Honestly Just Play With Your Penis Until You Die

Cute things to say between breaths while making out

- I fucking hate you

- Jesus Christ man I hate you

- I can’t believe how much I hate you

- I hate you

watched a porno where the two guys just kind of noncommittally jerked each other off for what felt like forever and when one of them eventually shot his load the other went "oh shit wtf!" and pogged like he didn't know something like that could even happen but thought it was kind of cool in a scary way

i like that we see ^_^ as a smile even though its mouth is totally straight. Its happiness is so radiant it need not smile to let us know!

💌

Tongue kissing while I’m inside you

I'm gonna suck em off

a seven nation army couldn't fuck my ass

tdick that gets you pregnant

T4T frotting but we’re wearing our big work pants so we’re even more desperate

hey, dont cry…cowboy tying you up with his lasso, okay?

idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that