I Swear If I Get Another Porn Bot Liking My Things And Following Me I’m Going To Cry

God, Ningguang and Beidou are so funny

I like crying like a little piss baby about any media that I consume

Thank you for the tag! I spent a long time thinking about who I liked and ended up with Giyu! Our ship name would probably be like stares awkwardly (I was going to make that my initial username 😅)

Our relationship would probably be like that vine “what do you have in your hands?” “A knife!” “NO!”

He would definitely be my impulse control

We would spend most of our time just like, vibing

Would definitely be that couple at every party that just stays by themselves and like leaves after the food is served

The only thing I can think of that would be bad is that I would get annoyed that he doesn’t talk about how he is feeling and wants to do

We would probably like go out 2 times a month for social activities once we get used to each other

I would definitely force him to come to my house for study dates since I love those!

Tagging: @corpsedoll @cafe-kny @wisteriashouse @bread-papi @dudeandduchess @tengens-bunny and whoever else wants to join!

just another tag game-

I’m super bored, so I decided to do one of these picrew tag games. Create a picture of you and a character you ship yourself with, give your ship a name and some headcanons as to why ya’ll are awesome together! this is the picrew: https://picrew.me/image_maker/399481

(apparently connie’s bold-cut is too good for picrew, but lets just imagine it’s him)

Squid x Connie Springer = Squinnie 

couldn’t be bothered to do any headcanons for mine, but go shoot your shot ;)

I’ll tag: @sleepysnk​, @eremiie​, @callmepromise​  (and of course you don’t have to do this ;3) and anyone else who’d like to do this, plz do!

I love you two! Thank you!

Tagging: @tothemeadow @imightbeagoose @pink-aquaqualle @flamingblinglove @wisteriashouse @adoriable @bunny-writes-stuff @dudeandduchess and everyone else as well!

freeze! you’re under arrest for being so lovely! copy this message to as many blogs that you think deserve it! keep the game going and make others feel beautiful!! 🌺✨🌷🌷✨✨🌸🌸💐✨🌾✨🌷✨✨🌼✨🌸🌷💐✨🌸

Thank you, love! I'm just gonna tag them bc I have a lot of people I wanna give this too 🥺💕

@akyocutiebird @tinytravelerkitten @akazasidechick @eloquence-nebula @boku-no-yaiba @proceeds-to-stare @flamingblinglove @zen1dol @adoriable @giyuuwifey @mommyofthe12kizuki @lyssors @leon-is-a-hoe-for-muzan @bunny-writes-stuff @chickynn @pandabobachan + and anyone I've forgotten! You all deserve this and I luh you 🥺💕

https://youtu.be/kV9iyxHUK4o

OHHH MYYY GODDD

Yup, this is me

Tagging: @corpsedoll @imightbeagoose @tothemeadow @wisteriashouse @bunny-writes-stuff @dudeandduchess @flamingblinglove and whoever else wants to do this!

Choose one picture from ur camera roll without downloading to sum your personality and then rag 5 ppl

@justnerdystuffs @zetrif @lostaff @supremeshogunrj @vincent-van-gtg

Bro I just remembered that she goes through so much shit after this too, like the time skip hasn’t even happened.

Rewatching Fairy Tail and damn, Mashima really had it out for Erza. Honestly like she meets Jellal and all of her old friends again, one of them dies because of Jellal, Jellal “dies”, she “dies”, she sees that Mystogan has Jellal’s face, she gets poisoned and almost has to cut her arm off, and Jellal gets resurrected in the span of like 63 episodes. Like bro, she needs a break from all of this craziness

Is lady Adachi from Ghost of Tsushima.. you know… fruity?

Can always count on you for a like on my posts and let me say first: thank you. Let me say second: how are you SO FAST???

Oh my god, I just gasped when I saw that you messaged me! I should thank you for making good content and reposting it, you shouldn’t thank me! And on how fast I am, because of everything being online and me basically being glued to my phone, I see notifications pop up so I just click it whenever I have time to read through them! Thank you for messaging me!

Oh wow 😳

Since requests are open! I was wondering if you could do maybe brat taming with sugar mommy Kanae! I saw I post about it and I haven’t been able to get it out of my horny mind!

I’m sorry if this is short, but my brain fried and I wasn’t sure where to go with this 😭

‘taken down a notch’ / Kocho K. Reader

warnings: NSFW, mention of sex toys

words: 285

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“Don’t give me attitude like that,” Kanae murmurs, her mouth skimming the shell of your ear. “You want to a brat, huh? Give me lip and expect me to buy you whatever you want?” With a click of her tongue, she pulls away, a slight sneer forming on her pretty face. “Thinking you’re so cute, whining all damn day and wanting to be treated like royalty afterwards.”

You swallow thickly, your desire catching in your throat. Kanae looks simply irresistible like this, her luscious breasts covered in the sheer lace of her bra, erect nipples straining against the fabric. It’s exciting knowing she’s just as turned on as you, yet it’s so fucking frustrating that she keeps up with this high-and-mighty act.

“It’s not my fault that I want what I want,” you hiss, flashing her a smirk. “And it’s certainly not my fault that you give into whatever I want.”

“Listen here,” Kanae warns, her voice dropping low. Reaching forward, she clutches you by the cheeks, effectively pursing your lips shut. “I need you to shut the fuck up, sweets. I’ve just about had it with your haughty attitude.”

You send her a glare and struggle to be free of her grasp, but to no avail. Her grip is surprisingly strong, despite her lithe fingers and slender wrists. From the corner of your eye, you watch as she picks up a long, bright pink vibrator and waves in mockingly in your face.

“Just for that, sweets, I’m going to wreck your mind and having you begging for mercy,” she tells you, voice dripping with a mix of honey and poison. “You want to be a brat? Well, I’ll show how brats are dealt with.”