Pierre: Charles, I Don't Think You Get It Yet. You Are Il Predestinato, You Are Ferrari's Favorite Son.

will buxton i find your love of twinkies and twizzlers incredibly endearing but that does not mean i want to hear ferruccis comments on it

Kmag and Nico committed absolute atrocities in a team wid the aerodynamic budget of 3 unripe peaches, a pit wall that cud be assembled by a child, a pit crew that was sometimes uncertain of constituted, in fact, a tire, an unhinged team principal who called them 'wankers' on several occasions, an energy drink sponsor that branded itself #BetterThanRedBull , was not available for purchase anywhere in this mortal realm, and whose twitter acc called the haas car ((that haas was paying it to sponsor)) a MILK float. They saw that and accepted the vision, not because they hoped for wins, or podiums, or God forbid, a working race strategy, they did that because that was America's team. That was gene haas' dream. Because in Canada, 2024, they sent both drivers out in full wets, overtook half the grid, and then immediately fucked it all up wid an 8 second pit stop. 10 cars in 6 laps. For nothing. Neither of them even finished in the points. Kmag told Nico to suck his balls in 2017 and 4 years later Nico wud park himself in front of bitches just so Kmag wud go ahead and target the men in front of him like he worked for Lockheed martin. This was perhaps one of the most important, significant, life altering driver pairings of current Formula 1. And I thank them for their service, and I´ll never forget it.

In front of my timeline?

George rocking the Carmen Sandiego fit 😭

me and Who

max verstappen getting a 10 second penalty (he went to the chosen school of idgaf)

KEVIN MAGNUSSEN gives baby Laura a piggyback ride and a kiss (2022.07.13 via Louise Magnussen’s IG Stories)

“pato win” this, “newgarden 3peat” that, idc colton herta 27th to 1st all andretti podium

louis foster i will fistfight you let that man PASS

kevin magnussen is quoted, multiple times, as saying that there are multiple interesting projects at work in F1. he said in mexico that his career "isn't definitely over". he has invested into his PR game, he has been damn secretive about his plans for the future.

today F1 announced that we will be getting an 11th team on the grid in 2026.

kevin please. I need you in one of those seats. right now.