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I had a dream that the king and the queen of a small country had a daughter. They needed a son, a first-born son, so in secret, without telling anyone of their child’s gender, they travelled to the nearby woods that were rumoured to house a witch.

They made a deal with that witch. They wanted a son, and they got one. A son, one made out of clay and wood, flexible enough to grow but sturdy enough to withstand its destined path, enchanted to look like a human child. The witch asked for only one thing, and that was for their daughter.

They left the girl readily.

The witch raised her as her own, and called her Thyme. The princess grew up unknowing of her heritage, grew up calling the witch Mama, and the witch did her very best to earn that title.

She was taught magic, and how to forage in the woods, how to build sturdy wooden structures and how to make the most delicious stews. The girl had a good life, and the witch was pleased.

The girl grew into a woman, and learned more and more powerful magics, grew stronger from hauling wood and stones and animals to cook, grew smarter as the witch taught her more.

She learned to deal with the people in the villages nearby, learned how to brew remedies and medicines and how to treat illness and injury, and learned how to tell when someone was lying. 

Every time the pair went into town, the people would remark at just how similar Thyme was to her mother. 

(Thyme does not know who and what she is. She does not know that she was born a princess, that she was sold. She only knows that one night after her mother read her a story about princesses and dragons, her mother had asked her if she ever wanted to be a princess.)

((Thyme only knows that she very quickly answered no. She likes being a witch, thank you very much, she likes the power that comes with it and the way that she can look at things and know their true nature.))

The witch starts preparing the ritual early, starts collecting the necessities in the winter so they can be ready by the fall equinox. Her daughter helps, and does not ask what this is for, just knows that it is important.

The witch looks at Thyme, both their hands raised into the air over a complicated array of plants, tended carefully to grow into a circle, and says, sorry.

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I think the last option makes the most sense, but personally I think it’s that the planet that was destroyed was the lantern’s jurisdiction and he died before being able to tell the rest of Oa. They might be on their way, but most likely it would take some time, given that the conquering the the planets is very recent, still nothing yet, but soon.

That might also be true for the hawk people, with them most likely escaping since we saw they had times to make carving of the event and are also probably on their way.

Also I think that computer was the most life given the fact that he could cry.

I don't know a ton about the Green Lanterns. I know some but not nearly as much as other areas of the DCU. I hope that someone who does know them well enough can help me figure this out.

So the GL corps sent a Lantern to stop Brainiac's invasion and Brainiac made Kara kill it and turn the last remnants of it's consciousness into a hologram copy.

But the ring still works for the hologram copy? How does that work? I thought they were powered up by the wearer's strong will. How can he have enough of a will to make the ring work if he's just an echo of what he once was? Is there a precedence for something like that in the comics?

The Lantern corps would have sent more Lanterns if one of them were killed on their mission right? But if Kara had wiped them all out wouldn't Oa be on her list on conquered planets?

Or do you think there ARE more Green lanterns on the way? That they're currently just strategizing a way to beat Kara and Brainiac's Empire.

Or do you think Brainiac is allowing the holographic copy to have just enough will to use the ring and send messages back to Oa to tell them, the situation is being handled, don't send anyone else, until Brainiac is ready to lure more out.

I don’t know who se was but the image of putting this made me laugh…

Anyways, Fall

It’s destiny

I now know how MAWS Lex is gonna go bald

The realization came upon finding out he has the same English VA as him

I like the idea that Billy and Marvel are completely separate beings but still act the same so almost every interaction is just

Billy (Golf announcer voice): And there goes Two face, or now both one face as they take the lead on the three legged race. Unfortunate that a good man like Harvey Dent became such a violent criminal after his accident.

Marvel (Also in Golf announcer voice): It comes from his unassisted D.I.D., which he most likely hid as it developed as D.I.D. is seen in quite a negative within modern society, leaving many ostracized and falling through the cracks of medical assistance, instead of being helped to not cure it but to assist in living with it.

Billy: Well said Marvel, now it looks like they’re trying to take a leap and-

Both half’s of Two Face fall knocking down most of the others like dominos

Billy and Marvel: (Trying their hardest to not laugh and failing miserably.

I just remembered an idea I had where a bunch of DC characters who are kinda like 2 people in 1 body get temporarily separated, without any of the consequences that would normally come with that. They are then put into sort of game show to see how well they work together with their ‘other half’, and it is broadcasted across the world.

People like Etigran, Two Face, Creeper and more all get seperated. Some challenges they face include the newly wed game, three legged races, and various other cooperative games.

There’s tons of arguments, fighting, and a general lack of beating any challenges.

Billy and Captain Marvel work together so beautifully that whoever started the whole thing decided they didn’t need to keep playing so they spend rest of the game narrating together like those sports announcers. Billy’s a radio host and has great chemistry with Marvel so they’re extremely entertaining.

Occasionally they will take a few minutes to roast the contestants kind of like those old muppet men. It’s great and the viewers love it so much they forget their shock over the whole ‘Captain Marvel is using a young boy as his host/anchor to this realm’ thing.

Multiple contestants try to kill their other half. When they fail Billy and Marvel say “Womp womp” in sync.

Love the image, but I like the idea better if it only happens when he’s not being the billionaire playboy

If My Adventures with Superman is going to keep trying to flex their anime influence, they gotta make Bruce Wayne look like Rob Pattinson mixed with Tatsu from Way of the Househusband

Fall

Holy shit, ghangst

So we have Ghast angst now, apparently

YES! Health relationships.

Haven’t collabed with @renconner in a long while for a mini comic (minus our big one, Instinct). We were talking about one of Stan’s lowest moments involving being outside with that damn sign, so we decided to make a comic with Stan remembering it. I’ve also kinda of assumed Filbrick would lie to Ford about what’s going on with Stan (Stan probably did too to some extent).

I thought Stan was going to tell him how to bully them with kys too.

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

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