Cody Is An Alien And He Is Kinda Spacey

gwentney nation

I told my students they're allowed to be creative and don't have to be factual when writing about themselves in German because I keep getting questions like "what if I don't have roommates or what if I don't have hobbies" and I'm like guys just make something up! Have fun! I won't fact check you!

So now I am grading homework where a student is claiming to be from North Korea and his hobby is tax fraud

🩶Gwourtney!💙 (Art by deadpansquid)

I’m gonna physically implode if I don’t peruse at lease one of my interests. Like, what do you MEAN I like so many things at once that I just do none of them???

COURTNEYYY

free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it

The things you do sometimes…

,,Is there anything so undoing as a daughter?" Yeah man, being the daughter

Do you have any duncney as parents of a new born headcannons?

I’ve had Duncney parent HCs but let’s see what I can think of for a newborn specifically 😇

Courtney has a schedule planned out when she and the baby come home. Clearly it doesn’t go as planned as you simply cannot plan for this 😅

Duncan is in charge or changing diapers in the middle of the night because Courtney is in charge of feeding. It evens it out somewhat.

You will always find parent duncney with a baby monitor in hand. Sometimes you’ll find one of them passed out with the monitor to their ear.

Courtney tears up when their baby has to get their shots. Duncan would be lying if he said it also didn’t get to him— he also had to restrain from punching the doctor.

Courtney refuses to be in the passenger seat for a while. You will always find her in the back with the baby.

Duncan never gets used to Courtney pumping lmao

Duncan definitely steals diapers and wipes from the hospital.

Courtney’s parents buy the baby a gold bracelet with the baby’s name on it.

Duncan’s mom is offering to babysit like every single day.

Duncan refuses to miss out on any appointments for the baby.

mmbabies, if u cant tell i gave up 🙏