirring.

anything for you.

he can’t get enough of it, fingers beginning to unzip his pants, for you. his quick obedience has you feeling something similar of your own, low and deep in your gut. your hearts both race as he lets the layer of his underwear free.

you fight the urge to touch yourself in front of him and focus your attention on him, little by little. even if it kills you— both— in the process.

the next kiss you pull him in for is sweeter than before, it gives an intense contrast from the last few that were much hungrier in comparison. it makes him ache and his body skittish, feeling your breath roll over his lips.

he’s starting to get painfully hard, you massage him through the thinner fabric he’s pressed again. albedo keeps his eyes open to savour the moment for a little longer before you pull away again.

you can feel him further into your hand.

“yeah, good boy” the words spill from your mouth, too turned on to catch them in advance. you’re really spoiling him tonight. albedo feels dizzy, the haze in his eyes a contributing factor. the name you’ve just called him has him wanting to turn to liquid, to dissolve right into your touch.

“can you please come here” he rasps, needing to feel your bodies flush against each other. it’s becoming something he can’t go without from you, not even for a couple of days.

you lift your leg over him, chuckling when his hands meet your waist. “are you gonna let me have you in the drivers seat?” tone turning serious as you sit right atop of his dick, the pressure making him wince.

“just have me” he quivers, “like you always do.”

you tell him to move his seat back as you begin unbutton his shirt halfway, trying to expose as much of his skin as possible. you’re breathless, “you look so good right now” praising him as you lean forward to give him another kiss.

you make quick work of pulling down your shorts along with your underwear, thankful your shirt covers a good portion of your lower half. “you don’t mind if somebody sees?” he focuses on pulling down his own bottoms, not seeming to worry. “as long as they can’t see you” you smile.

the rest of your answer is put on hold the second he lets his dick slap his abdomen, what you’ve been waiting for. your lips part when you take a good look. the tip is pink and there’s a couple of veins all over, those are always the first two characteristics that stand out to you when you see him.

something about him is so pretty, it makes you clench. “i‘ve been thinking of riding you all day” you confess, listening to him groan in response. “i just wanna touch you” sighing.

albedo shuts his eyes and nods, an expression on his face almost as if he were in pain. he leaks uncontrollably at your words. you move some of the hair from his face before looking down between the both of you. he bucks his hips, a sign he’s wanting to be fucked right now.

wrapping your hands around the shaft, you feel him throb in your hold as you stroke him softly— the way he likes it. every little sound that leaves his lips has you losing your patience along with him.

he shifts in his spot, trying to feel more of your hand take him. you run your thumb over the tip, making him gasp. “lay back for me.”

and he does. you lift yourself just enough to hover over him, the head kissing your entrance. taking a deep breath, you hold his dick in place and start to lower yourself.

you allow yourself to sink completely on him, relishing in the slight pain of the stretch he brings and the whine he lets through his teeth.

his thighs tense as you squeeze him entirely, chest beginning to heave before you’ve even moved. albedos pupils are blown, mouth slightly open as he stares at you.

he lets his head lean back completely against the headrest, tilted with his neck on full display for you. you lean down, giving him open-mouthed kisses across his neck and chest. you begin to roll your hips over his cock, sitting up with your hands flat and pressed against his toned chest.

it feels hot, warm, like you’re trying to suck him in. you listen to him moan your name, watching him fall apart right under you. his face is flushed as you tell him how pretty he looks, light strands of hair sticking to his neck and a couple across his face as a thin layer of sweat begins to coat his forehead.

you let out an unintentional moan in response when you listen to him. you’ve gotten him so worked up, voice raised by any octave or two with every string of cries he lets out spurring you on.

he lets a hand snake down to near where you’re both connected, starting to play with your body. it’s a habit of his, to touch you regardless of how sensitive you may already be. you both gasp; yours coming from the new stimulation, and his from your body’s reaction to it.

“good-” he pants out, heaving “you feel so good.”

albedo anchors his arm with his other hand on one of your shoulders, his tiny bit of force pushing you down twice as hard when you bounce on him. the hand gripping your shoulder blade not only helps him maneuver you, but is also a gesture of affection.

with that in mind, you bring a hand out to his jaw, cupping his cheek. the sound of your ass against his thighs, his satisfied hums, and your little touches soothe each other into the easy succumb of pleasure.

you bring yourself up and down on his cock, enamoured with the shameless sounds he lets out. “do you think we can cum together, please” his tone desperate, making your legs go limp for a split second.

nodding, you watch his eyes roll back before you shut your own. you don’t know when it’s going to hit either of you, but you’re preparing for it to hit hard. if the way his dick is hitting that one sensitive spot inside you sending shivers down your spine isn’t to blame, it’s how he fills the car with continuous chants of how he feels as if he could shatter right underneath you.

you feel albedo swipe his thumb right across you, knowing exactly how to push you right over the edge and it sends your body into his. you let out muffled whimpers into his damp neck as he chokes on his own breath, your reaction pulling his orgasm out too.

you grind against each other, dragging it out as he drapes his arms around your back. he tells you he loves you between gulps and the cracks of his voice, sweetness in his voice making you spasm.

albedo shares one deep breath with you as you both calm down, lifting your head to look at him. his hair is a mess, half of it still stuck to him as he gives you a half lidded smile that makes you feel a little dizzy.

trying to help you fix your own hair in the process, he gives you a kiss, promising to clean you up as ye caresses your back.

“shit” you mumble, eyes catching the silhouette before you in a flit of panic after you’ve moved back to your seat. your hand instinctively comes up to cover a fraction of your face, self-consciously rubbing your skin afraid to look any closer.

the reaction draws albedo out of his prolonged post-orgasm bliss in the process rather quickly, scanning your expression for what your eyes have landed on. you curse under your breath once more when the realization hits.

“oh, him. looks like i forgot” albedo yawns as kaeya and his unmistaken, unexpected presence dawns over him, a smile plastered on his face. “…somehow” he trails off, turning back to you.

your eyes widen at him, “forgot?”

somehow?

“you must have distracted me” he scratches behind his ear, laughing sheepishly.

you don’t have the energy to give him a playful but well deserved hit to the cheek.

except, you also want to pat yourself on the back for so easily being able to unravel him, starting with just your fingers alone…and a little more afterwards.

but the origin of how albedo has magically managed to regain his composure so nonchalantly is a mystery in itself. you want answers.

“well? so you did know he would be here?” you remind him, looking for some sort of proper explanation. he blinks a couple of times before giving you a look, the kind you easily recognize from in the bedroom.

“of course not.”

of course not, you mock, rolling your eyes. you wait a little while longer in the car as albedo hastily fixes his hair and opens his door.

…here’s to your final moment of peace; unplagued and yet to be disturbed by the storm kaeya is soon going to bring, along with relentless teasing.

you huff, receiving any kind of ticket doesn’t seem half as bad right about now. not bad at all.

sorry if at some point you can tell i’ve never had car sex before

Hello, I hope you're doing great! ^^ Could I request a Kaeya x male Reader, where the reader is a thief and Kaeya cathes him and teaches him a lesson (nsfw)

A/n: I live for this shit. This is...kind of kinky so.. & I wrote this at 4am. Listening to: Throat babyyyyyy

Mentions: Blowjobs, Denial, Teasing... blowjobs.

Warnings: Nsfw Face fucking at its finest, A very dominant Kaeya.

The King of Thieves

Kaeya left Angel’s Share for the night. Dark cheeks tinted a dusty deep red from a night of indulgence. Diluc was there, tending the bar coincidentally.

“There have been a plethora of incidents revolving around thieves as of late. I suggest you be mindful when leaving for the night Kaeya.”

His younger brother’s light warning drifted back into the depths of his mind as he strolled the nearly vacant streets of Monstadt’s city. Of course, on his way back to headquarters; the Knight took the long way around. Cutting through a specific alleyway that lead to a patch of grassy plains above a stone stair case. Out the corner of his eye he saw a shadow zip by and over the short roof top of someone’s home. As he moved to take a precautionary step backwards the shadow figure landed behind him. Assuming Kaeya was drunk enough to one up, the figure moved in to grab Kaeya’s shoulder in efforts to flip him onto his back and steal his vision. Kaeya, in a rebuttal too quick for this thief’s skill set. Side stepped and ducked, only to elbow his assailant in the chest cavity and then reappear behind them with his sword drawn.

“Why is Diluc always right?” Kaeya sighed, a frown on his face as he stared at the person in front of him, whom he had knocked the wind right out of. He wasn’t sure who the person was, given they were covered from head fo toe in all black. When Kaeya saw that they were recovering he twirled his sword, knocking them unconscious with the hilt of his blade. When the thief dropped, Kaeya looked down at them. He moved to uncover their face and saw a young man. He saw, you? His eye went wide, you were not much older than Diluc. The young Knight couldn’t help but think it was a shame to see such wasted potential resort to something of a scoundrel at best. He threw your arm over his shoulder, picking you up with a deep exhale. Effortlessly carrying you off back to one of the empty confinement cells within the knights headquarters. The one he picked out had been out of use for quite some time, given Klee had blown it up rendering the cell unlivable (for her). — It was a perfect place for a thief, especially one that tried to steal his vision.

Kaeya sat on the edge of a small table in the corner of the room, arms crossed and a light frown on his face. He waited until you had come through and regained consciousness. In a panic, your dark eyes darted across the room. Something Kaeya found quite amusing.

“Where..am I?” You huffed out, there was a draft in the room and you visibly shivered. Kaeya stayed seated looking at you.

“In the Knights of Favonius’ HQ, a confinement cell to be more precise.” He replied nonchalantly and as you tried to move, chains rattled against your wrists and ankles.

“Let me out of here, else you’ll be sorry—“

You were cut off by Kaeya’s abrupt laugh, it made you frown and your brow crease. “What’s so fuckin’ funny?” Kaeya’s chuckle faded into a sigh, his finger tapping idly on the bicep of his crossed arms.

“Nothing, it’s just you are in no position to talk. In fact, I bet if I did away with you right here I could get away with it.” His smile may have been playful but his eye hinted at something much darker.

“You.. can’t do that, you’re an honor bound knight it would be a disgrace—“ Kaeya smiled, this time it wasn’t playful but it still held amusement.

“Relax I’m not a barbarian. Why don’t you tell me why you tried to rob me in the middle of an alleyway and most interestingly... try to take my vision.” After Kaeya stated his questions there was a stagnant silence that sat in the stale air of the confinement cell. Kaeya looked down at you, who shifted uncomfortably. “Oh? No answer? Are you sure that’s what you wish to do?” Your eyes drifted over to look up at Kaeya. Who moved from his spot on the table to walk towards you. In the dim light of the cell his features illuminated, it may have been the full moon that peeked through the barred window that made him look so appealing. The sound of his boots tapping down on the stone floors of the cell sent a slight chill down your spine. He towered over you as you sat on the floor. A light smirk threatened the corner of his lips, as he stared down at you with a quizzical eye. The air around him was cool and it seemed to get even colder as he knelt down to eye level. “I think I’ll give you until the count of say- three.” He held up three fingers before putting them down.

“What?”

“One.” He moved his hand behind your head almost as if he was cradling you. Unbeknownst to you his sword appeared in his palm. Your side profile reflected off the blade as it drew near your head. “Two.” His voice was deep and melodic and his tone evermore serious as he counted down. He wasn’t smiling anymore, seeing him this serious started giving you second thoughts about keeping your mouth shut. He was so close you could smell him, eye half lidded as he stared down at you and a crease in his brow. Against the back of your neck your hair brushed against the blade that dangerously kissed the skin of the nape of your neck. He leaned in and as he drew near, a light grin forming at his lips. Was he enjoying the reaction he was getting out of you? Or the interrogation process? Your hand pressed against his chest to try and move him back you couldn’t stand to have him that close. He paused for a split second, his eye dropping down to your hand, it was warm. “Thre-“

“Wait!” You say, your dark eyes shifting up to peer into his. Staring at him this closely, being able to smell him. It was hard not to think about the things you wanted him to do to you while sitting helpless on the cell floor. He was ridiculously attractive and equally as intimidating when he wished to be.

“Hm? Did you change your mind?” He asked, flashing a cold smile. Your cheeks flushed, he smelled like the first snow fall of winter, shamelessly it made blood rush to where you didn’t need it to. His eyes drifted down briefly before he looked at you more closely. “Or maybe you didn’t?” He purred lightly and a smile crossed his face again.

“I-I..I was just.. curious as to what it’s like to have a vision I don’t have one.” You spoke out, Kaeya didn’t sense a lie from you. Even as you continued to try and make him feel sorry for you. “I haven’t been blessed by the Archons. I’m poor and I...I can’t do much of anything let alone use a vision. Being a thief is all I’ve ever known. The only way I know to survive. I wasn’t going to hurt you.” His brow creased as you babbled that last part, you caught yourself and spoke sheepishly. “Not..that I could’ve anyway—“ Kaeya laughed again, he moved back but not very far. His sword disappeared in one swift movement and he took a minute to look at you. Your hands moved over to your lap, you didn’t think he noticed.

“What am I going to do with you hm?” He pondered aloud as he stood up, a hand resting on his hip. He stared down at you, “You assaulted me in an alleyway, tried to rob me and now..” You couldn’t help but think it wasn’t much of an assault, you were the one who got hit square in the chest and knocked unconscious after all.

“Kaeya-“

“And you know who I am? You’re quite the bold thief. Tell me if I let you go, how do I know you won’t do it again?” You shifted uncomfortably, nothing he was saying was arousing but, truthfully you fell victim to his charm the moment he began questioning you, not to mention the count down and intimidation attempt. Kaeya noticed, he was quite observant but he was doing his job- for the most part.

“I won’t.” You lied, he saw right through it. Kaeya crossed his arms again, if he felt any remorse for you before it was gone now. You avoided eye contact with him even as he stared down at you.

“Do you like being chained up in a cell, you’re excited.” He asked genuinely, his voice was soft and curious. It made you twitch uncomfortably. You shook your head and Kaeya tilted his. “Really? Your as hard as this stone floor, I wasn’t going to tease you about it but it only...fed into every words I’ve said to you thus far.” You could hear him smile, you made the mistake of looking up at him. He was gorgeous and the blush that crossed your face made his smile widen.

“I..can’t help how you’re making me feel. You’re just-“

“I’m just what?” He cut you off, moving his hand to rest on the top of your head. He gently ran his fingers through your hair with his gloved palm. Idly moving his hand down to the back of your head before gripping the ends of your hair between his fingers. “Were you going to say charming? Sexy, hot?” He asked, his grip on your hair wasn’t that tight or painful it aroused a light whimper to fall from your lips. Kaeya noticed your hand palming your growing erection — your pants were growing tighter you couldn’t help it. With his boot he kicked your hand away and stepped on the back of your hand, causing the restraints he had you in to rattle against the stone floor. “You did something bad why should you gain pleasure after committing a crime? As I see it I’m the victim here. You assaulted me in an alleyway.” His grin was wide and with his free hand he moved to unzip his pants. Immediately your mouth began to water as he slipped his hand inside to touch himself right before your very eyes.

“I-I won’t do it again..” You lied once again and he saw through it yet again. His grin only widened, he was going to enjoy this.

“I don’t believe you, therefore...” His grip tightened in your hair and he pulled your head back. “I think I’ll teach you a lesson you won’t soon forget.” The weight he had on your hand increased when he saw you try to move your other hand to slip inside your own pants, it was a warning not to try and relieve yourself. You moved your hand away with a whine as Kaeya freed himself from the tight confines of his trousers. His thick member prodded against your cheek before he let it rest on your lips. He let out a light and playful hum as he stared down at you, almost as if he was beckoning you to open your mouth.

“Kaeya I-“ As soon as you opened your mouth he pushed himself inside, the taste of his pre made you shudder and your eyes flutter. He held your hair and head firmly in place as he thrusted deeper into your mouth. He was genuinely surprised that you were able to take him all the way to the back of your throat.

“It’s not polite to speak with your mouth full.” He teased. “Go on, keep stuffing your face thief.” As you struggled to swallow his cock, you couldn’t stop your hand from reaching down to palm the hard tent in your pants. Kaeya caught wind of your actions and knocked your forearm to the side with his other boot. The deep groan you let out reverberated against his shaft, Kaeya had to bite back his own moan as he pulled your hair again which inevitably moved your head back so your lips wrapped around his tip. “If you do it again you’ll regret it.” He wasn’t smiling when he spoke, it was a threat you weren’t going to see through to the end. Kaeya chuckled lightly and moved his free hand down to cup your cheek, his thumb brushing sweetly against your cheekbone. “You’re so obedient...”

He mumbled, his touch was gentle as he moved his hands up to tangle in your hair. It was almost too gentle and had you questioning his motives. You made eye contact with him and a sly grin spread across his face like wildfire. Without warning his grip tightened to hold your head in place. He slammed hips against your face, bottoming out completely in the back of your tight throat. He groaned out quietly and under his breath, as the ridges of your throat and mouth constricted against his thick shaft. Your soft lips tickled the underside of the base of his cock. His pants sagged and his balls pressed against the stubble of your chin, which only edged him on and reflexively urged his hips to thrust against your face. He exhaled with a light chuckle that sifted through the quiet air of the confinement cell.

You whimpered, drooling all over his cock as you squeezed your eyes shut, it took everything in you not to milk and pump your shaft. Your balls were heavy and full and you ached for a release that you didn’t think you’d get. Kaeya looked down on you to subconsciously check to see if you were okay and to see the sight of his dick disappearing down your throat. He pulled back by a few centimeters and you successfully breathed in through your nose. The taste of his pre on your tongue reminded you of a fermented apple wine. None too surprising to say the least and all the more enjoyable.

Kaeya rutted into your mouth again, you choked and he chuckled. He felt your tongue swirl around his shaft against a prominent vein that curved up from the base of his cock. Your leg twitched in need as he moved, beginning a rough and steady rhythm. He noticed the bulge in your throat, it only made him move faster. Kaeya let out deep exhale and a light moan that was simply music to your ears. His head tilted back as you took him, he glanced down at you for a moment and his lips curled into a smile seeing you hard at work.

“If your mouth is this tight, I wonder how your ass must feel.” He teased you, moving one hand down to wipe away that inevitable tears that formed in your eyes. His other hand loosened in your hair but still rested in place idly. He pulled back completely, giving you a chance to breathe. As you caught your breath Kaeya looked down at you, the blush that stained your cheeks inflated his ego a bit. He arched a brow, waiting for you to keep going.

You gave into that cute, suggestive stare and moved your hand up to stroke him; something you wanted to do for yourself since he started fucking talking. You dragged your tongue along the thick length of his member before taking him into your mouth. What you didn’t choke down, you pumped with your hand. Kaeya finally let out a proper moan it was deep and breathy, he started throbbing in your mouth and palm; biting down on his lower lip in ecstasy. In the midst of milking him dry he took hold of your hair again, only to push himself right back down your throat, he needed that tight fit to finish him off. You were going to swallow it all, not that you minded; he was as inebriating as Everclear. As he filled your throat and mouth, he pulled back his warm cum dripping down your chin. He watched you reach up to wipe it away and lick the back of your hand.

His eye drifted down to your continually throbbing erection, he noticed a dark spot where your own pre had ruined your trousers. He stepped back and moved his hand away from your hair, shifting as he pulled his pants up only to zip them up. Your expression was absolutely priceless in his eyes. You opened your mouth to speak to find that your jaw was already sore from his earlier actions. Kaeya moved to sit on the edge of the table again with a light smile on his face.

“What?” He says like he didn’t just pump his seed down your throat. He made an ‘O’ with his mouth as he looked at your disheveled and needy appearance as if he had forgotten. He didn’t. He moved to toss you a key to the restraints you were in. “You’re free to go and...do something about that.” He smiled with a teasing glint in his eye, you looked at the key in front of you. Picking it up with a frown on your face as your freed yourself. “I told you I’d teach you lesson you wouldn’t forget.” He chuckled moving to cross his arms over his chest. You looked at him and he smirked.

“Asshole.” You mumbled, moving to stand up, Kaeya looked your way not feeling remorseful in the slightest.

“You do realize you tried to assault me and steal my vision. I think I let you off rather easy if you ask me. Going straight to Jean just didn’t feel right.” He quipped, and stood to walk over to the door opening it up for you to go. “I don’t want to see you here again, I’d rather the Cat’s Tail or Angel share preferably. Maybe then you’d get a proper..reward and the aftercare I so graciously give to those who listen.” He said, completely insinuating he wanted to see you again under the right circumstances. With a pout you exited the cell, there wasn’t really much you could say to that. You were indeed happy you didn’t have to spend the night in a dingy unlivable cell. Kaeya leaned against the doorway and crossed his arms. “Till we meet again King of Thieves.”

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A week went by, you were at Sara’s sitting down to a late night meal before heading off to Springvale for a few days to visit family. You poked at the fisherman’s toast you ordered, thinking about the Knight who left you thoroughly frustrated. You wanted to beat his ass in all honesty but, apart of you just wanted to—

“Well if it isn’t The King of Thieves.”

⭒ kaeya with an artsy s/o headcanons ⭒

request for @cheshirepirouette: Hello! Could I request headcanons for Kaeya with an s/o who’s particularly artsy? Not a slouch when it comes to combat, but chronic pain has them a bit more conscious of how they spend their energy, so they devote most of their time to learning to create things through different mediums like yarn or silk, clay, even learning to play piano, anything that catches their eye when feeling well enough- They’d tend to flit around between projects as interests grow and wane but they’re always ready to make something personal for the one they love, and tend to be pretty sweet and silly overall? This was very long skjfdhlsf thank you, and I love your blog!

aaa i love this request omg!!! i can really relate to this, and that may be why this was so easy for me to write LOL it took me less than half an hour (that is not normal)

i hope you enjoy it! and thank you, i’m so glad you like my blog so much <3

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pairing: kaeya/reader

characters: kaeya alberich

genre: fluff

word count: 483

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⋆ very understanding and encouraging! will make jokes about how he’s “alright with being the fighter” between you two, but it’s always genuinely lighthearted

⋆ he thinks it’s really impressive that you can have so many different hobbies and projects. even if you don’t think you’re amazing at a particular skill, kaeya is quick to tell you that being “just alright” at a wide variety of activities is something you should be proud of

⋆ always encourages you to try anything you’re thinking about, along with furthering the things you’ve already tried

⋆ if you’re struggling with anything at all, he does his best to help. looking at new methods? sure, he’ll do them with you. need new or more materials? he’s already heading for the door, just tell him what you need.

⋆ he cherishes every single thing you make for him, again, even if you don’t think it’s “good.” to kaeya, the fact that you took time to make him anything at all means more than the actual quality of the final product

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𖤐 childe accompanies you on a bounty and things get… tense 𖤐

GRRRRBARKBARKBARK I WANT THIS MAN SO BAD FOAMS AT THE MOUTH

so this is completely self indulgent literally NO ONE asked for this but idc 💕💕 yall gettin it anyway ;)

also like,,, if yall kinda dig this one n want more,,,, i could write a part two ahaha *lipbite*

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genre: fluff(?), sfw(ish) as in ✨sexual tension✨

relationship(s): childe x reader

character(s): childe childe and childe need i say more

warning(s): mild dirty talk?? not EXPLICIT but its still there,,, also like,, kinda sorta sexualizing blood?? SUPER small amount with a tiny wound from fighting, i promise its not SUPER weird aksjskadjj

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It didn’t take you all that long to break the mitachurl’s Geo shield after plunging your weapon down on it. A few quick, calculated movements later and the creature fell to its knees and onto its stomach, its telltale mask digging into the dirt.

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gfdkjsjdshi hi hi!! i'm not familiar with code vein or god eater but i do have an idea for you! could i request hcs for how diluc, childe, & kaeya might celebrate pride month with their boyfriend (idk if teyvat has that, but shh)?? i know this isn't your main fandom so if it doesn't Spark Joy dw about it!! i love your writing bro, happy pride :)

Format: Headcanons

Fandom: Genshin Impact

Pairing(s): Diluc, Kaeya, Childe

Warnings: None

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Diluc, Kaeya, & Childe x M! Reader: Pride Month

Diluc:

You know this bitch can and will hang a pride flag at his tavern and winery

Will let lgbtq+ couple have a discount (if they're obviously a couple)

Definitely refuses to serve those that put their unneeded opinion where it isn't welcome

Takes you out on dates slightly more often

Diluc is really stiff, I doubt he'd change his appearance for pride month, but if you ask him nicely, he may wear matching bracelets with you of his pride colours

If Mondstadt has a pride parade, he's not going to enjoy it as much as you will because of his clearly introverted ass, but he will go with you and enjoy himself

Probably a bit more touchy feely during pride because he realizes just how lucky his chance is to be with you

Kaeya:

This man is a raging Bi no doubt

If he gets the chance, he's definitely going to switch out his little half cape for a Bi flag

Will strut around with his arm around your waist not that he doesn't do that enough already

Definitely more loud with how he's in a relationship with you

He'll wear all the matching pride things with you; bracelets, necklaces, earrings, he's game for anything

Like Diluc, he'll get more touchy feely during pride, but he was already rather touchy

Tries to abuse the discount Diluc has at his tavern, but whenever it's Diluc bartending which during the month it usually is it's probably a good idea you try to pay

Kaeya's annoying, there's no way Diluc is giving him the discount

Childe:

Probably not all that aware of pride month tbh

Is more than happy to learn about it

And the more he learns, the more excited he gets

You actually might have to reel him in a bit

If you don't you can expect a Childe walking around with a rainbow suit throwing glitter or something stupid like that

Though you have to give him a little slack

He's so excited to be proud of being different, and he gets to be different with you!

Be careful saying you like things during the month as well, especially at the parade day

The man is loaded and he's not afraid to spoil you, his cute attractive little boyfriend

Because Liyue has a stick up its ass, he's more than willing to travel for the pride event, even if he does have a mission for the Fatui

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

can i get your thots on ❣️💓😆🎉 for zhongli & kaeya? that list is so cute djhfskd. also im glad you're having fun at pride, thats so cool !!

Emoji Prompts: ❣️💓😆🎉 (Kaeya&Zhongli)

Kaeya:

❣️ What makes them blush/gets their heart pounding?

Whenever you innocently react to whatever innuendo he's made. Honestly, the way you laugh at what he's said and just look at him with those shining eyes of yours, he can't help but get warm. You've had your fair of troubles and challenges, yet so untouched by the wear and tear of life at the same time. To have someone so pure by his side always manages to get his pulse to go up.

💓 How do they act when they realize they’re in love/have a crush?

He gets a lot more direct with his approach. He's very open with his feelings for you. Once he figures out the way he feels towards you, he'll immediately and seriously ask you out. Whether or not you think he's joking is up to you.

😆 How do they make their s/o laugh?

Gossip. Harmless gossip he makes always makes you laugh. You'll be walking through Mondstadt and he'll lean in close to your ear andmention how Miss Nancy, the local granny, totally smuggled some of her flowers into the city. So illegal. How scandelous. Or he'll just indirectly and/or directly insult his adoptive brother. How he whole asses his insults always make you laugh in both amusement and shock.

🎉 Are they a fan of nicknames? Do they prefer cutesy, traditional or silly ones?

Honestly, does this man even know your name? All these nicknames are suspicious. Those prissy nicknames are his signature move. Darling, dearest, my love, and doll are all fair game with him.

Zhongli:

❣️ What makes them blush/gets their heart pounding?

Knowledge. Whenever his partner ever exposes just how deep their intellect goes, he gets impressed, proud, and swoons all at the same time. And if it's a topic you're passionate about, the way your face lights up and how you spew out facts left and right always get his blood pumping. You look so happy when talking about it, he can't help but get happy too.

💓 How do they act when they realize they’re in love/have a crush?

He's been around for a very long time. No doubt he's adapted the ability to have incredible control over his actions. The way he shows his pining affections is subtle. You'll find that you'll have a cup of tea prepared for you when you arrive, items of convenience always in his possession just when you need it, even gifts handed to you. He just saw something in a vendor while taking a walk and miraculously happened to have enough mora on hand. No biggie. Yes biggie

😆 How do they make their s/o laugh?

Very dry humor. He'll seemingly start one of his stories but then end up making an awful dad joke. But the cringe makes you laugh. And the sheer look of pride on his face when you laugh only makes you laugh harder.

🎉 Are they a fan of nicknames? Do they prefer cutesy, traditional or silly ones?

He doesn't use them often, really only uses them in privacy as well. And gentleman and nonbino's this man's country is seeping with tradition. He's going to pull out all the show stoppers. Dear, darling, love, all of em. However, Zhongli does enjoy privacy and rarely uses them in public. However, he enjoys your name above all and prefers that most of the time.

hii !! if im correct i saw ur request are open- can i request kaeya,diluc and childe with a male reader whos too pretty for a boy ?? (i really dont know- uh like the reader is so pretty ??- like beautiful??-?)

(free feel to ignore or decline this req !)

⠀💌 —;⠀⠀⠀Hey hun! Thanks for requesting, I don’t have much practice writing for male readers, but i tried my best and i hope you enjoy! 💞 I also did it in hcs, hope that’s okay <33

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⠀💞 —;⠀⠀⠀Kaeya

I feel like Kaeya would be, like, hyperaware of how pretty you are. But not in a bad way! Like, he’d constantly catch himself thinking about how attractive he found you, and he’d always find himself admiring the details of your face and your body (respectfully!!)

I don’t think he’d make such a big deal about you being ‘too pretty for a boy.’ I mean, Kaeya himself is a prettyboy himself, so if anything he’s probably jealous of how pretty you are.

In a pre-relationship scenario, he’d flirt with you a lot. Like, every time you run into each other a lot. Honestly, even after you’ve gotten together, he’ll always meet you with a compliment.

“Hey, prettyboy, looking stunning as always. Anything you’re planning to do today? No? I would be honored if you were to accompany me for a walk around the city, then. With you by my side, I’m sure to attract envy from every citizen of Mondstadt.”

If he gets you flustered and embarrassed, not meeting his eyes and toying with your fingers, he’ll think you’re so cute. If he gets you with your arms crossed, frowning (or pouting) with an adorable furrow in your brow, he’ll think you’re so cute. 

If you openly embrace being a pretty / beautiful boy, Kaeya would totally bring you things to make you look even more pretty, like flowers that you can place into your hair, a flower crown, on slower days, or a set of gorgeous drop earrings. 

He would totally match accessories or outfits with you, too! I can see it oh my god.

He’d be so proud to be seen around Mondstadt with you, and his dramatic ass would probably flaunt you everywhere just to see people glare at him, wishing to be in his place.

If you get shit from any females or males who are envious of your beauty, who try to instill insecurity within you and try to fester within you a hate for your own prettiness, Kaeya would laugh in their face and call them out for their absurdity. He’d smirk at them, mirth in his eyes as he glances at you. To him, these people aren’t even worth acknowledging. Not when they spout such stupid things.

Overall, Kaeya would be such a good boo to his pretty boyfriend, and if you’re not particularly confident in how gorgeous you are, that’s fine. He’ll be confident for the two of you.

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⠀💞 —;⠀⠀⠀Diluc

Oh, this man. Let it be known, i firmly headcanon that despite his aloof and cool persona, if Diluc is interested in someone, he turns into an absolute timid virgin. Like, yeah, he’ll still retain some coolness, right, but his inner dialogue is him slightly panicking whenever something has to do with you.

Among all of the characters here, i think that Diluc would underestimate your strength as a prettyboy the least. Like, the others wouldn’t view you as weak, of course, but i just think that Diluc would be the most hyperaware of how you’re incredibly gorgeous and simultaneously strong/talented/smart/etc. 

I feel like DIluc would always subtly watch out for you and would hear about you from others, but it would take him sometime to approach you. Not because he doesn’t want to talk! But because he isn’t sure if you wanted to talk to him. He probably think that because you’re so pretty and he’s,,, not, that you two wouldn’t be a good fit.

You’re probably the one who has to initiate the conversation, otherwise he’d just continue pining from afar. 

“Ah, it’s a pleasure to meet you. I’ve heard of your attractiveness–– er, effectiveness from all sorts of people around the city.”

Over time tho, Diluc’s image of you being a pretty (and talented, smart, etc.) person would be replaced by a more realistic version of you that he doesn’t hold on such a high pedestal anymore. Nevertheless, he thought with each passing day that you were more gorgeous than the last.

Diluc’s got that wine tycoon drip, so rest assured that he will get you anything you want, and that he would always compliment you on whatever you wear, whether it leans more to the feminine side, masculine, unisex, or just about anything, he thinks you look absolutely stunning in all of it.

Would not take any shit about you being ‘too pretty for a boy.’ If anyone dares to insult you with that idea in mind, he’s either going to throw them out of the bar or throw his hands. 

Male, female, either, or, neither, or what have you, noone will let you feel bad about how much of a pretty boy you are–– not on his watch. Diluc even finds himself frowning when he wonders when prettyboy started being an insult. After all, you were the prettiest boy he’s ever met, and he’s so grateful to be with you.

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⠀💞 —;⠀⠀⠀Childe

The moment he sees you he’s immediately smitten. Like, stealing glances from the corner of his eye at you, sighing as he remembers how the light reflected gorgeously in your eyes kind of smitten.

To be fair, i think Childe is himself also a prettyboy who’s aelf-aware of how attractive he is, so he can appreciate your beauty in ways some other people might not be able to.

The MOST bold oh my god. He even outdoes Kaeya in the outright flirting, i think.

Childe will undoubtedly approach you ASAP, complimenting you immediately. Depending on how your react to his clear interest will determine how hard he goes in asking you out to dinner. Your beauty isn’t something that should be tainted with uncomfortability, after all. 

“Oh? If I may be so bold, what might a man as pretty as yourself be doing all alone? Well, if you have no plans, would you allow me to take you out to dinner? Surely someone as stunning as yourself is right at home in the most opulent of restaurants.”

Child would be similar to Kaeya in the sense that he’ll compliment you a whole bunch. However, while Kaeya’s compliments can come off as poetic most of the time, Childe’s often comes off as more... cheesy. Endearing, of course! But definitely cheesy. 

If you agree to go out with him, congrats: you’ve got yourself a sugar daddy.

He’ll bring you out to the most lavish places, and he’ll let you run wild in designer boutiques all across Liyue. And the clothes and accessories that are available there are nothing to sneeze at, either.

Want a custom suit, tailored to your every measurement? Childe won’t even blink. Or maybe you’re more comfortable in more practical clothing that you feel comfortable in. He knows just the place, though the price is hardly any different.

He may even import some clothing from other nations, if you so wished. 

One thing that can amplify your prettiness to Childe is if you can fight, too. If so, he’d definitely challenge you to a spar. Although he’s probably win in the end ––what with being a harbinger–– there were some times that he faltered and nearly lost.

Seeing you so determined to fight him, sheer will reflected in your eyes and the way that the lighting of the setting sun glinted off your weapon and reflected onto your face? Truly marvelous, too pretty for words.

He’d be the most aggressive when someone looks down or criticizes you for being pretty, i feel.

Childe would not have any of it. Although he still has to be on good behaviour due to the strained diplomatic relations the Fatui and Liyue have had due to the whole Osial incident, he would not miss a beat in approaching the offender, maybe clasping their hand in a too-tight grip, a cold smile on his face and an even colder look in his eyes, ‘politely’ requesting they apologize with faux cheerfulness. If they do, great. They’d better leave, though. But if they don’t apologize, he’d not let his facade slip, but he’d escort you out of the place, your wellbeing more important that seeking vengeance at the moment, but he would not forget this transgression.

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