The way I know my satosugu brainrot is bad bad is that I went to the pharmacy today and saw a black toothbrush next to a white toothbrush and got teary eyed because they reminded me of gojo and geto.
Marlene is constantly doodling and drawing. She's one of the most talented artists Hogwarts had ever seen (which is so unfair according to her friends because how is she sportsy and artsy??) and it drove the girls wiiild. Her converse always had doodled stars, her notebooks were full of sketchss, and her hands would always end up decorated with little drawings by the end of the day. But no one knew about the one sketchbook Marlene had that worked for her like a diary - that's where she drew her thoughts and tried to express her feelings. This is how her notebook progressively got filled with drawings of the Slytherin girl with the dark eyes. At first Malrnene's drawigs of Dorcas were rushed, angry, intense but after some time the lines got softer, and an adoration, a gentleness could be sensed in the way Marlene drew the curve of her neck, her earrings, her beautiful hair
Oikawa is the biggest passenger princess. This man never walks anywhere, but he also refuses to learn how to drive himself (and he doesn't want to admit it's because he's terrified). He ends up calling Iwaizumi to pick him up at the most random hours of the day, too. After practice, when is he exhausted and whiney? I waizumi drives him. He want to leave the club? Iwaizumi is the way to go. Needs a ride back from or to the airport? Iwaizumi not only drives him but wakes him up and is basically the reason Oikawa doesn't miss any for his flights. Wants to go visit his parents? He gives Iwaizumi a bat of his eyelashes, and the man is opening his car door with an eye roll
Pandora is a huuuge greek mythology geek. And by huge, I mean she literally has an atlas tattoo and is actively learning Greek. The first time Lily tried flirting with her she hit Pandora with the "you're as pretty as Aphrodite" because she knew of her huge love for the Greek gods (and how could she not she has the biggest crush on this woman). What she didn't know is the implications of that compliment in the Greek mythology lore, so she just watched Pandora's face turn into an expression of utter horror. Pandora realised that Lily was indeed only trying to flirt with her and not indirectly ruin her life the next day after a chat with Dorcas so she went to find Lily like "heeey funny thing" (Mary was staring daggers at her because Lily ran to her crying)
The Slytherin Skittles have the TIME OF THEIR LIVES bullying little kids on Roblox. Every time Regulus is in a bad mood, he just logs in and makes cocky 12-year-olds cry. The first time James heard him (after he woke up in Reggie's place one day), he was so SHOCKED because he had never heard Regulus-sarcastic-side-remarks-Black curse that much. Also, that kind of online bullying is classical Rosekiller activity. They just get on Tiktok or Twitter and write the most random controversial shit ("yall, i think democracy is kinda overrated??") and watch shit unfold
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Sirius and James had to write an exam on muggle American History and they decided to prepare for it by watching Hamilton repeatedly, multiple times in their dorm the week before said exam and even though Remus really did study a shit ton, when he sat down to write the actual exam the only thing in his brain was godamn "Guns and Ships"
Remus loves horror movies and he tried watching them with Sirius, but Sirius is a scaredy little bitch and always ends up ruining the movie, so now Remus has movie nights with Regulus where they just watch the most unhinged, terrifying shit. Sometimes, Sirius or James will attempt to sit with them and just watch what they're watching, but they always end up living the room absolutely horrified ("Bloody hell James our boyfriends are psychopaths")
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The Secret History, If We Were Villains, The Lies of Licke Lamora, The Pictire of Dorian Gray, Frankestein, metaphors, movies, Berserk and the dynamic between Gryffitj and Guts, homoeroticism and internalised homophobia in mainstream media, Hannibal
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The Slytherin Skittles got really worried at some point by how much caffeine Regulus costumes regularly, so one day Dorcas secretly gave him a decaff coffee, and I kid you not Regulus almost died that day. He couldn't keep his eyes open,he didn't really understand what was going on around him,he didn't make any sarcastic remarks (which had th entirety of Hogwarts l even the teachers lowkey worried for him) and Evan swears he saw him falling asleep on top of the mirror while brushing his teeth.
Hachi is the BIGGEST Ghibil fan. One night, she made Nana watch Howl's Moving Castle with her, and she proceeded to yap endlessly about her huuuge crush on Howl and how much she longed for the love he and Sophie have. Nana acted annoyed, but she was so thoroughly entertained by the way Hachi's eyes lit up and the little bounce and exaggerated hand movements she had while talking about this movie. She ended up buying them matching Howl's Moving Castle inspired rings while trying to act so nonchalant about it too