Others: “so, How ~southern~ Are You?”

Random child: *touches Malleus' horns* "SO COOL I WANT HORNS TOO"

Sebek: "HOW DARE YOU-- YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS WITH YOUR LIFE--"

Malleus: "It's alright, Sebek..." *breathe in, breathe out* "I forgive--" *LIGHTING STARTS EXPLODING AROUND THEM* "I'm fine, I am a mature person... Actually, I'll make you pay for this! 🤗" *EVERYBODY STARTS PANICKING AND TELLING HIM TO CALM DOWN*

Meanwhile, Malleus with prefect who gropes him everyday:

I gotta at least TRY to draw this

TWST Chapter 7 Part 10 Spoilers

JadeYuu where Yuu shows up in Jade’s dream as a bumbling blushy shoujo character, can someone see this?

Yuu still loses to Azul and gets sea anemoned but Jade benevolently takes Yuu under his wing. Everything he says and does is punctuated with a “Wow, Jade-senpai” and “That’s so cool Jade-senpai” with sparkly heart eyes.

“Jade-senpai I was wrong to try to win against Azul~ I don’t know why I thought that I would win when you’re so strong and cool and smart uwu Please, let me join you in exploring the mountains on land and in the sea for the rest of my life to make up for it <3!”

They go on to show up as a shrimp!mer in the dream and goes “Kyaa >///<” every time Jade adresses them defers to him when dream!Azul orders them and cries to him whenever dream!Floyd chases them.

2,3, or 4 are the most logical seats for me

Stumbled across this on twitter

Rook, beloved, I adore you and would enjoy sitting next to you but I don't know if I could handle being stuck between you and Malmal for eight hours straight 😭😂

Logically speaking, I would pick seat #3 because I'd be surrounded by some of my favs in every direction *and* I'd be sitting next to crewel-sensei <3

No nonsense and I could most likely enjoy the flight in peace 😭💀

I would have picked seat #7 because I love Azul and Jamil so much but they'd just make me feel sooooo single. Like no thank you 🥲 (plus I'm claustrophobic and am afraid of heights so unfortunately the window seat isn't the one for me)

I also wouldn't want to be stuck watching Floyd drive Riddle crazy the whole flight (I'm obviously avoiding seat #8 like the plague because I REFUSE to be seated between those two lmaooo would definitely end up getting caught up in the crossfire 💀)

I love Cater but Ace is sitting right behind seat #2...yeah pretty self-explanatory I think lol (it's also a window seat)

Noticed Trey, Deuce, Jack, Vil, Epel, and Ortho aren't here but I'd definitely sit with them since these guys wouldn't drive me nuts lol

YAHOOOOOOOO

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I AM GOING INSANE RIGHT NOW

twst first-years that die during malleus' overblot because they're the youngest, and not at all accustomed to having that much magic attacking their systems.

twst first-years that go on to haunt their upperclassmen from then on, always ragging on them for not trying hard enough to protect them like they were supposed to.

twst first-years, who the other nrc students aren't entirely sure are actually their ghosts or a lingering hint of malleus's dream magic or just a product of their broken psyches.

LITTLE FUCKASS JADE is asking for a forehead kiss.

AZULLL-CHANNN💟💟💟

eepy ;3