Girl Something Good Has To Happen At Some Point

i deserve everything beautiful in this world and i will recieve it all

If you’re not silly get better soon

stop looking at me respectfully and start looking at me like a coyote looks at a fully stocked henhouse

drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me

men’s domestic helplessness is not cute or charming pls raise your sons to know how to cook a vegetable and wash their dirty sock i’m begging 

Are you in love with me? Have you been in love with me? Will you be in love with me?

hate when men have big beautiful brown eyes like a baby cow . shut the fuck up