It Came To My Realization That 99% Of My Fandom Related Headaches Would Be Cured If Everyone Understood

WOWOWOW it is just shit on Castiel’s character day, isn’t it.  WTF is wrong with these writers.

SPN 12x19

OH GOD it’s 13 Reasons Why all over again.

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Supernatural

WTF

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Astarion Voicelines: Reviving/Dying

A compilation of Astarion's voicelines when he's reviving (AKA, using the "help" action) on a downed character or being downed himself.

Reviving (Negative Approval)

Come on, get up.

Stop lying about.

Mistook you for a corpse.

If I must.

Why? They'll only fall again.

I'm carrying these people.

Can't we leave them there?

The crows will be disappointed.

Useless.

A waste of flesh.

Move!

The dirt nap comes later.

Can't you do anything?

You useless little...

Just try to survive.

Are you even trying?

Dying, are you? Typical.

Stop whining.

Remember who saved you.

They can't even die efficiently.

Of course they need help.

What did I do to deserve this?

Why am I not surprised?

Yes yes, I'll save you.

Must I?

Reviving (Neutral Approval)

Not the time!

Hardly a good time.

Get up, damn it!

Up, damn it!

On your feet.

Up. Now!

I swear...

You'd be dead without me.

Get back in the fight.

You can die later.

Die on your own time.

You're wasting my time.

Get up and kill something!

Let's try to survive, hmm?

Of course you need help.

Of course they fell.

Naturally they fell.

Rest when you're dead.

Does this look like camp to you?

Reviving (Positive Approval)

All right, I'm coming.

Coming, coming.

What a mess.

Me to the rescue...

Salvation is here.

Your saviour is here.

I've got you.

Need a hand?

Where would you be without me?

It's not your day, is it?

Tripped, did you?

Let's clean this up.

Bad place for a nap.

Neither the time nor the place.

Get back to killing.

We're not done yet.

Need a hand?

You're not dying today.

Did I say you could die?

I'm not killing them all myself.

Reviving (Romantic Interest)

Hold on, I'm coming.

Not your best moment.

Be there in a moment.

Help is here.

We need you alive.

Hardly the time, dear.

Really, darling?

People need killing, darling.

Don't worry, I've got you.

It's all right, I'm here.

Just a moment...

Death doesn't become you.

Don't worry, I'm here.

Stay strong, darling.

You're not going down.

Tsk tsk. Really, darling?

You're too pretty to die.

Let's get you up, dear.

There's life in you yet.

I forbid you from dying.

The cavalry is here.

Don't worry, I'm here.

Upon Being Downed

Don't just stand there - get me up!

Help me!

What are you staring at?

This doesn't feel right.

What are you waiting for? Help me!

This is all your fault.

Come on. Don't let them see you bleed.

You can do this. Get up - get up!

Spn 12x17

Oh... don’t kill Eileen. Please?

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writing prompts! actual dialogue edition

you know, between two people? not just a single quote? yeah. that.

– “Can you stand?” “I can try.”

– “They don’t scold. They don’t have to. If they look at you a certain way, you know you’re being scolded.” “Ah. So I’m definitely going to be scolded, then.”

– “Do they always follow what you say?” “No, actually. Almost never.”

– “Do you remember that conversation?” “I remember you saying you would explain. How much did you?”

– “I shouldn’t be here.” “Well, you are, and don’t think of leaving.”

– “You sound a bit like them, actually.” “Is that a compliment or an insult?”

– “Oh, so you aren’t looking forward to meeting them.” “I can’t think of many people who actually are.”

– “Look, I appreciate your hospitality, but I can’t stay-” “Yes, you can. Now sit down before you fall over.”

– “You keep being irresponsible and not taking care of yourself, of course I’m upset!” “I only collapsed on you the one time. The other times were only almost.”

– “If you’re not going to take what I say seriously, I’m going to tie you up and take you home.” “Good luck with that.”

– “Somehow you must not have heard all the bad things said about me.” “I’ve heard them all twice. But I’ll make my own judgments.”

– “They clearly want you dead.” “We knew that already.”

– “I don’t know why you expected anything else from me.” “I never expected much of anything. If you hadn’t turned out to be so clever, I might have given up on you years ago.”

– ”You’ll never have me by your side.” “I will, one way or another, no matter how long it takes. I will have you.”

– “You don’t know how dangerous they are.” “They don’t know how dangerous I am, either.”

– “Don’t try to talk. Save your strength.” “There’s not much to save.”

– “You don’t have to be alright.” “I have to get through the rest of this, though.”

– “You’re hurt.” “No! I’m okay! Really, I’m okay!”

– “Do you, uh, want me to come with you?” “You’re part of the team. We want you with us.”

– “Maybe we should hold hands. That way you won’t fall down any holes.” “More like if I fall down I’ll take you with me.”

– “What is it?” “Something’s wrong. I don’t know what. I just feel it.”

– “I can walk fine on my own.” “Yes, but I want to be close you. You know, as friends.”

– “Were you worried that I was dead?” “Of course not.”

– “Well this is not what I expected to happen.” “What did you expect?”

– “I had a bad feeling. Was I right?” “Depends on what you mean by bad.”

Henry ‘so done with everyone’ Mills.

“There’s a fire burning in my bones.”

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SPN

WELP. Guess they weren’t kidding when they said season 12 was going to be a reset.

(Totally called that last reveal after they went to the grave).

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Tonight on game of thrones

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SPN 12x07

DEAN IS HOLDING A GUITAR IN THE SHOW. DEAN IS STRUMMING A GUITAR IN THE SHOW. NOT A DRILL. NOT A DRILL.

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