The Beautiful Covers For The Stories In The 10th Doctor And River Song Series

OK, so it's like this:

Jim Jiminez, our lord and savior the canonically nonbinary pirate.

Izzy Hands -> Trans man

Edward Teach? Bigender boy/girl.

Stede Bonnet? Something is happening to that alleged-cisman's gender. No one knows what, especially not Stede.

Spanish Jackie -> Trans woman

What I want from the 60th anniversary specials

i.e. Donna and the Doctor gossiping

*Trademark Donna Noble 'I care about you' Look* Donna: But, Doctor, tell me, who was with you through all of that? Trenzalore, Gallifrey burning, the Division, through all of that - were you alone? Doctor: What? No. No. I wasn't alone. I had my Ponds! And my Clara. And Bill and Nardole. And my fam! Donna: Excuse me. Your what? Doctor: My Ponds? Amy and Rory and… Donna: No, you dumbo, I meant that last bit. Doctor: My fam? That's Yaz and Ryan and Graham and Dan. Weeell, if we are counting the extended fam also, then - Donna: Your 'fam'? Your FAM?! Doctor:… yes? Why - why are you looking at me like that? Wh-what did I do? Donna:…..Let's just say, it's a good thing I'm back. Doctor: Yeah :) Donna: Yeah :)

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Donna: So among all those women you just mentioned: How many did you have a crush on? Doctor: I didn't - I - Bill is a lesbian! Donna: Oh, so Bill is a girl, too! Should have known. Who's the best kisser then? Doctor: And Amy is my mother-in-law! Donna: - Hang on. Your what?! Doctor: shoot. Donna: Doctor! Doctor. No?! No! Doctor! Doctor: That's - that's my name, yeah. Donna: Who. Did. You. Marry?! Doctor: Yaz might be a lesbian too, actually. Donna: Don't you dare derail from the question! Doctor: Although with Yaz, well… that didn't exactly work in my favour. Donna: Wait. What do you mean by that? Doctor: Moving on - how is Nerys doing? Donna: Do not tell me you - you - No! Doctor. Were you a woman? Did I actually miss a woman incarnation?! Doctor: I mean, I sorta, well, you sorta missed two, actually. Donna: You take me to meet them RIGHT NOW. Doctor: I literally cannot do that. Donna: Do I look like I care?

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Donna: Did you ever meet that gorgeous Professor from the Library again? Doctor:….I did. Donna: Did you ask her out? Doctor:…………I did. Donna: And? Doctor: What?….Oh, yeah, right. Of course I told her all about you. Donna: Good. Doctor: She always wanted to meet you. But, well, we both know… Donna: Yeah… Doctor: Yeah. Donna: So you and her….? Doctor: Got married. Yep. Donna: - Doctor: Donna? Are you okay? Donna: Doctor:…Donna? Donna: You are aware you are punching way above your weight there, right? Doctor: yeah <3

kermit is a butch and miss piggy is a femme and they are in lesbian love

guys i cant believe it, i havent drawn them all year?

this is a crime

anyway, venom 2 used the silly trope of staring into the sun and saying its beautiful, and their partner is actually staring at them.

Symbrock is canon and i cannot wait till venom 3

Arthur: Raise your hand if Merlin was your gay awakening

Gwaine, Percival, Lancelot, Elyan, Leon, Morgana, a random servant eavesdropping nearby: *all raise their hands*

Arthur: MORGANA?? But you're a lesbian!

Morgana: And I knew something was up when I didn't want to pull him and his little neckerchief into a broom closet

I love the OT4 of Arthur, Gwen, Merlin, and Lancelot, but please, for a moment, imagine the potential of Arthur, Gwen, Merlin, and Freya.

Merlin heals her and finds a way for Freya to control the Bastet's curse so she doesn't go full murder mode every night, so she lives (please, just let Merlin have a love who actually lives. Just one. One) and she and Merlin have a long-distance relationship for years until Arthur is king and Merlin convinces her to come to Camelot and meet Arthur and Gwen. She knows about the three of them. She's cool with it.

Arthur is a little awkward around Freya at first because he tried to kill her and almost succeeded. Makes for some tense dinners. But Gwen loves her. She's not had a girlfriend since Morgana, and she doesn't mind the Bastet thing. She got turned into a deer once. Shit happens.

Freya loves Gwen right back because not many people are cool with the curse, and she's almost forgotten that people can be this nice. Still a little awkward around Arthur because of the whole "attempted murder" fiasco, but she warms to him when she sees how much Arthur loves Merlin.

And Arthur relaxes around Freya when he finds out that being one with the Bastet means she's strong enough to throw him across a room if she wants to. He's got a Thing for strong women, okay? Hell, he's pretty sure he decided to marry Gwen when he saw her straighten a piece of steel working in the forge.

And eventually the three of them convince Freya to be social and start appearing in court with the rest of them. She's not that good at it, but Gwen's got her back, and no one really wants to piss off the Queen by being snobby to her mistress (everyone already knows Merlin is Arthur's mistress) because Gwen will absolutely cut a bitch over that classist shit.

Gwaine makes a joke one time when Arthur is late for morning training (George told them that the King was with his wife. Gwaine asked, "Which one?") that somehow becomes a medieval Vine.

("The Queen was at a tavern with her husband." "Which one?")

("The King is visiting Nemeth with his wife." "Which one?")

Even Merlin has said it, right to Arthur's face after he asked Merlin to please find his wife sometime before dinner. He had to bolt out of the room before Arthur threw a boot at him, but he said it.

He's outnumbered, though, because he surprises Gwen with flowers one day when Freya's in the room. She's delighted, "I have such a thoughtful husband, don't I?" and Arthur realises too late that he's been played when Freya grins at him, "Which one?"

Traitors, the both of them.

And the four of them rule Camelot into its Golden Age and love each other and are happy, goddammit, because they deserve to be happy and in love and not dead.

That is all.

Honestly, the biggest crime the BBC Merlin fandom has ever committed is portraying Merlin as some kind of homely loser nerd who somehow got the popular jock. Merlin is canonically hot. He has fifty boyfriends, plus Mary from the tavern was like, “Arthur who” as soon as she saw those dimples. That boy could get it from anyone he liked. Arthur wishes he could be that sexy while tripping over his own feet. 

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Movie Idea:

A French and a German guy are in love but when they want to greet each other the German sticks his hand out for a handshake and the French guy leans in for cheek kisses.

So the French guy leans in and the German sticks his hand out and accidentally rams it in the French guys stomach.

Then the German guy is super embarrassed because he fucking decked the love of his life so he decides to give the French guy those cheek kissed next time.

At the same time the French guy is also super embarrassed so he decides to go for a handshake next time.

They meet again and what happens? The German guy leans in for kisses, the French guy sticks his hand out for a handshakes and fucking rams his hand into the Germans stomach.

Next time they meet it's really awkward so they just kiss each other on the lips.