I'M GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING SHIT WHY ARE SOME OF THE SONGS RELEASED ON APPLE MUSIC BUT NOT ON SPOTIFY

Patrick Stump is the hottest piece of ass that the world has seen since Bowie died. Not taking criticism.

im not sensitive but if you joke about 1 thing about my appearance or any quality i have. i will despise that part of myself AND you and feel utter rage and disgust until i eventually stop talking to you

hello fellow earth inhabitant :P

@roughbuddy @elis-corner @pinkertoast + all my moots basically

 A friend threatened me to repost so I will!

Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.

@ey-theys-was-coronas

@fangirlhehe

I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-

I was chilling on Tumblr when I see a phan post. About a video called BWAGFEO. Spent an hour trying to figure out wtf BWAGFEO was. I don't pay attention to enough Phan blogs. Now I know what BWAGFEO is. Go watch BWAGFEO. That shit had be quaking in my boots.

I've done it y'all. I've been on Tumblr for less than a week and I got enough people to boop me to get to 1000. What the actual fuck that's crazy.

Thanks to @anglptera for all the boops you helped me on this seemingly insignificant journey that means too much to me!

10k notes I'll come out to my parents

Uhh so I lost my mind and went to freaking WATTPAD to see if they had any good Gerard x Reader FICS where MCR is, y'know, being MCR.

Tell me why Y/N has the most dramatic ass life in every single one like:

-Parents died in terrorist attack

-Dad died of cancer, causing Y/N to sing Cancer at his funeral 😭

-Got pushed off the line of a slide in a water park onto hard concrete and broke something

-Got pregnant, got in car crash on the way home from the ultrasound, had miscarriage, Gee in a coma for 3 weeks.

-Gets abused by a extremely drunk Gerard, then he goes through a mental breakdown, then apologizes

-Gets beaten near death by ex-classmates, then MCR suddenly spawns in to save Y/N because why the fuck not

-Gerard coked out of his mind

-My aunt who's been texting Y/N about an emergency has actually fucked off to another country and the one texting her is actually the owner of her old aunt's house who got the aunt's phone, and is a creep

-Basically gets called a pick me for having depression by a fan

-SH scenes with no warning like wtf man don't do this to me

-SO MUCH BS I SWEAR

I just mean...there's angst, and then there's an absolute trainwreck

nobody gives a damn but it’s time to celebrate for me

my friend’s been on-and-off dating this guy for the past 3 years

she’s breaking up with him for the final time today (they’ve broken up multiple times, this is their 4th time together)

but now she’s leaving his stupid ass let’s GOOOO

i will have a party in my room by myself to celebrate yippee

fuck that stupid hoe he’s the most conservative motherfucker ever

Dude I have no fucking clue how to computer and I'm trying to update my PC from Windows 10 to Windows 11 using a USB from my dad and this thing keeps restarting and giving me a window that says, " ☝🤓 It looks like you started an upgrade and booted from installation media. If you want to continue with the upgrade, remove the media from your PC and click Yes. If you want to perform a clean installation, click No." idk what that means, but I know a clean installation means everything bye bye, which is not what I want, so now I'm trying to figure out what the hell to do cuz my dad's asleep and I can't do shit

Saviors of the broken, the beaten, and the HOT TO GO!!!