Literally my wife
hey guys!! so i wanted to make this to like appreciate gwourtney and stuff. this is my first doing a fandom ship week so like bare with me. sorry if the prompts arent good also 😭😭
Day One: (December 9th)
Monsters/Canon Divergence
Day Two: (December 10th)
High School/Music
Day Three: (December 11th)
Horror/First Kiss
Day Four: (December 12th)
Modern/Work
Day Five: (December 13th)
Backrooms/Dream
Day Six: (December 14th)
Alternative Universe/Party
Day Seven: (December 15th)
Free Prompt
if ur gonna participate in this u can either tag me or use the tag #gwourtneyweek2024 !!
(hosted by @minaesh)
THEY WERE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER .
I love them so much omfg. Like, Come to think of it, even if the show didn't make them a couple, people would still ship them, even if it was a rarepair because their dinamic is SOOOO GOOOOD. I don't trust anyone who hates this couple
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mmbabies, if u cant tell i gave up 🙏
I told my students they're allowed to be creative and don't have to be factual when writing about themselves in German because I keep getting questions like "what if I don't have roommates or what if I don't have hobbies" and I'm like guys just make something up! Have fun! I won't fact check you!
So now I am grading homework where a student is claiming to be from North Korea and his hobby is tax fraud
ITS GALLOWEEN!
how i imagine he makes his stupid orders
Mindy when Vicky goes to jail cuz it’s illegal to have a fuckass bob:
I saw a TikTok the other day with several million likes that said something along the lines of “my little sister is a therian and wearing cat ears to school and im so scared for her” and like. Weird video obviously but what really did me in was a comment that said “my younger sister was also a therian, im glad I bullied her out of it, it was for her own good :(“ and it had like several thousand likes. are you people okay. that is such a miserable way of living your life. bullying someone out of doing something is already disgusting but for it to be your younger sister, someone who looks up to you? and for what? because you’re afraid they might get bullied? congratulations! you’ve just become their first bully! you have just mocked and scared them out of a passion or something that brings them joy most likely because YOU’RE embarrassed. what an awful way to live and treat others
Bleeeeeehh
cant believe it took me this long to draw gwourtney
New account new life. Hi.
In my TD period rn, here some food
THEM (but only in S1)
I wouldn’t know as I’ve been stuck at age three for twenty four years now
The only thing worse than having a job is not having a job. And the only thing worse than not having a job is looking for a job. And the only thing worse than looking for a job is being 19 years old.
hey girl peeing hard or hardly peeing
peeing hard sister were cracking that porcelain
draw some courn for the soul
here u go!
I’ve been thinking about total drama island a lot recently.
2000s tuscan home. 🪵
Everyone say thank you american indigenous people for cultivating corn, potatoes, peppers, tomatoes, cacao, pumpkin, squash, and anything i missed. Makes life more meaningful globally
Having conflicting interests is so wired
Like yeah I love fashion and pink, I'm in huge heels and mini skirts and everything should be pink but then I also love four green turtles and I want all of my clothes and my room to reflect how much I love TMNT. And I like also have to constantly take off my cool clothes for skateboarding.
if you abandon gender hard enough you can unlock the secret state of nirvana where all clothes give you the thrill of crossdressing
Hear me out: Duncan's got more homemaker skills than Courtney.
Courtney's parents were always focused on her academic life and career. They got her private tutoring any time she slipped, had her in all advanced classes, and they made sure she never did an extracurricular she couldn't put on a resumé. But they never taught her any regular life skills.
It's not like she's clueless, though. A lot of stuff is common sense. She's too much of a neat freak to have a messy dorm or apartment, and she can do her own laundry, but she can't cook. She ruined her new frying pan the day she bought it trying to make eggs. She doesn't know what to do when her bookshelf collapses the first week of college, and resorts to stacking her books next to her desk. She burns a hole in one of her most professional looking blouses with the iron when she doesn't realise fabric can melt.
So when her favourite jumper begins to unravel, the pale purple one with tiny flowers on the cuffs, she very nearly cries about it. It's just a jumper, but Courtney is nothing if not particular. She knows there's no replacing it.
When she mentions it to Duncan, frustrated and not thinking much of it, he raises an eyebrow and asks why she doesn't fix it, like it's the most obvious thing in the world. The thought hadn't even crossed her mind.
"How would you even begin to fix it? There must be half a foot of wool coming off already, and the hole's in this super awkward place by the elbow."
"So you didn't try?"
Courtney goes a little red in the face at that.
She doesn't expect Duncan to come over the next day with a banged up biscuit tin and ask to take a look at the jumper himself. He inspects the damage, careful not to tug at any of the loose loops of knitting, and looks up at Courtney.
"This is the "huge hole", you mentioned?"
She might have exaggerated a little, but she's emotional about this, damn it. Duncan sighs, and grabs the biscuit tin. He cracks it open to reveal a sewing kit, packed full of loose fabric and needles and threads of every colour.
"This won't take long. Put the coffee pot on."
Courtney bites her tongue about manners and does as she's told, pouring them each a cup while she watches Duncan work.
It shouldn't surprise her that he has this stuff. Most of his clothes look D.I.Y'd somehow, with little tears and patches tacked on. But the scene before her is just so uncharacteristically domestic. He tries mending the hole normally at first, but the yarn keeps fraying when he tries, and he huffs before rummaging through the sewing kit.
When Courtney sets his cup down in front of him, Duncan is sewing what looks like a loose scrap of fabric over the hole.
"I had some blank patches left over and this thing is being a bitch, so it'll have to do."
After some time, he hands the jumper over for Courtney to see. There's an oblong white patch neatly stitched onto the left sleeve, covering the hole, and the elbow entirely. If she didn't know better (and if the other sleeve wasn't blank) Courtney would almost think that the jumper came that way- the evenness of the stitches is shocking.
Courtney blinks. "Where did you learn to do that?"
"My mom. I used to fuck up everything I wore within a week, and she always fixed it. She showed me how to do it myself when I was ten." Duncan takes a sip of his coffee. "You're welcome, by the way."
Courtney rubs the back of her neck sheepishly. "Right, thank you. Really."
"You really didn't think to do it yourself?" Courtney opens her mouth, and it's like Duncan can sense the indignant response before she gets a word out. "I'm not judging, I just figured little miss C.I.T would know how to do this stuff."
She huffs. "Not all of us were burning holes in our shirts before 8th grade."
"It was barbed wire, thank you very much. And it's still a good skill to have."
"My parents were just focused on teaching me other things, and it's not like I ever needed to know before now."
"Uh-huh." Duncan looks at her, thinking.
"I could always teach you anyway?"
"You'd teach me to sew?"
Duncan down at his cup. "Well, not just that, but yeah. I just don't wanna be the one to fix all your shit."
Courtney crosses her arms. "It was one hole in one jumper, Duncan."
"And the bookshelf?"
She flushes. "I just haven't got around to it!"
"Sure you haven't."
Courtney thinks, rubbing the soft wool of her jumper between her fingers. She gets a small hole in one jumper, and suddenly it's like she's hyperaware of how little she knows. Sure, not everyone can sew, but it's not just that. She doesn't want to admit to Duncan how many times she's eaten out this semester after burning her dinner, or how many times she's called Bridgette in a panic over her dishwasher making weird noises.
"...I guess it couldn't hurt. To get a second opinion."
Duncan smiles. "Whatever you say, Princess."
This is the cutest thing ever omg ☺️😭
Nemma is one of my all time favorite canon couples
me reading my own posts: hmm.. That’s an embarrassing thing 2 post on the internet
"why would you WANT to be called it/its" why does anyone want to do anything. stop thinking so hard just live