I Hate When I Send Someone A Meme In Another Language And They're Like "uhm... Translate? 😒" Fucker

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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2 months ago

Ils dit qu’il a crĂ©e le trope de deus ex machina pour un raison

Petard mais Euripide a un problÚme de fanservice tel que les ewoks de Star Wars c'est rien a cÎté.

Si on écoute les headcanons du mec

- en faite HĂ©lĂšne n'est jamais allĂ© Ă  Troy. c'est une image d'HĂ©lĂšne créée par Zeus qui a Ă©tĂ© emmenĂ© la bas. Donc les autres tragĂ©diens rageux vous ĂȘtes priĂ© d'arrĂȘter de la cancel.

- Iphigénie ? la best girl? sacrifiée sur un bûcher par son pÚre ? En faite Artemis l'a sauvé et l'a remplacé par une biche. Et du coup son frÚre Oreste la retrouvera plus tard en vie. Et avec Electre, ils auront donc le droit à un happy ever after, parce que c'est comme ça que se terminent les tragédies grecques normalement. Tout est logique ya rien a voir merci. 

T'as du bol d'ĂȘtre un tragĂ©dien grecque frĂ©rot, parce que que si tu Ă©crivais aujourd'hui, tu te ferais roast sur les rĂ©seaux sociaux.


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4 months ago
The French Word For Résumé Is Not Even Résumé Btw

The french word for résumé is not even résumé btw

3 months ago
I Have To Ask, What Is His Real Hair Colour?

I have to ask, what is his real hair colour?

Currently or naturally?

4 months ago
Le Comte De Monte Cristo / The Count Of Monte Cristo (2024)
Le Comte De Monte Cristo / The Count Of Monte Cristo (2024)

Le comte de Monte Cristo / The count of Monte Cristo (2024)

4 months ago
Me When People Ask Me How To Say "I Don't Care" In French

me when people ask me how to say "I don't care" in french

A table with 7 columns classifying an exhaustive number of ways of saying "I don't care" in French, based on how common, vulgar and funny they each are. 

Column 1: Socially acceptable and common:
-Je m’en fiche
-J’en ai rien à faire*
(*less formal variation of “Je n’en ai rien à faire” which still belongs to this category)

Column 2: Vulgar and common enough to not be shocking:
-Je m’en fous
-(J’en ai) rien à foutre

Column 3: More vulgar, and common with a ‘teenage’ connotation:
-(Je)* m’en tape
-(Je) m’en branle
-(Je) m’en balec’
-(Je) m’en bats les couilles
-(J’en ai) rien à battre
-(J’en ai) rien à branler
-”Balec’”
(* omitting “je” is frequent and makes the expression even less formal)

Column 4: ‘Familiar’ (only somewhat vulgar, completely informal) and uncommon enough to be considered somewhat funny:
-J’en ai* rien à carrer
-J’en ai* rien à cirer
-Je m’en tamponne (le coquillard)
-Je m’en balance
-J’en ai* rien Ă  pĂ©ter
(* can be replaced with “Je n’en ai rien à 
” to give it a formal connotation, in which case the expression belongs to category 6)

Column 5: Socially acceptable and uncommon/formal enough to be considered funny:
-Je m’en contrefiche
-Je m’en soucie comme d’une guigne
-J’en ai rien à fiche

Column 6: Vulgar and uncommon, somewhat formal:
-Je m’en contrefous

Column 7: Socially acceptable and very uncommon / very formal, enough to sound snobbish (and therefore a bit funny):
-Peu m’importe
-Il m’importe peu
-Je n’en ai cure
-Je ne m'en soucie guĂšre

(description:)

The IASIP meme of Charlie Kenny gesturing wildly at a conspiracy board, with the second picture added to his papers - the second picture being a table with 7 columns classifying an exhaustive number of ways of saying "I don't care" in French, based on how common, vulgar and funny they each are.

Column 1: Socially acceptable and common: -Je m’en fiche -J’en ai rien à faire* (*less formal variation of “Je n’en ai rien à faire” which still belongs to this category)

Column 2: Vulgar and common enough to not be shocking: -Je m’en fous -(J’en ai) rien à foutre

Column 3: More vulgar, and common with a ‘teenage’ connotation: -(Je)* m’en tape -(Je) m’en branle -(Je) m’en balec’ -(Je) m’en bats les couilles -(J’en ai) rien à battre -(J’en ai) rien à branler -”Balec’” (* omitting “je” is frequent and makes the expression even less formal)

Column 4: ‘Familiar’ (only somewhat vulgar, completely informal) and uncommon enough to be considered somewhat funny: -J’en ai* rien Ă  carrer -J’en ai* rien Ă  cirer -Je m’en tamponne (le coquillard) -Je m’en balance -J’en ai* rien Ă  pĂ©ter (* can be replaced with “Je n’en ai rien Ă  
” to give it a formal connotation, in which case the expression belongs to category 6)

Column 5: Socially acceptable and uncommon/formal enough to be considered funny: -Je m’en contrefiche -Je m’en soucie comme d’une guigne -J’en ai rien à fiche

Column 6: Vulgar and uncommon, somewhat formal: -Je m’en contrefous

Column 7: Socially acceptable and very uncommon / very formal, enough to sound snobbish (and therefore a bit funny): -Peu m’importe -Il m’importe peu -Je n’en ai cure -Je ne m'en soucie guùre


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4 months ago

Bonne pointe. Pour moi l’instinct et l’intuition sont trĂšs similaires done je n’ai pas pensĂ© d’ĂȘtre vigilant de leur diffĂ©rences. Je pense que l’intuition est un chose plus appris que l’instincte. Je vue l’instinct comme plus concernĂ© avec la survie et sĂ©curitĂ© que l’intuition qui est plus la compĂ©tence inconsciente basĂ©e dans les expĂ©riences prĂ©cedentes dans la vie. Merci :D.

En anglais:

Good point. I think of instinct and intuition very similarly so I was not particularly vigilant of their differences. I consider intuition as something more learnt than instinct. Instinct I view as more concerned with survival than intuition which is more unconscious competence based on previous experiences in life. Thanks :D.

Pour vous c'est quoi l'intuition ? Illustrez.

4 months ago
ScienceEtonnante
YouTube
Des vidéos pour raconter la science étonnante, amusante, passionnante et stupéfiante ! Retrouvez moi aussi sur mon blog "Science étonnante"

Chaßne youtube de vulgarisation scientifique. Crée et animée par David Louapre, chercheur en Sciences physiques. Les sujets abordés concernent essentiellement la physique mais aussi la biologie, la chimie, les maths ou les sciences humaines.

BibliothĂšque des CĂŽtes d'Armor

2 months ago
Uni.
Uni.
Uni.
Uni.

Uni.

2 months ago

french trans people on 31st march

Cartapus, l'espionne dans Astérix et Obélix : Mission Cléopùtre, regarde en haut à droite, et dit "On me voit"

french trans people on 1st April

Cartapus, l'espionne dans Astérix et Obélix : Mission Cléopùtre, regarde en bas à gauche, et dit "On ne me voit plus"
2 months ago

frenchblr or rather french tumblr is there a french community? less on the side of french learners community more on the side of french blogs i.e. ppl posting in french whether it's native speakers or not? i'd love to frenchify my dash more for immersion but it's so hard to find blogs

frenchblr ou plutot les francophones sur tumblr y a-t-il une communaute francaise ? pas necessairement pour ceux qui apprennent la langue en ce qui concerne astuces et conseils mais j'aimeria trouver des personnes qui publient en francais que ce soit les natives ou les apprenants ? j'aimerais bien suivre plus de blog francophones afin d'augmenter l'immersion


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pratiquecompte - occasionnellement bilingue, souvent perplexe
occasionnellement bilingue, souvent perplexe

J’utiliserai ce blog pour pratiquer mon français. Toute critique constructive est bienvenue. DĂ©solĂ©.e en avance pour ma grammaire. J’aime le manga, le judo, les sciences physiques, l’histoire, et la mythologie.

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