Lord Havelock Vetinari / Carrot Ironfoundersson
playing his dress up games
This save slot was labelled "Mary", which could be any Mary, but who I really meant was Mary Crawford, from Jane Austen's Mansfield Park. I absolutely dig her, conniving (and surprisngly chill) little gold-digging bitch that she is.
The dress and jewelry, equal parts youthful and classy, are perfect for blaspheming in a chapel or cracking an anal sex joke at the dinner table, all the while smiling chastely :3
I was going to let Fanny Price have this beautiful spring dress, but she's probably object on grounds of the scandalous neckline, the lace and the sleeves (or lack thereof???).
(Disclaimer disclaimer nothing I do is historically accurate I don't have enough spoons for that)
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My fellow Hong Kongers, can you hear the sound of Greensleeves?
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but no yeah lets have the conversation:
"the CEO doesnt want to run that kind of website" Excuse, shouldnt have bought the 'go nuts show nuts whatever' website if thats the case. APPEAL DENIED
"we have to follow the TOS of the appstores we're hosted on" Excuse item one, no you dont, item two, you have since those days implimented infrastructure that would allow pornography and sex work on this platform Without violating TOS of any applicable app store. APPEAL DENIED
"we own the site we get to make the rules" Incorrect, this site has only ever made profit when the users willed it. we collectively own the site as a hive mind and no legal change in ownership will change that. APPEAL DENIED
"we have to keep this website safe for the children who use it" Argument based on fallacy banning pornography and sex workers does not prevent pornography and sex work from occuring on the site, it only forces aforementioned users to hide and avoid labling their content appropriately, which REDUCES the safety for children and sex workers alike instead of increasing it, this has been shown to the point that making this argument at all is tantamount to admiting fascist intent APPEAL DENIED
First things first, call me Audrey (or Janneke) welcome to my blog!
I moved blogs... which I ought to have done years ago. If you're looking for my old stuff, @pourablecat's the place. (It's a side blog, which means I can't do anything with it :P)
Right now I'm into Discworld, Dungeon Meshi, Witch Hat Atelier, and Infinity Nikki. Please feel free to drop into inbox for a good yap over virtual tea and biscuits if you're into any of that ^o^
(Yes my fave is Madam Meserole yes I know she only appears in one book let me dream)
On the topic of Discworld, may I shamelessly promote... the Discworld Community server? Aside from yapping all day about the books, we have game nights, movie nights, audiobook nights, a book club, an art club, and So Many Fanwork Events.
Since save slot #1 is named Mary after Mary Crawford, save slot #2 is named Fanny after Fanny Price, protagonist of Mansfield Park, foil of wicked, uncle-badmouthing, gold-fishing Mary.
The Endless Longing shawl goes very well with that one white sundress to produce a sort of movingly pretty but also kind of sickly effect, because Fanny can and will drop dead without her Daily Horse Rides. The neckline is a tad low, but nothing can't be solved with the Aurosa collar. (Bonus: it comes with a little necklace, just like the chain she hung her crush's cross on)
Fanny might strike one as having a stick up her arse, but she's one of my favourites among the Austen protagonists. It's something about slowly but surely growing a backbone in an increasingly disillusioning world while never losing hold of her compassion.
🪻Audrey/Janneke/Yams🪻🪻Any pronouns, not a minor🪻🪻Proud resident of Ankh-Morpork🪻🪻I like to pretend I could draw/write🪻
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