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My Starlight Express HUMAN! Au: World plus citizens. Part one

General: Racecity, USA takes the place of the train yard and it’s centered around the 50s-60s. Racecity is the home of the Racing National Championship with it’s reigning champion being from Racecity.

-Richard “Rusty” McCoy

Rusty is 23 and is from a very religious and old fashion family. He lives with his father, Poppa McCoy (A former campion.) His mother, Belle McCoy and his brothers Fredrick McCoy(Flat-top) and Dustin McCoy (Hopper.) He dreams of winning the Championship with his father’s old racing car but is often bullied by the others. He has a major crush on Pearl

-Pearl DuPont

She is 22 and new to town and is from a rich and prominent family. She is friends with Dinah, Di, Buffy and Ashley and is often seen at the disco downtown. She is sought after by a certain new-comer in the race to be his partner, despite her promise to Rusty to be his partner.

-Derek “Greaseball” Russell

He is 26 and is the reigning champion of the National Racing Championship. He is pretty arrogant and self-centered and is the fiancé of Dinah (not to be confused with Di who is his sister’s girlfriend.) For all of his faults he is supportive of his sister’s sexuality. He is the main bully of Rusty. He is extremely proud of his diesel car engine that he says is faster than lighting. Is often seen around his fiancé and his gang. Has been undefeated for 10 years

-Gale “Greasy” Russell

She is 15 and is the little sister of Greaseball and is the girlfriend to Di. She is just under the age of qualification for the Championship but plans on playing in it next year. Her legal guardian is Greaseball and lives with him. She, like her brother is arrogant and self-centered. Works at the auto shop for some extra spending money (totally not because there’s a cute waitress at the dinner next door.)

-Dinah Campbell

She is 24 and is the fiancé to Greaseball. She works at the dinner and is a manager, she is the legal guardian of her distant cousin, Di. She is very loyal to Derek and has been his partner since she was 14 and he 16 (the partner qualifying age is 14.) Will often be seen at the disco. And will hang out with her fiancé and his gang (plus Gale)

-Dinah “Di” Humphrey

Di is 14 and is the girlfriend to Gale. She is nicknamed Di so that she doesn’t get mixed up with her Legal guardian and distance cousin who is also named Dinah. She works at the dinner where she is the newest waitress, but will often sneak out to see a certain champion’s little sister at the repair shop.

-Callum Benjamin “CB” Breaker

He is 24 and works for the McCoy’s at their scrap yard. And is a literal diagnosed psychopath who has unalived in the past sooo not the most qualified person for making sure breaks work properly. He has a type of obsession with Dinah (he’s been trying to sabotage Derek’s car so he can get with her.)

- Electra Futureman

22 and a newcomer to the Championship. He has more of a 80s aesthetic and look to him. His car is electric and is lighter than air making it more faster. Wants Pearl for his partner and travels with his own entourage (the components). Extremely full of himself and is a soar loser. Hostile towards Derek and Rusty.

What do y’all think? I decided to add both Bochum GB and Dinah and Wembley GB and Dinah because I really couldn’t decide. And I used a random name generator for both GB’s human names and used the first letter of the rest of the train’s names for the rest of it. More is to come!

Next part will be the rest of the freight trains and the coaches.

How Greasy coming out to Greaseball went.

Greasy: I’m a lesbian

Greaseball: I thought you were American?

Ladybird Curtis was first annoyed and, if she’s being honest, scared of the rough boy from New York. Until, he one day saved her from a pack of hungry socs when they were 15, then? Ladybird Curtis fell hopelessly in love with Dallas Winston.

Dallas Winston was first intrigued by the doll-like girl, the girl who could spills lies left and right with everyone taking it as truth when they were so obviously lies. Until, she one day bailed him out of jail when they were 13, then? Dallas Winston fell hopelessly in love with Ladybird Curtis.

But Dallas Winston wasn’t made to love, so, he ignored it, suppressed it, thought that there was no way somebody so perfect could love him. Until? Ladybird chased him down after Johnny’s death and begged him to stay with her. Then? Dallas Winston never left his Lady’s side again

Rewatching Twilight Breaking Dawn part one and all I can think of is Bella at her wedding to Edward looks happier with the 5 minutes with Jacob than the whole saga with Edward

Kitty: You brought me here to cook (r@ck!?

Ladybird: Yeah, what else is baking soda for?

Kitty: I don’t know, BAKING!?

Just to sum up LB and Kitty’s dynamic, but, how else is LB supposed to get the money to pay for all of her gang’s bail? Does Kitty tell Darry? I don’t know

I don’t think District 4 is just a coastal town, I think it’s like large beach city like Long Beach or Verona Beach from the 1996 Romeo and Juliet. Because it’s one of the richest districts and idk I just like the idea of it

I think their should be like a new Tony award category that’s best replacement actress/actor, replacement might not be the right word, and like it’s actress/actors who replaced the original actor/actress after they left. Like a great nominee for this category would be Alex Joseph Grayson who took over the role of Dallas Winston after Josh Boone left. What do y’all think?

do you think di snatches a little snack out the diner for greasy every time she goes over

Totally, Greasy’s favorite is Dinah’s Cherry pie, (Di has tried to make it before but has always failed)

Poor Lydia Bennet is a victim, like when she runs away with the disgusting Wickham they were all like “how dare she disgrace the family!” And other crude insults. Like she’s 15!! she’s a BABY. She was literally groomed

Who does this remind y’all of?