Maria Gray, From “Bad Nostalgia”

Eaten Alive (1980)

dOeS yOuR mAn KnOw AbOuT yOuR tUmBlR no he’s not allowed to use the internet except for school work and educational math games

u could literally have a PHD in something but a random man will still think he knows more about it than you because he’s male and you’re female and he read a post about it on reddit

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

So funny when super conventionally attractive people have weird ass tumblr personality disorder and chronic poster syndrome like I’ll scroll through your blog and see some of the weirdest shit anyone has ever said and then get jump scared by a picture of the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen which is then followed by some more of the weirdest shit anyone has ever said

“I’ve wanted to kill myself a hundred times, but somehow I am still in love with life.”

— Voltaire, Candide

be so soft n gentle with me I’ll melt in your arms