I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out As Really Mean: A 5-part Documentary Starring Me.

i accidentally napped and had a dream (nightmare?) where a new update for stardew valley released where everything was the same except on a random day in year 3 Evelyn would just straight up die. There was a whole cutscene that started in her house where she collapsed, and then transitioned over to the hospital where Harvey gave George and Alex the worst news of their lives. However, they got to speak to her where she said something along the lines of "Yoba will protect me, and I am sure he will let me watch over you."

Alex and George would not talk to the player for more than a few words for a full season after this event. George would spend most of his time in the bedroom, so if you had less than 2 hearts with him, you could barely ever speak to him.

And Alex... oh my god, poor Alex. If you were married to him during this event, he just stayed in bed all day. Otherwise, if single, he would just stand on the beach most of the time, staring off into the ocean. If you tried to interact with him, it would just say "Alex is grieving... Better leave him be."

There was also other NPC dialogue like mayor Lewis saying "I haven't seen the community in this state of mourning since your grandfather passed..."

there was also a glitch where you could make Evelyn live forever and there were entire guides for the "immortal Evelyn glitch" that got patched out in the next update. If you tried to perform the glitch after the patch, mr. Qi would tell you that "hey, it happens to all of us. We can't prevent it, and neither can you, no matter how hard you try."

Guys here me out

ATLA x Hermitcraft (+empires and life in the future)

i think it would be kinda cool if Scar uses his earthbending to move around

joel maybe a part of the royal family? he just kinda gives off those vibes

etho and gem have to be siblings i mean c'mon

any suggestions for the other hermits/lifers/emporers and their bending would be appreciated! - i've put more of the au in the comments if you'd like to see it!

Refuge.

terumob angst ;-;

SMALLETHO: NOIR

( aka what if they dressed like anton ego from ratatouille)

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So your Spotify Wrapped Kind of Sucked

This is probably our cosmic punishment for relying on such a shady platform. But still: I have this whole year of data? Just sitting there? I'd like to do something with it?

First the classic Stats for Spotify 

Or Instead: Obscurify

Or: Instafest

mine cuts off weirdly for some reason, but my computer is ancient so that's probably it.

Or: Iceburgify

And how about: Volt.fm

OR GET ROASTED

Go forth and make data visualizations!

Worry not, Galemancers and Astarion brain rotten goblins, for I've got you cuvr'd

you go girl they're here for the vibes