Omg, I Finished Two Books Yesterday, And Today I'm Going To Start The Fault In Our Stars😂😂

freshman year labs: - extensive research on every reagent, product and potential byproduct - don’t you dare step away from the fume hood - 500 types of fire extinguishing equipment - gloves!!! - extreme caution at all times - i inhaled a total of three molecules of nitric acid, should i go to the ER?

sophomore year labs: - everything’s toxic why bother - lol here’s some uranium - what’s a fume hood? - that smells weird i hope it won’t kill me - imma just stop the centrifuge with my hand - i’ve been breathing hydrogen sulfide for the past four hours i hope that’s not bad for me

yeah she "pegged me", and by "pegged" haha well. let's just say...,sword through my chest

Re-watching "the Guest" with French subtitles atm to get back into the language, and came across s'éborgner.

Do the French really have a verb for the action of taking out an eye???

Oh god, I think this teaser is slowly curing my cold, thank you BigHit.

But it's also killing me, holy shit

Lmao, you know what's my favourite holiday memory? I was like five or six, and my parents, my sister and I went on a holiday with a few friends of them.

One day, my parents bought some sort of bread for dinner that I ADORED. And they were like 'No, that's not for you. Don't eat it!'. Well guess what stupid me did. Exactly, I ate one.

So in the afternoon of that day, there was something about a thief on tv, and my dad told me not to steal, because, the police will always find me. So no joke, I was horrified tgat the police would arrest me for stealing bread.

So, I ran up the stairs, and fckin slipped.

I hit my head on one of the steps, but I was still fine, and then, about 5 centimeters before getting some serious brain injury, my dad catches me,

by the foot.

And like every time somebody brings this up I'm like, 'yeah, I almost had some serious brain injury because of a goddamn piece of bread'. Like, that's a story to tell

even though i know that realistically, seo moonjo is a dangerous psychopath serial killer who could easily stab me, a teenager with no will or know how to fight, dead in a second,,

he just

seems very pathetic to me,,

like,, i still think i could, you know, knock him down a notch with like a very well thought out insult to his insecurities

i don't think he really has any of those but I'm still sure i could manage to come up with something

lisa really said "sugar is the worst thing you can put into your body" and emma was like, no btch, and stabbed her

I NEED an adaptation of The Priory of the Orange Tree and A Day of Fallen Night in the animation style of Castlevania. I just want my queer fantasy and intricate gorgeous art??

Nona asking Cam what Pal thinks is sexy, and her saying “strong work ethic and high test scores” only for him to later rush into the room and answer “those little outfits nurses wear” is a perfect alignment of the two as characters

the teaser for ofmd s2 absolutely wrecked me