I’ve Been Thinking A Lot About Destiel, Since One Of My Friends Said That She Can Just As Easily Ship

Remus Lupin is coded as gay and it’s still super jarring and disappointing to me that he isn’t gay in canon, and his marriage to Tonks feels shoehorned.

Lainey Molnar

hamilton but college au :D

OMG i didn’t know things like this were possible

But honestly… I’m in love!!

die wilden hühner: torte x willi (inspired by this amazing fic by @theuncannybalth) source: x x x x x 

jk rowling: look at all these canon straight couples i made!

literally everyone:

A version of BBC Merlin where Arthur is related to both sisters by way of their mother, like in most of the legends. Arthur gets an absolute KICK out of telling potential suitors that one of his sisters is a lesbian but he won’t tell them which one, so these poor fuckers are left shooting in the dark. They assume that maille-wearing, tourney-fighting, murder-happy Morgause is the lesbian, and pretty, dainty, decorous Morgana is straight, but then they get shot the FUCK down when they try it. Morgana pulls a dinner knife on one of said poor bastards when he touches her shoulder, and then she has to go hunt down her fucking dumbass of a brother and tell him slowly and clearly, “If you do not tell these motherfuckers that I am a lesbian and to not flirt with me, I will tell Morgause to finish what she started in the tourney ring and I will mount your stupid head above my fireplace for Gwen and I to throw stuff at.” Arthur still doesn’t tell them. And when they come crawling away from Morgause’s wrath after trying to put the moves on her, they’re like, “I thought you said only one of them was a lesbian?” and Arthur, the little bastard, just smiles and says, “I did. Morgause is ace.” And then Merlin smacks him upside the head.

Honestly, the biggest crime the BBC Merlin fandom has ever committed is portraying Merlin as some kind of homely loser nerd who somehow got the popular jock. Merlin is canonically hot. He has fifty boyfriends, plus Mary from the tavern was like, “Arthur who” as soon as she saw those dimples. That boy could get it from anyone he liked. Arthur wishes he could be that sexy while tripping over his own feet. 

Best of Hitzewelle-Tipps 1973:

Ziemlich Beschissen

Stirn abwischen

Ich habe eine Bockwurst gegessen

Deo unter die Achseln und s°nst ªm gªnzen Kőrper~

Sie soll'n Arbeiten gehen, dann ham Sie was zu Tun

Langsam denken

Hut (sonst wird das Gehirn weich)

Hab grade das hier in unserem Kühlschrank gefunden und musste lachen.

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