Since It's Pride Month I'm Going To Say. Can We Stop Making Fun Of Adults Who Don't Have Sex. Not Even

This exact thought has been rolling around in my brain for the last two days. We need this crossover.

FNAF/CATCF AU.

Willy Wonka, William Afton. They both like purple. They both hate children and enjoy hurting them. 5 children involved.

And the AU works either way you put it!

I can't believe Mark killed those poor chickens. What a monster smh. Just threw a grenade at them.

Hey tumblr freaks please watch Kaos on Netflix so we can crank the views and get a season 2 🫶🏻 I’m not kidding that show is crack

It’s got

- old man yaoi

- GOOD representation of EVERYTHING

- toegripping Greek mythology retellings

- sex and blood and death and all that good stuff

- furies: 3 butch lesbians on motorbikes killing rapists, fates: 3 genderqueers in the desert

- everybody is hot and everybody is queer

- actually a great plot and nicely paced, well timed episodes

Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

So I'm not going crazy. Good.

Anyone else get the notification of “You Are Liam” ? I guess he posted it on accident cause he put it on Private

giving birth sucks tbh. not only do you and the baby you’re birthing almost die, usually you shit yourself and often you tear your taint. then you have to push an organ out of your body (placenta) and if even a little of that remains in your body, you can hemorrhage to death or develop an infection that essentially rots your body from the inside out. even if you had a relatively “easy birth”, you bleed for weeks on end. even after that stops, your body and brain is changed for the rest of your life, the pregnancy leeched minerals from your bones, that can cause osteoporosis later. minor urinary incontinence is not uncommon, brain scans of people who gave birth show permanent changes in their brain, you’re never quite the same.

I say all of this not to say giving birth is disgusting but it is a harrowing and visceral experience. society downplays how fucking awful it is and makes it out to be a ~magical~ experience but it isn’t a magical transformative experience for everyone. it can be an extremely traumatic experience for someone who wanted to carry a pregnancy to term, much more so for someone who did not want to be pregnant in the first place or someone who knows their baby won’t survive the birth. anyway, abortion is a right. pregnancy and birth aren’t just inconvenient, it’s fucking awful.

Say it with me:

MARKIPLIER HAS X-RAY EYES

speaks for itself