Cleaning Gets Easier When You Remember It's A Thing You're Doing To Make Your Life Less Miserable, And

Kicking, screaming, and slobbering over Cater

dec 2024 jp schedule

Early December

📕🌅 Book 7 Part 11 update! This will focus on Savanaclaw and will come with a limited time (no vignettes) SSR banner. 🏫🐆 Ivory Cliff Uniform Ruggie.

👨‍🍳 Master Chef reruns! 🫘🐬🦇 Jade/Lilia (beans) and 🐟♠️🐍 Deuce/Jamil (fish-themed) will rerun, ~1 week long each.

🎂🏹 Rook Birthday Campaign! He will get his Relax in Room SSR, as well as his banner that combines his first three birthday cards (Birthday Boy, Union Birthday, and Broom Bloom) into the same pool.

📕🃏 Book 7 Part 12 update! This will focus on Heartslabyul and will come with a limited time (no vignettes) SSR banner, 🔶👑 Trick King Jacket Cater!

Mid December

🌅 Tamashina Mina Rerun! The 🌇🦁 Kingly Garb SSR Leona and☀️ SR Kalim banner shall return. Play through the event to get a free 🦇SR Lilia and a 👑 R Vil. New to this rerun is ♠️ SSR Deuce in the event's costume.

❄️🎁 Holiday Winter Campaign!

🎂💀 Idia Birthday Campaign! He will get his Relax in Room SSR, as well as his banner that combines his first three birthday cards (Birthday Boy, Union Birthday, and Broom Bloom) into the same pool.

Late December

Nothing listed!

Jesus, it just got sadder after ADecue

I'm curious about the first years' reaction to why can't I be your spouse.

I think it'd be hilarious

part one/part 2

A ha yes, hilarious. I am so sorry.

"Why couldn't I be your spouse?"

Ace is struck mute. The blush starts at the tips of his ears, spreads across his face, and down across his neck. Because you don't want him. That's the reason right? He's your best friend. You're his. That's your dynamic. It keeps you both safe from any complications or unnecessary feelings but god if you're just going to look up at him and bat your eyes trying to hold back tears at the thought of not being his? "Jeez, we're still in school you know? Ask again later." You won't get a chance to do that, Ace wants to be the one to ask. You deserve that much from him with how much he teases you, or so he says.

There are two ways I can see this question going with Deuce. He's oblivious to the nature of his own feelings: "Because you are meant to get married to someone you love?" He's overwhelmed with distress when you start to cry at his words, but he doesn't understand the source of the pain. Love is a heavy word, and sure he does love you, your best buds! But marriage is extremely serious and sure he's had dreams about you guys living together and stuff like that but he's sure that's just a friendship thing. Not that he ever dreams about doing that with Ace...

If he does know he's in love with you that little question will make Deuce start panicking because of how expensive weddings are. He will be very happy for you to be his spouse, just give him some time please <3

"Because you're not staying." Jack has accepted you are the one he's been waiting for, but he's never verbalized it until now. He's a bit disappointed if he's honest, not with who you are but with the circumstances under which you've met. He modeled his dreams of what his spouse would be like off of his parents and grandparents, he would love you and you would love him. You would be together forever and build a little life together. But you are from a different world and will have to go home some day, he doesn't get to keep you and he doesn't have the option of getting over you. His only option is to deny that he wants you as his spouse until his soul prevents him from doing it anymore, no matter how happy hearing you ask to be his make him feel.

Epel is happy to hear you say that, but it's a bittersweet happiness. Epel wants you to be saying that because you think he's cool. Because you think of him as a manly man who you can rely on to provide for you and keep you safe from all of the monsters you've faced so far. But he knows you pretty well at this point, he doesn't think that you rely on him because you think he's cool. Maybe that's a goods thing though, you've never been judgemental of who he is even if the words you use to describe him aren't the exact ones he wants just yet. That doesn't mean "spouse" isn't how he wants to describe you, and he's not shy of letting you know that. Just this once.

Sebek doesn't answer at first. He doesn't yell either, nor does there appear to be a gathering storm on his face. He looks despondent, not the look you would want on the face of someone when you start talking about getting married. "Because I have treated you in a truly abominable manner most unfitting of my rank based on a prejudiced view of your character." Anyone who looks at him can see that he's in love, that he has no objection to you being his spouse. But he can't have that, he's unworthy. Not that you wants you to take this personally, he is used to being inadequate. Just let him savor the happiness he felt from hearing you say you wanted to be his in the first place. It is more than he deserves for how cruel he has been to you.

Many houses reduced to ashes, many lives disappearing The suffering people’s lamentations Don’t reach the princess-- “Oh, it’s tea time!”

1770-80s court fashion-inspired redesign ✨🍰

Reblog 4 sample size

Bringing this shit back bc Crowley is an ACTUAL CARD.

I've noticed this a lot more lately online as the years go by, and it's hard to put it into words, but... It seems like most people have started viewing literally everything as "problematic". You wanna talk to your friends? You're toxic and you shouldn't expect their downtime. You like dark themes? Well, you probably like that irl too and you should be arrested 😊

Like, I really don't understand- 😭

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Ya' know, Crowley has been making me do too much of his work and chores these days.

Deuce: Is that why you're always so tired during classes?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Yes, so I've been thinking about committing a crime to get back a him.

Ace: Well, you could always try arson or something.

Epel: Arson is too much dude. Start small, like school property damage or vandalism.

Deuce: HELLO? DON'T ACTUALLY GIVE THE PERFECT IDEAS?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: No, no, this is good. Keep 'em coming.

Finn fact of the day: He had to convince Silas not to pull him out of NRC after the first two overblots, and then he had to basically beg to stay after Azul's. Silas was just like "You're not going anymore it's far too dangerous with things like that happening so frequently" and technically he's right but oh well 😭

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translation

Grimm looking at Malleus - Of course you're cool, but she sleeps with me.

The rest of their lives! (Twst Incorrect quotes)

Ace after book 6: I just have to never leave your side ever again for the rest of our lives

Yuu narrowing their eyes: Hmm...

Ace: Clings onto Yuu

Yuu: What're you doing?

Ace: I can never leave your side ever again for the rest of our lives!😈

Yuu: Get off of me!

Ace: Rest of our livees!

Yuu: NO!

Deuce joining in: Rest of our lives!

Yuu: Stopp!

Ace: I know where you live😈