HERE’S THE FUNNIEST TWEETS I’VE SEEN SO FAR BECAUSE EVERYONE DESERVES TO SEE THEM

something about eddie starting the episode by saying he wants chris to choose him and ending the episode by saying ermmm acktually, i'm not giving you a choice you're my son! you're with me!! and the possibility for a parallel with buck and sitting, waiting, wanting buck to choose him and then saying, fuck it, you're coming with me, you're my wife!!!

Someone will always point out that Dick and Kory have something more going on between them within 5 minutes of watching them. First Donna, then Blackfire, now Jinx.

The chemistry is just there.

Chris: Can Buck come live with us? Eddie: Of course he can, we just have to wait for his lease to finish up first. Buck: Wait a second, don't I get an opinion? Chris & Eddie: No. Buck, pouting: Fine. Not like I would've said no or anything.

I have never loved Wilhelm more than the moment he got so stressed out he climbed on a table and just crouched up there while yelling at his mother like a little monarchy-ending gargoyle

there is actually nothing more iconic than abc snatching up 911 after fox cancelled it, only for them to immediately have buck dump his girlfriend and then give him a bisexual arc. ✨

“i wouldn’t want to piss off her ex: the lord” bobby if firefighting stops working for you you have a great career in comedy

#Guess who's the only one allowed to stay

Remember when Gwen kissed Merlin when she thought he died? What if it was Arthur in his stead and Merlin is in Gwen's?

Merlin: [ kisses Arthur but pulls away quickly ] I'm sorry! I thought you were dead.

Arthur: [ stares for a second before lying down and closing his eyes again ] (+_+)

Merlin: ...What the hell are you doing?

Arthur: [ puckers up his lips with his eyes still closed ] Oh no, I'm dead. I will need another— no, wait. I demand many kisses.

Merlin: You prat, this is serious!

Arthur: Just shut up and kiss me again.

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BUCK: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we two supposedly straight firefighters who are raising a child together? Who knows.

“A toothbrush?” Hen repeats, eyebrows high and tone extremely dubious.

“A toothbrush,” Eddie confirms.

“Your girlfriend broke up with you because of a toothbrush?” Ravi clarifies, he’s not the only one seeking that clarification either, Eddie can tell he beat Chim to the question only because he didn’t have his mouth full.

“Yes,” Eddie confirms (again), sounding a little more disgruntled this time about it.

Chim finally swallows his mouthful to ask, “Is this like a metaphor?”

Eddie shrugs. “I don’t know.” And he doesn’t, that’s the thing. He’s got no damn idea why a toothbrush (of all things) had Marisol breaking things off before they’d even really gotten started.

“I’m going to need more than this,” Hen says. “What kind of toothbrush?”

Exasperated, all Eddie can say is, “I don’t know - a toothbrush.”

“I mean,” Chim says thoughtfully, “did she not like the colour? Were the bristles too hard? Maybe it wasn’t about the toothbrush but the toothpaste on the brush - do you have weird toothpaste taste?”

That earns Chim a confused look from everyone but he just shrugs which Eddie finds fair because he honestly doesn’t know. “I don’t have weird toothpaste,” Eddie defends.

“I like your toothpaste,” Buck announces, dropping down into the chair beside Eddie. “Why are we talking about Eddie’s toothpaste?”

“We’re talking about Eddie’s toothbrush,” Hen clarifies and even as she does, she looks like she can’t believe that’s a sentence she’s found herself saying.

“Eddie’s toothbrush?” Buck repeats, sounding just as confused as when he thought they were talking about toothpaste.

“Not my toothbrush,” Eddie groans. “It wasn’t even mine!”

“Wait,” and this comes from Bobby who looks as though he can’t believe he’s joining in this conversation, “Marisol broke up with you because of Christopher’s toothbrush?”

“Marisol broke up with you?” Buck says, “Sorry man.”

Eddie waves off Buck’s words, he’s not all that broken up about it honestly, just genuinely stuck on how a toothbrush could possibly be reason enough to break up with someone. “No it wasn’t Chris’ toothbrush, Jesus.”

“I’m so confused,” Buck said.

“Me too,” added Ravi.

But Hen, Hen had a look on her face and there was a note in her voice he couldn’t identify as she asked, “Whose toothbrush was it?”

“Buck’s.”

And Eddie has no idea why that is suddenly explanation enough for everyone.

Well except Buck.