oh so when the final boss‘s phase transitions, gamers love it, but when I, a trans woman,
i deserve a necklace made out of hickies given to me by a trans girl that calls me her puppy
My youtube decided to be funny today
A forgotten textile craft indeed
the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired
there are two girls playing tug-of-war inside of me, one is trans and has so much voice dysphoria that she would love to just stop talking altogether, the other is neurodivergent and won't shut the fuck up.
Gwyn can't touch this
Romanticizing your own loneliness and turning it into a cool girl thing only works for like a few months and then it just becomes a throbbing black hole i think. Not that ive ever experienced anything like that
Literally sobbing. A judge, a US judge defended us. A judge brought up intersex people, uaing the term intersex, to *defend* us by not allowing our erasure. I'm having a lot of feelings right now
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