Thought Of The Day:

I, of mostly sound body and spirit, request that if I’m ever to die, someone post a new work on my AO3 that says “sorry, she died, ongoing stories postponed forever” because don’t I want my fanfic buddies to think I ghosted them. Amen or whatever you say in a will.

This just reminded me of the story of sun and moon,but I'm happy this one ends well!

When the sky married the night🌙

y’all expose yourselves and take this fanfic test i was just forced to by an irl so now i’m making you too

this is what happens when you try to reinvent the wheel.

it invites comparisons… and as we can see here, it has failed to deliver.

no shade WHATSOEVER to tom. but in these two promo shots are a WHOLE lot of other people. costumers, hair and makeup artists, photographers, lighting specialists, director, editors. and the shot on the right misses the mark so badly it physically HURTS. all those people had one fucking job and they screwed it up, and let tom and LOKI and all of us down.

LOKI’s expression is SO commanding and powerful on the left for the original avengers 2012 promo photo. his pose is slightly off square, it’s more dynamic and shows off his costume much better. his torso looks strong and imposing, and the width of his chest and more narrow waist contrast each other just as they do in real life. the lighting is also much more effective, with the classic rembrandt light on his face and the edge lights haloing his shoulders and arms, and coat on the left. he looks strong, vital, intelligent, powerful, in control. the way his left fist is slightly lifted gives a sense of energy, motion. and of course the sceptre leading off the frame brings the eye into his body and up to his face. his hair is of course accurate for the person we were shown in the movie, and styled as expected. each hand is doing something different and even if he wasn’t holding anything the angle would mean we would see a different surface of each fist or hand, and that would keep the interest. his expression is compelling as fuck, there is tension in the mouth without pinching, and you get a real sense of THREAT, someone to be respected and reckoned with. which is exactly who LOKI is. whoever edited this image knows what colours LOKI’s armour is, and made sure the edit delivered. BLACK, GREEN, GOLD. beautiful, and good rendering of the intricate detail in his vambraces and other metal details. even the helm is carefully presented. a highly respectful representation of a beloved and important character. bravo.

in the series promo shot on the right, LOKI’s body is fully square to the camera so it has no sense of poised energy, no motion. he’s just… standing there. his fists are more relaxed and shot from the thumb surface which makes his hands look small and uninteresting (a crime where tom hiddleston is concerned). the lighting is poorly executed, they have tried for the rembrandt angle but missed it. too much light on his left side and not enough on his right cheek. the edge lighting is also weak on his right shoulder and the bottom of his coat fades into the background, making him seem wider than he is through the body. also the fit is not great. his lapels kind of hang straight down instead of laying flat on the slope of his chest. LOKI is lean and toned, but this shot makes him look frumpy. unacceptable. due to the angle and relatively flat lighting we can’t see the shape of his figure, or the textures in his costume, which takes away from his power and strength, diminishes his energy and intensity. his hair is… not good. it’s meant to be the SAME as the 2012 poster, since this is the exact SAME person and the same moment in his life? but it’s too short, too puffy, and the style is just wrong. and finally the expression they directed him to assume is pinched, ambiguous, and not strong. rather than seeming powerful, the set of his shoulders is weak and loose. and we ALL know tom can look like anything at all he wants to look like. this is terrible direction and poor photographic execution. and finally (again) the edit is a weird colour, too blue, too desaturated. where is the burnished gold? the contrast between the green wool and the smooth black leather? i kinda wish they just gave him a long mirror and remotely operated selfie camera and told him to go for it on his own. RIP LOKI, you deserve SO much more care and respect than this shoddy attempt. aren’t these people industry professionals for fucks sake? REPRESENT OMG.

#why yes i am a photographer why do you ask? #being a photographer i know that lighting, angles, posing, directing, and editing makes or breaks a shot and THEY SHOULD KNOW IT TOO #seriously i cannot believe they had tom fucking hiddleston dressed as fucking LOKI of ASGARD and they fucked it up THIS badly #yes i know these aren’t the tags #feel free to leave your thoughts below, all respectful remarks welcome postscript: evidence that tom is still PERFECTLY capable of looking EXACTLY like the LOKI we all remember. exhibit A - a shot from his 39th birthday party on set, after day 1 of filming had completed. and i ask you - WHERE WAS THIS LOKI IN THE SERIES? and he wasn’t even TRYING to be LOKI in this BTS footage. with the pale makeup, the LONG flicked hair, and the correctly fitting armour? because he certainly didn’t appear on disney plus. WTF disney seriously??? GIVE HIM BACK!!!

That one JK Rowling as Rita Skeeter in our world theory:

An infamous serial killer retires from killing and writes award winning crime novels that tell the story of his own murders, and he leaves a subtle confession within his books.

I was yesterday playing with those quotes generator and this was the result.... (a few of them sounded pretty in-character for me and others just sounded something straight out of au`s where they just flipped the table or switched the personality. At least I got good laugs and could sleep well).

Just realized that the reason I love making friends on tumblr is because it’s exactly how you make friends on the playground as a six year old. No, I don’t know their name but they love mermaids too and built this awesome sand castle. No, I don’t know their age but their imaginary cheetah is friends with mine. You like this show? You like this character?? You can sing the theme song really loud??? Here is a flower crown. Here is a juice box. You can share my time and I might never see you again but part of you stays in my soul forever. In my mind we’re still on the swing set and the sky is blue and nothing will ever be wrong again.

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

Claude Monet, from a letter to Camille Pissaro, featured in Monet By Himself: Paintings, Drawings, Pastels, Letters