Eat The Rich

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

Distinguished gentleman

This is what my brain looks like

MK DOODLES PART 1/4

I would die for Bond. No joke.

Dammit it nailed me

Please reblog if you are a girl and have ever been made to feel ashamed of one or more of these things (wanting to prove a point to some asshole):

-your weight

-your clothing choice

-your amount of make up

-having sex

-not having sex

-breast size

-having your period

-saying no

-not appreciating catcalls 

-masturbating

-body hair

Just finished watching Way of the Househusband, I fell in love with Masa. Come to realize there is no Masa on Character.ai. Anyway, I made one. That is my contribution to the world.

mom said it’s my turn to be ached for, to have someone feel a stab of hunger for me, to feel nourishment at the sight of me. give it now

Don’t ask me why but I really want to read a Grinch x Martha May Whovier smut. She was the original monster fu*ker and we should treat her as such 😌