Sending Your Friends Terrible Tumblr Posts Is A Love Language

Some writers: *meticulously plan out every plot point and the tone and meanings before they start writing*

Me:

i had three fic ideas.  wrote one.  i still have three fic ideas.  this is not how math is supposed to work.

yandere shoto todoroki

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> just thinking abt yandere shoto stalking protecting you while you're at a mall and he sees something that you linger on.

> you know you don't have enough money but your friends brought you along, so you solemnly stared at the product you wanted before following after your friends. later, you told yourself.

> surprise, surprise, the next day it's on your doorstep wrapped in a beautiful box with a ribbon and note. the note read:

y/n, i know how bad you wanted this yesterday, so i bought it for you. no need to thank me, your happiness is enough.

> let's just say, you definitely were happy all thanks to him. he'll win you over, he has faith he will.

gaming streams with the bakusquad boys!!

no quirk!au, but it could totally be seen as them streaming in the regular au too!

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denki: ay, sero! i have a new profession! i just got a new job! my new job is a wife hunter! i find wives that are very unsatisfied in their current relationship and i satisfy 'em!

sero: that sounds like a good job! a job that would never pertain to me..!!

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denki: you're so strong! i can't imagine why your wife would be unsatisfied, you know we got a request from her. she said, "hey im very unsatisfied with my s- current husband and i require your services to be happy again."

sero: what did you say to me..

denki: it's your WIFE, man! i- im just- im just doing my job dude.

denki: *gets killed by sero*

denki: AHHH- fucks sake. you know what pal. this is why your wife is unsatisfied because..

sero: FUCK YOU

denki: this is all you do

sero: fuck you, motherfucker!

denki: yeah, yeah

sero: that's not even a real job.

denki: dude, your wife is unsatisfied.

sero: you haven't even a real job- what is-

denki: she needs a MAN, like me

sero: WHAT DO YOU MEAN-

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sero: HELLO MY FRIENDS!

kirishima and bakugo: OH SHIT- HELLO, HELLO, okay, okay, please don't destroy this spawner!

sero: denki has started a new job and im not.. im not happy with it. he's become a wife pleaser.

bakugo: HAHAHA

sero: i thought- i was very happy for him for finding a profession until i found out that my wife was on the list of wives to be pleased. i don't know why because im so strong! look how strong i am. *almost kills bakugo*

bakugo: NO, NO!

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denki: weooo weeo!! this is the wife police. we are willing to give one of you unsatisfied wives an extra family!

kirishima: sero, im so sorry you have to hear this.

sero: im at the point now of unphasement. i don't believe denki will- will replace my wife.

denki: im a wife hunter and im looking for your unsatisfied wife, pal.

sero: my wife loves me! so much!

bakugo: how was your last valentine's day?

sero: it was very, very nice. i pl- i pl- i played halo 3 and she cried.

kirishima: she didn't cry really- you didn't make your wife cry on her birthday?

sero: *turns away in-game*

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denki: unsatisfiedwives.com. are you an unsatisfied wife? do you hate your husband? are you an independent woma-

denki: *bakugo kills denki in-game*

denki: AHHHH. i was doing my ad. are you an independent woman but you-

sero: shut up. i dont want to hear from you.

denki: -still need a real man?

sero: i dont want to hear from you.

denki: weeo weeoo

sero: you're a waste of space. how did you find out that my wife is unsatisfied, what did she say?

denki: she sent me support emails to my website, unsatisfiedwives.com. she said, "my husband played halo 3 on my birthday and left me crying because he's a DICK!"

sero: i may have done that but what else, that can't just be the only thing

denki: she says you're lacking in the..in the uh, *pp* in the, *pp* apartment. HAHA-

sero: *attacks denki in-game*

denki: -..AHHH AH!!

denki: why is it that your wife hates you so much?

sero: ...

sero: i think it's- i think it's because of my lack of commitment. i-i struggle to make plans with her and-and whenever i do, i always worry that it's- if- if i should invite her along with me, you know? whilst i appreciate we have the same mutual friends..sometimes when im speaking to her, it feels like im- im genuinely just talking to a wall. it feels like we have-

bakugo and kirishima: *walks into view to cross to the other side in-game*

bakugo: just-.. just passing through

sero: none of the same interests we have when we were younger

bakugo: just passing through. just-

sero: when-

kirishima: just..ignore us!

sero: when we were younger it felt like we-

kirishima: ignore us!

bakugo and kirishima: *they cross and walk out of view*

sero: we were so close to each other and as we've grown up and as we've gotten older, it feels like...less and less of us is- aligns with the same, you know, path that we went down and- and sometimes i-i go out drinking with my friends and i come back and she- she seems angry like i should've invited her but i know i can't invite her because she would not enjoy the experience but i really enjoy it and it just feels..it feels like we've changed into 2 very different people as opposed to changing and growing together. and it's- it's difficult and i don't know what to do.

everyone: ...

denki: good. im young and sexy and i will have sex with her. HAHAHA

sero: i'm going to murder you

denki: LET'S GO. AHHHH-

denki: *sero kills him in-game*

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a/n: credits to tommyinnit's dragon morph mod video!! it makes more sense if you watched the video before. if you haven't, the timestamp would be 10:55, 11:23, 12:31, and 13:29. go check it out, tommyinnit is very funny!!

if you watch the full dragon morph mod video by tommyinnit, i constantly see the people as followed:

> sero is wilbur soot

> denki is quackity

> bakugo and kirishima are phil and tommy, kirishima leading more towards philza, but it depends on what is said

do u write just for bakusquad or do u write for other mha characters too?

hey hun!

i write for other mha characters too!! if you're looking for a specific character, i will definitely try my best to write for them <33

» masterlist

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finished!!

> yandere shoto todoroki

> bakugo x reader

> bakusquad w/ quiet but caring fem!reader pt.1 || pt.2 ||

> bakusquad camera rolls

> top or bottom?? nsfw!!

> sleepovers w/ bakusquad

> chubby!reader

> gaming streams with the bakusquad boys!!

★ •. ° *.· ✮ ·.

pending...

> soulmate au

> yandere purge

"are you the person who says goodnight to everyone at 9PM then stays up all night reading fanfictions at tumblr?"

bakusquad camera rolls

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> mina's camera roll is full of photos of her and her friends. whether the photos are crack photos or mina's hot (mina's just took thirst trap photos) photos, you could probably just open her phone and look through all the memories she has. omg and she totally has some of her tiktoks saved.. she loves when people like the videos she does, please tell her you love her camera roll. she definitely has the most photos

> jirou would probably have screenshots of music she listens to or photos of coffee shops and record places that she'd really want to go to. she'd also be the type to take a bunch of crack photos of denki bc she teases him abt it later. but please take her where she wants to go, she doesn't want to be alone when she goes :((

> denki, with no doubt, has screenshots of him playing mobile games, like roblox. and you'd also find a couple of selfies with him running away from bakugo after a prank that he attempted. he'd also save like some cool edits, but other than that, his camera roll is very plain

> sero has all the videos and photos of denki's failed pranks. he always records the group's stupid shit to send to them later bc he's the camera man. you would occasionally find a few selfies of him from when he's too tired to think correctly and he just snapped a few photos on 'accident'. that mf knows what he's doing,,.he knows you go through his phone, so he takes those for your eyes only. mans has the most videos

> this mf won't give you his phone so easily, but when he does, bakugo has photos of his food and videos of kirishima. he thinks kirishima looks goofy asf when he's asleep, so you'll find a couple videos like that. he doesn't use his phone often bc he's always busy, but when he does, most of the time, it's mina (who's phone died) or kirishima (who forgot his phone) using bakugo's phone.

> kirishima has photos and videos of him at the gym. he likes to admire his progress. he's also the one in the group that takes group photos, always insisting to make a memory when the group hangs out. (bakusquad literally hangs out almost everyday and bc kiri is the sweetest baby, the group won't say no to a little group selfie)

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a/n: i love kirishima so mcuh, don't come for me ok?

i really don't know what to post here..like i don't know if i should write stories or just reblog stuff or something

this.

Hockey player! Bakugou

This is my first official post so hello:)) I saw au's about the mha boys and a hockey au and omg. Anyways, enjoy :)

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Hockey player! Bakugou who is mean on the ice, won't hesitate to throw his stick and gloves to start a fight. Who bangs into the glass in front of fans and waves at the little kids cheering his team on, even dedicating goals to some of the lucky ones. Hes big and fast making him a even more of a threat for the opposing teams.

Hockey player! Bakugou who hates doing interviews, he tries his best to just brush past them avoid them but got told he has to do one every now and then to keep up public appearances.

Hockey player! Bakugou who was trending on Twitter with edits of him after a game of him standing there all sweaty and running his hand through his hair to get it out his face, laughing at a stupid question he was asked, the top part of his equipment already discard leaving him in the black long sleeve undershirt. It only made him hate doing interviews even more

Hockey player! Bakugou who is wanted by many, constantly being asked about his relationship status and being asked out on dates and such, him always waving it off and saying that he's too focused on hockey to worry about any of that.

Hockey player! Bakugou who notices you sitting with some friends at a game of theirs, though has never see you before. You're allright in the front beside their player bench. You were sitting with Mina and Uraraka and a few other of their friends, and skates over and slams his weight into the glass, scaring you as he just flashed you a bloody smile with his mouth guard before taking back off to the game. He's distracted the rest of the game looking over at you.

Hockey player! Bakugou who shoots the wining goal in literally the last seconds of the game that was previously tied, and looks over at you in the stands and points his stick at you before he was engulfed by his teammates for getting the goal.

Hockey player! Bakugou who rushes to the changes rooms to get his gear off, blowing off any interviews along the way, before he is asking Kiri about you and why he's never met you before as Kiri just shrugs "you never really come out with us after games, at least not often enough" he says before smirking at him "why, got a crush on the lil thing?" He says as Bakugou just rolls his eyes and huffs, Kiri knowing all too well that Bakugou did and shot a look over at Denki who was listening the conversation as he nodded in agreement back.

Hockey player! Bakugou who showers and gets he shit together, actually planning on going out and celebrating this time, knowing that Mina and the rest would be there, hoping you would be too. He walks out of the change room and over to the group of the waiting friends, chilling in their seats still by the bench waiting to be told what was going on for the night.

"Oh Bakugou! Didn't expect you to come out, congrats by the way!" Mina says throwing herself at him and giving him a hug as he gives he a soft pat on the back "yeah, you played great out there!" Iida says before Bakugou looks over as you and sticks his hand out "I'm Katsuki, I don't think we've met before" he says with a slight smirk as he watches you take his hand him almost losing it at how much smaller it was then his "Y/n, its nice to meet you" you say flashing a smile back up at him.

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