It’ll Be Fine I Just Have To Be A Shaking Terrified Animal About It

there’s no hands playing with my tits rn what an outrage

im sorry but men in glasses are so slutty i physically cannot handle seeing a guy with glasses and long hair I WILL GO INSANE.

"I never see you at the club" well I never see you at the therapists office bro and you are deeply unwell.

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

“Once you realize there is life after mistakes, you gain a self-confidence that never goes away.”

— Bob Schieffer

how long into meeting a stranger can i ask if theyre mad at me

there is a special kind of loneliness that comes at the end of summer. even as the sun’s warmth lingers, there’s a quiet feeling that something has slipped away. like the last echo of laughter carried off by the wind. this time of year always brings a touch of sadness & melancholy but within that sadness, there’s also this strange comfort. a hope that despite the ending, new beginnings are just around the corner