Who At Haas Sold Their Soul To The Devil So They Could Get A Deal With TOYOTA I Really Wanna Know

saw this template and couldnt NOT make an f1 post about it

template from @depsidase !

the way esteban and pierre have posted pictures from the podium at least 6 times EACH and i eat it up every time oh how i hate french people

Sketches by A.K. MacDonald, 1932

“f1 is the pinnacle of motorsports” does ANY f1 track have a giant spider statue? I didn’t think so

I see your “Paul is Pokotho’s favorite” theory and raise you “Paul is Pokotho’s nemesis”

So here’s the thing about Pokey: he hates any voice that isn’t his own. He sees Hatchetfield and all their drama and he feels superior because he KNOWS there’s not a single person in this world whose part he can’t play better than them.

He knows their little wants and deepest desires. He understands their character motivations more deeply than those miserable ants ever could. 

Except here’s the thing. Thousands of timelines, countless different scenarios he and his brothers have dreamed up, and in all of that there’s still one question that remains unanswered:

Who the fuck is Paul?

No seriously who the hell is this guy. Like, he’s in every story but what’s his deal. What does Paul want? He wants a date with a barista. And seemingly, that’s it.

Great. Fucking riveting.

The man is nothing, he’s set dressing, he’s a total non sequitur. Plot threads walk up to him and he goes “no thanks I have better things to do” and prattles off

He doesn’t have better things to do. He never has better things to do. He’s going to go home and browse Wikipedia for an hour and then go to bed. Pokey goddamn checked. 

Even in the universe where he gets replaced with a goddamn time traveling clone, that clone’s ambition start and end with marrying that same fucking barista because he is seemingly programmed in his DNA to be BORING

He doesn’t even like musicals, the uncultured cuck.

But now Paul’s gone and made Pokey waste valuable brainpower pondering the inner life of stupid nothing mortal like he’s fucking Tinky. And Pokey’s not gonna stand for that kind of slight. 

Paul’s just like every other worthless person in his universe and Pokey’s going to prove it. He’ll wrench a story from Paul’s bloody corpse if it’s the last thing he’ll ever do. 

And he’s going to do it in SONG

i take back everything i said fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck let that swedish boy through

so help me indycar gods one more event of bad luck on andretti and i become a palou fan idc

"cars always look 25% faster and sound 25% louder at night"

"then you better raise your voice, because here comes max verstappen"

crofty my king that was hot as fuck

Susie Wolff as the Empress (redraw):

The Empress is a mother, a creator, and nurturer. She can represent the creation of life, romance, art, or business. The Empress can represent the germination of an idea before it is ready to be fully born, and the need to be receptive to change.

The Empress is representative of the productivity of the subconscious, seeded by ideas.

She is the symbol of the feminine principle - a representation of venus and mother earth. She is nurturing, and a provider.

There is something to her that suggests a mother figure as well.

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when i hate on a team its completely fact based and justified. when anyone hates on my team its because they are just too beautiful and have too much love in their hearts and everyone is jealous of this

if there's one thing in this world you can count on, it's haas fucking up kevin's races. hearing "I don't care" from kev's mouth? about racing? you've absolutely fucked him.