I Am Now Fully Convinced 2016 Is Not Real, We Are All Living A Lie, Time Is An Illusion And The End Is

So great!

ive seen the phrase “guys, gals, and nonbinary pals” twice this year and it makes me so happy it’s rhyme and cheery and Good

The giant meteor tried ok... He wasn't that white though

where is our boring white protagonist who will save us from our dystopian war zone when we need them

Hmmph why people gotta be racist? Makes me so mad

AHAHAHA it was only a couple murders...

All These Numbers

;-; I want it...

This... I need this.

Sirius and hugs

•Sirius has created a style of hug the marauders like to call “the koala” •mostly because he will wrap his legs around his victim and cling onto their neck •once he attaches himself to you he will •not •let •go •he is perfectly willing to hang onto you while you carry on with your life •which can prove difficult considering he’s almost six feet tall •he also does it when Remus wants to get up in the morning and Sirius does not •Remus is rather strong for his smallness •once James saw him emerging from behind the curtain of his bed with Sirius clung onto him •Remus proceeded to brush his teeth in this fashion

•It was Remus who first called Sirius a koala •he then had to explain what a koala was so Sirius could decide if he should be offended or not •while still hanging off Remus’s shoulders of course •it went something like •"You’re comparing me to a fluffy little bear thing?“ •"Yes.” •"No, I’m tougher than that.“ •"Ok then” •Remus then proceeded to try and remove Sirius, which was met with a very loud “noooOOOOO” and a distressed whine •it should be noted that this whole conversation was carried out while Remus had a toothbrush in his mouth

•James thought that Remus was the only one that would fall victim to the koala hug •he was wrong •then he thought it would be only him and Remus •nope •pretty soon he saw Lily marching down the hallway with a Sirius Black attached to her •Sirius’s circle of ‘trees’ only ever got bigger •even McGonagall could be spotted with Sirius hanging off of her •mostly while he tried to convince her he shouldn’t get detention •she always ignored him, but she was secretly amused •Peter never got one though •everyone suspected it was because he smelled like cheese

•Remus had always been able to tell what Sirius is thinking or what he means by his actions •he always knew that the koala hug meant “give me attention, I’m bored and I want cuddles” •but other times, it didn’t •sometimes when Sirius koala hugs him and instead of letting out pitiful whines and over dramatic yells when Remus protests, he just holds on tighter and doesn’t speak •then Remus knows something is wrong •and maybe it’s time to properly cuddle him and ask about how things are going at home and how bad the nightmares are getting

Please let her respond. She didn’t talk while you talked.

Yes, Anderson Cooper literally just had to chastise Donald Trump the way a parent talks to their 3-year-old child (via fortheloveofgop)

My Doggo

I was telling my dog to go to the bathroom for 5 minutes before he finally goes out the door and then he just walks over to the tree and sniffs it then looks back at me and then sniffs the tree. Then when he finally went he just sat down in the yard and stared at me. 

Feelings right now

I smile even though tears fall through my heart, I laugh even though inside I am crying in a corner. I share advise on happiness even though I'm broken. I wear the mask of happiness so others don't feel pain... I have felt like this for a long time...

News Stations: Trump wins U.S. Election

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