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Snowboarding in Diapers

Snowboarding in diapers is lowkey the perfect sport. My baggy snow pants hide the diaper and mask the crinkles, I don't have to take off all my gear to use the bathroom, the diaper helps pad the falls, and the diapers keep you warm the whole time!

Come on baby brother it’s time for you to get out of here. Say bye bye to your big boy room. We’ve got all the stuff downstairs to turn this into your new nursery!

Oh stop that silly. How could I forget that you’re older. You made sure to point that out well before our parents got married, but now that you’re back in diapers and on the regression regimen it’s important to recognize that you’re just a baby now. This is why it’s so important that you go to GamGam’s for the weekend. I mean how can you accept that you’re a baby when you’ve got a TV and Xbox in your room, when your closet is filled with clothes from your old life, and when you have all these big boy posters on the wall.

None of these is fit for the overgrown toddler you’re turning into, but don’t worry big sissy, mommy, and quite a few of our friends are going to help! First we’re going to cover up these boring white walls with some adorably wallpaper! Oh you’ll love it, it’s got cute little baby animals, balloons, and clouds! Then we’re going to put a nice soft rug down so that you can spend hours crawling around and playing on the floor. We’ve got a toy chest that we can fill up for you, and we have enough baby clothes to fill your closet full! Hey no tears baby it gets even better. We’ve got a big crib to assemble so you’ll be safe and secure for nighnigh and naps, and right where this desk with your tv is we’re going to put your changing table! Oh and I’ve got a super special surprise for you. You’re getting your own adult baby bouncer put it! Now you don’t even need to worry about standing up all the time. You can just bounce bounce away while those sweet hypnotic nursery rhymes play

Now you can imagine the cost of this, so I helpfully suggested to mommy that we don’t go for a top of the line diaper pail. Sure this one probably wont stop the smell of your soaked and yucky diapers, but as I explained to mommy that’s all for the better really. Think about it, in a few days you’ll we back in here, staring at the cute duckies on the wall, bouncing away in a full diapy, and smelling all the diapers you’ve been changed out of, all while that adorably regression nursery gets your further and further away from your big boy life.

Hey don’t get cross with me mister. Plenty of grown men are getting regressed back to babyhood these days. I mean when you move back in to the house you grew up in what are you really telling the world anyway? You might as well move all the way back to a crib and diapers. Just because I recommended it to mom doesn’t mean you get to act naughty around me. Hey look down, do you see that super wet diaper hanging off your hips? Yeah it was dry when I walked in here. You’ve been peeing in it the entire time I’ve been talking. Uh huh and here come the tears. Listen up baby, you need to go downstairs and ask your mommy for a diapy change before she takes you off for the weekend. You don’t worry you silly little head about anything else. The grown ups are here to take care of all these big moves.

Tell me how many month you will you stay in diapers?

sad truth

Why do you "have to" wear diapers?

it's a long story and a lil embarrassing. I'll tell u in dms!

I’ve made a post about this before, but thought it was so unusual, interesting and helpful, that I wanted to mention it again.

HOW TO MAKE A DIAPER FAR MORE ABSORBENT:

Diapers contain plastic polymer as well as the cotton wool like padding. It absorbs over ten times its own weight of water. (My pictures show 20ml of crystals, with 250ml of water added)

You can easily buy this plastic polymer in D.I.Y stores in the garden section.

It’s not only a fantastic way of massively increasing the capacity of a diaper, it saves you money, saves having to change so often, and, most importantly, it swells to give a wonderful squishy feeling (if that’s you’re kinda thing of course)

(Note: you may need a grown up to help with this)

Simply (carefully) seperate the plastic from the cotton inner of a diaper, just wide enough to be able to get a small funnel in. Fluff the diaper and carefully pull the inner material away from the cotton wadding so that the crystals can fall all the way down to the front and middle of the diaper.

Pour the crystals inside (20ml is enough, but if you want to have a bit of fun, you can easily fit 100ml)

The rest is up to you :)

If you have tried this, do please send me an ask mentioning how you got on, i’d love to hear about it (no gross rude details please lol) @daddy-for-my-gf

sog monster been jumping me lately but i'm to embarrassed to post pics 😵‍💫😣

Hello! And yes I'm curious too. Bet many have asked already but.. why do you wear diapers?

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